So, I was asleep right? Then I had this VERY vivid dream of Dick meeting someone in the circus 1 year before his parents died, in france (I have no idea why france) on the person's birthday and became friends with her, they send each other letters regularly.
When the circus went to Gotham he forgot to inform her of what happened to his parents so OBVIOUSLY miss girl went to Gotham herself to check on her bestie on why on Earth he didn't reply to her very important letter (it was not infact very important) to find out he got himself adopted by The Himbo.
She was upset but her priority was to make sure he's okay (she also may or may not have threatened Bruce to take good care of her best friend or there will be consequences) (Bruce will not admit to being threatened by eight y/o her even in death).
His transition from Robin to Nightwing was smoother than 'canon' because she's there to translate their emotionally constipated words, so Bruce understood his want to be independent and Dick understood his paranoid protectively (he also got Dick's permission before he gave Robin to Jason).
And then remember tarantula? Yeah, our girl Cursed her, with a capital C, to have the worst life imaginable that even when she kills herself it won't work. That was after she beat the shit out off her (slammed her head on the roof, broke her nose, her fingers, her legs and knocked out at least three of her teeth) before the bitch can even touch him (but our baby's still traumatized).
She gave the family protection charms (that has a tracker on) to make sure they'll live until help arrived and not die from bloodloss or something. The only reason Jason died is because it's not powerful enough to heal injuries that big (and he died from asphyxiation so technically he was alive until help arrived also she only found out when Dick did) but the tracker's still on so when he dug himself out his grave she was there but let herself be taken by the League to keep an eye on him.
The both of them trained with the League and met seven y/o Damian who Thalia told that he should respect her as he did his mother so he calls her Ummi and him Ahki. Jason got dunked in the Pit but Thalia wasn't able to manipulate him because our girl was always watching so he didn't hate Batman as much.
Did I mention that Miss Girl is Percy Weasley, Persephone Dorea Weasley (I have no idea how this came about, maybe because I was reading Harry Potter on ao3 and Watching Nightwing edits on tiktok before I fell asleep and it just... Mashed together)? I have no idea how the timeline works so don't ask me.
Anyways... Continuing, the three of them escaped when Damian's ten, Jason became Red Hood with less blood spilled, Damian got introduced to Bruce and she returned to her family (who didn't realized she was training with assassins because she told them she's going traveling after the war years after) and Dick, who she wrote a letter to before she left so he won't worry (he worried, big time, he was pulling his hair out in stress).
Then Bruce got lost in time, Damian became Robin but it wasn't taken from Tim but given since Dick offered him Nightwing which he turned down to look for Bruce (they believed him because fuck canon they all deserve love and care) so our girl substituted for Nightwing.
Oh! And he calls her Princess and her 'Vigilante Name' (there's quotation marks because she refused to acknowledge the fact that she is one) that the public gave her is The Red Queen because of the nickname and her hair. He's been begging for her to join JLD so they'll be together. She's also capable of wandless and wordless magic.
There was a time when he forgot that he invited her to this ship the titan's were using, when they were suddenly needed to go to some planet to stop an invasion but the invaders planned for them and took them down so she magicked a suit and killed them herself (they're already dead, the invaders were using the corpse of the planets people so she didn't feel guilty) and somehow became a worshiped goddess in half the sector of the galaxy after it.
Then I woke up and my mother told me to do the dishes so I forgot and just remembered it. I spent an hour looking for it thinking it was a fic, got distracted reading other fics, before remembering that it was a dream.
Anyways... That's all thanks for wasting your time reading this.











