Shiz University Group Chats - MASTERPOST
Keep track of the posts here :) I'll be updating this as I post more in the GC AU so you can use this to keep track/ choose the specific post you're interested in. 💖
This is also updating [albeit a bit slowly] on AO3, but you can go there to subscribe, bookmark and/or comment! :)
Welcome to Shiz University. Please consult the following Group Chat Rules and Codes of Conduct:
Respect all members of the academic community.
Use school-sanctioned communication channels responsibly. Please avoid foul language, innuendo, or utilizing chat rooms for bribery, gambling, unsanctioned spellwork, or public declarations of love.
Please maintain proper use of chat functions. Do not initiate campus-wide romantic competitions using shared documents, voting polls, or emoji reaction battles.
At campus discretion, faculty members may be called upon monitor student group chats if there is any evidence / suspicion of scandalocious actions.
Have fun! Do note that your chats may be recorded in the university server for a period of ninety (90) days for training and maintenance purposes.
At Shiz University, the real drama isn’t in the lecture halls—it’s in the group chats.
Pt. 1: DO NOT FEED THE TOADS
Pt. 2: THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR CACTUS
Pt 3: Fiyero’s Secret Yearning (Must Be Stopped)
Pt 4.: Boq’s Doomed Crush Support Group
Pt. 5.: Emergency Sparkle Triage
Pt 6. Finals Week Survival (Spiritual, Emotional, Academic)
Pt 7. Glinda is NOT Spiraling
Pt 8.: Don’t Leave Your Phone Unattended
Pt 9: OOPS WRONG CHAT
Pt 10: Elphie Does Not Understand Innuendo
Pt 11: Existing Neutrally (Fiyero Takes a Break from Flirting)
Pt 12: This Is Fine (It’s Not)
Pt 13: IS THIS ANYTHING?!?!?!
Pt. 14: You trust me in a crisis?
Pt. 15: Spring Fling Preps
Pt 16: Elphie won’t know what hit her.
Pt 17: Something’s in the air and I don’t trust it.
Pt 18: Boq’s Doomed Crush Support Group Pt 2
Pt 19: Delicate Matters (Thropp & Co)
Pt 20: A Slow-Burn Courtship
Pt 21: Boq’s Courtship Crusade
Pt 22: Elphie is surrounded by chaos and needs one (1) responsible wife.
Pt 23: Operation: Woo the Witch
Pt 24: Spectators of the Spiral
Pt. 25: Do I radiate “please perform stunts near me” energy?
Pt 26: Fiyero and Glinda Try to Apologize
Pt 27: A new challenger appears in the battle for Shiz’s most elusive enigma.
Pt 28: He used to write her when she had no one else.
Pt 29: You found out about the penpal, didn’t you.
Pt 30: Romance is dead and this man is the murderer.
Pt 31: He’s coming for a tour, not to claim the throne.
Pt 32: Love Triangle to Love Rhombus
Pt 33: You’re not giving a tour. You’re hosting a battle royale.
Pt 34: This is truly the worst competitive dating scenario I’ve ever seen.
Pt 35: I’m going to eat this entire box of chocolate out of spite.
Pt 36: “He’s here to propose. This is the final boss of suitors.”
Pt 37: THIS PLOTLINE IS TOO POWERFUL
Pt 38: You were… exactly as I remembered you.
Pt 39: A love quadrangle. Geometry has entered the chat.
Pt 40: He’s got “mysterious romantic subtext” in MLA formatting. Help.
Pt 41: I’M TRYING TO STRATEGIZE NOT CATCH FEELINGS
Pt 42: I’m going to ask you to the Spring Fling. But not in a weird way.
Pt 43: Operation: Elegant Elimination
Pt 44: I’m suing for emotional damages.
Pt 45: WE’RE NOT LOSING TO A POLITE MAN IN LINEN.
Pt 46: Shiz Spring Fling Planning Committee
Pt 47: Mutual Suitor Coordination Chanel
Pt 48: You scheduled tea breaks?? Between romantic appointments?!
The Paleontology Professor
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5
