#wrongtext

[xaqonyx]

What actually happened:

Thomas: Newt stay here with Gally and wait for the serum

Newt: No you can’t do this on your own

What I hear:

Thomas: Newt please look after yourself, put yourself first and let me go so you can live

Newt: No, I don’t care if I die but I’m gonna make fucking sure you don’t

I’m not hallucinating, you are

[jaypark808]

Ok hold up.... if you text me at 1:27 AM asking for a haircut...this is the kind of response you will get. Lol! #wrongtext #whoasksforahaircutatoneam #bahahaha #gumby #happyfriday #idontcuthair (at Supercuts)

[thenoveleater]

No, definitely not. I almost posted this with the number! #wrongtext #wrongnumber #nope Should I have asked for a shelfie?

[depressedsima-blog]

"Oh oops, meant to send that to my dad."