A quaint home in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Roads are miles away, and the nearest store is ten miles away, at least. The home would be kind of a manor or some sort. It would be Victorian themed, with a brown shingled roof, and columns on the porch. Also inside, there will be two stories. The second and first story are connected by a very intricate staircase. Not spiraled, just very intricate carvings along the side. The home would have hardwood floors, and carpeted bedrooms. Not like the stupid shaggy carpeting in regular homes, this would be the really soft kind. Also there would be huge windows everywhere. The hearth would be intricate, too. With carvings on the mantle just like on the staircase. All the bedrooms will have light dimming systems, and soft goddamn beds, for good naps. Outside, there will be and abandoned amusement park, and really tall grass. The home would be situated almost directly beside the amusement park, with trees surrounding it. The perfect day to e in this setting is everyday. A rainy day, in my eyes, would be the perfect thing. The people living in the house would not have to abide by laws, since they are pushed so far out of society. Of course though, there would be no murdering, or incest (cause what the fuck why would you do that) and no devil worship. I want this house to not be invaded by demons, please. The people living here would be highly educated, having to probably educate their children, if they were to have any. If I lived in this setting, I would not have children. Mostly because I hate them, but also because it would be immensely dangerous to have a child out in the tall grass near an abandoned amusement park. The couple in this house could be of any sexual orientation, gender, or species. The house could have ghosts, but not mean (cause fuck mean ghosts). An inventor would be a great person to live here, because he could test all of their inventions in the house, and outside. They could also fix up the amusement park, if they felt like they wanted to. An astronomer would be good too they could set up and observatory on the property anywhere. Also the woods would be unnoticeably fenced off so that no one or no thing can get in. Also, there would be a rusted, old VW MiniBus beside the house, with a tool cart next to it. Inside there would be a library, completely filled with books. Filled, meaning, books in corners, strewn on tables, stacks of them on the tops of the shelves, literally anywhere you could find books. In the front yard, there would be one of those swing things that are literally so fucking cool. There would also be a swing set near the swingy-thing. In the attic there would be even more books, but this time more rare. Books like the first edition of Moby Dick, Shakespeare. Also chests filled with unimaginable treasures. This stuff would be in all the closets, too. There will be no sort of bug or arachnid in this house, for I am the one who created it, and I hate spiders and bugs. If the person living here chose to have a wife/husband. The wife/husband would either be an astronomer, taxidermist, scientist, or chemist. If they were to be a scientist or chemist, there would be secret lab, either underground, or in the attic. I'm really surprised I am not done yet. Occasionally, if the inventor decided to fix up the amusement park, the couple could ride some of the rides. Also, they could have secret parties at the amusement park. No music though, they don't want to have to follow laws. If the couple decided to have children, the children would be super nerds and super geeks, because of all the reading they've been doing. In my imagination if the couple decided to have other kids, I would imagine they would all get along fairly well. Speaking of children, they would also have a vast intellect, being able to play many instruments and speak various languages.
amandla
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