#wtf autocorrect

[deathbytheapple-revived]

Barbatos' workplace would be either a 5 star kitchen or a torture chamber .

[unlikelywolfsheep]

Hey so im being asked to name my grandma's new puppy, and its a black ball of fluff and i kinda want to call it binghe but then i have to explain the joke,

Can someone either help me make a similar connection, so its spiritually binghe?

Ps i also have to name a girl dog but calling them bingge and bingmei is out of the question.

[ramblingandpie]

Keiko O'Brien setting up a playdate for Miles and Julian by telling each that the other seems sad and she has work to do that'll be a few hours so why don't you go do something to cheer your friend up?

And she's not even lying. Julian IS bummed about not seeing Miles as much. Miles IS bummed about not seeing Julian as much. They are depressed and they need enrichment in their enclosures.

The prescription is silly holosuite time.

[uncahier]

Had a letterboxed account for less than a week and already got invited to a free movie screening. And here was me thinking I would just keep track of what I watched and be able to search on IMDb again instead of preserving my search history as a to-watch list

[moodlemcdoodle]

Amy redesigns :) two of them

[zyrafowe-sny]

Hope you're receiving my evil boops.

Don't worry, they aren't lethal... for now :)

Yes! Received and (so far) appreciated! :)

Have some candy!

[awakeagainstmywill]

They're not wrong...

[tokaydokay]

Had a fic idea while driving home from my not-so-good weekend; so it’s 1860-something, era of candles and lanterns still at Castle Dimitrescu, and Lady Dimitrescu’s favorite maid/maid she’s in love with is kidnapped by a man who believes he’s rescuing her and is held at another manor some several miles away. She is livid and panicked, and severely tempted to go after the maid herself, but she cannot leave her domain, even though Bela is perfectly capable of taking over in her absence. But what she doesn’t know is Cassandra is also in love with that maid, and has, rather rashly, left her mother a note (the details of which can be boiled down to, “I shall fetch her with all haste, and leave the culprit scattered”) and gone after her, saddling her horse and wrapping herself in a thick riding cloak, armed with only her sickle.

Of course once Lady D learns of this she panics more, and Bela and Daniela worry themselves silly over supper and Bela says, “It seems you’ve had some influence on Cass after all, Dani.”

Cassandra succeeds in her rescue. She murders the man who kidnapped the maid and leaves him scattered throughout his own manor’s grounds. She wanted to do the same with his staff, but knew he acted alone. And when she returns to the castle, striding through the rear doors covered in blood and soot and dirt, holding the maid tightly to her like a bride, her heart is definitely on her sleeve for her mother and sisters to see.