My body did this weird thing today where my stomach jumped up to my throat like a hyperactive dog and made me spit all my milk onto Jamaica Warren's face at lunch. People laughed at me, as expected, but then Jamaica got sick to her stomach and shot vomit at me like a cannon. I blinked and almost threw up myself. Just desserts? I'd disagree, this was more like an over-kill-revenge type thing. All the girls were hovering over Jamaica patting her on the back while they shot me death looks. As if I did this all on purpose! You can't control what your body does all the time can you? I don't know. I don't care now. Everyone only cared about precious little Jamaica and her wavy brown hair and long eyelashes, nobody cared about the big eyed, greasy hair being that was me. So while Jamaica got escorted to the nurse's office, I got dragged to the principal's office.
"What did I do wrong," I shouted at Principal Darnsworthy.
"You spit milk all over that poor girl. That's what you did, Foster. Don't play dumb," said Principal Darnsworthy walking forward and sitting on the front of his desk.
"I'm not playing!"
Principal Darnsworthy's eyebrow rose and a slight smirk passed his face. There was an awkward silence when I realized what I said.
"No, no, no, wait I didn't mean it like that,"
"Mmhmm..." he said nodding.
Just great, I walked right into that one.