#wrong kid

[acowardinmordor]

Everyone knows that Wayne knows about and supports his nephew in his various flavors of queer across all fics and headcanons. But I especially enjoy it when Wayne knows and supports him, while Eddie is completely oblivious to the fact that he's not straight.

[ask-the-great-loki-odinson]

Tony on the phone in meeting with the avengers: who's this?

???: We have your kid, give us a million dollars or we will make sure you never see them again

Tony looking over his shoulder: Morgan's right next to me?

???: What do you mean he's not your kid? When we kidnapped him he just rolled his eyes and told us it was a wasn't of time. He throw a potato at us and now is talking about how he's missing a TV show that's on this hour.

Tony to the rest of the team: God damnit they have Harley...

[peopletooday]

Close enough..

[gottaloveprettylittleliars]

I guess that’s why my parents can’t even look me in the eye anymore. They knew they lost the wrong kid.

Jason DiLaurentis about the acting of his parents after losing Alison

[smolbruise]

that moment when a kid on the tv says “Mom?” and my mom answers “yeah?” cause she thought it was me