Feb 25
wtf am I even taking a this point. This is a college course by the way. I think the most atrocious part of this is that an assignment dealing with shrek is only worth 10 pts.
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wtf am I even taking a this point. This is a college course by the way. I think the most atrocious part of this is that an assignment dealing with shrek is only worth 10 pts.
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This is directed at a fandom that shall not be named for legal purposes: don’t fake a coma it’s 2023 and it’s giving martyr complex.
A whore with a troll is an everlasting couple.
Wei Wuxian, Untamed
Beau: *eating apples and barbeque sauce*
Luke: BEAU ARE YOU PREGNANT
Beau: I have a dick, not an utter-us
Luke: it's pronounced uterus
Beau: tomato tomoto
Strange things I’ve heard at school:
- “I’m so good at pick-pocketing, I can pic-pocket your virginity.”
- Person A: Can you please take my mask off now?”
Person B: “If he wants to be a furry, let him be a furry. Let him express himself in whatever way he chooses. We don’t judge you because of our cheese fetich Michael!”
- Person A: “We had Mr Smith today for History-”
Person B: “Mr who?”
Person A: “The gay pirate-”
Person B: “Oh! Right. Continue.”
- Teacher: “We all make choices every day of our lives. For example, what did you have for breakfast this morning?”
Student who isn’t paying attention and is having their own private conversation: “WEED.”
So myfitnesspal.com has a calorie database but people can add their own so…
more garble
hhh
A fucking bro of brofist has 1 calorie
ah yes…one ejaculate…I have that measuring cup in my drawer…
damn 9000 calories per cup of bleach?
and 666g of protein per bottle!?!
WHO THE FUCK NEEDS 6 CUPS OF SOAP FOR ANYTHING
for pine sol you get no nutrition besides 100% of your vitamin C. healthy.
One fucking big ass salad
the fucking measurements like look: 1 koek (cake in dutch), 12 inch, and 1 szklanka (polish for glass…glass of ass…)
70 grams of glass gives you a good amount of nutrition
1 CUPPA SEX
This sex gives you 99,999 calories, jesus that’s 28 pounds
aaaaand my fav. One bottlle (with two Ls) of “Your Not Going Cold” Antifreeze has enough calories to feed all the starving people in the world for 172,309,813,040,000,000,000 years, or about 13,053,773,715 times the age of the universe.
Clicked on a random park in South America and went through the photos and all of them were fine until I got to the last one which was this.
I know these river buddies are probably just looking for a little snack but it looks so damn ominous 😂
wtf lol ain’t nobody looking at my shit that much lol