#wtfme

[lovelittleme]

me:*listening to dubstep out loud*

puppy: *sleeping on floor by me*

puppy: *starts dream moving*

me: doggo dance

[borderlinebanshee]

I fucked up.

There will be no sleep tonight.

[grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

The male is described as:  55-60 years, average height, Caucasian, fat face, beady eyes, sun-weathered skin and large beard, wearing a wide brimmed Australian style hat, grey tracksuit pants and carrying a blue shopping bag.

[katsukis-soulmate]

If your mom ever walks in on you singing along to MCR...

Just freeze, and pretend you weren’t doing anything. 

[dragonet64]

5:50 AM EST

Here I am inwardly laughing my ass off so I don't wake anyone up or disturb the people downstairs and I accidentally let out a squeak and I can here my dad just stop making breakfast o-o

[pikapiu]

I've got so many things done this year already. 💇 Heree's another one! 💁 #gotmyhairdid #gotmyvansonbuttheylooklikesneakers #newdo #nooneevenlooksupmytags #wtfme #itslikeimnotevenmeanymore #redhairdontcare #likemybob? #bibbitybobbityboo #letsgetbobley #lolokillshutupnow (at Paul Mitchell the School - Temecula)

[aggravatedcornchip]

Weird Dreams

When I was little I had this dream where me and my dad went to this Kroger, except it was completely empty except for an old man on a stool and when I went up to him he gave me fishsticks.

[kanaya-98]

cos y’know i never post my own things