#wttt gov

[poison-marshmellow]

AroAce Gov or AroAce Mother Nature confirmed‼️

[bluebubblebandit]

Gov walks into the meeting room to see no one in the room

but sees every states signature on the wall next to giant words that read...

(slight edit. added Greg. centered gov and no kings)

[whereamiuguys15]

Normal

They're all rlly dumb. And rlly mean.

Road trip to Alabama w my mom. She mentioned it wasn't so bad when some white girls waved at us as we drove by. Then we passed a store w like 5 confederate flags. I fear Alabama's always been this bad. Idk what she's talking abt 💔

Also where's Louie and Flo? Lunch. They know they're fucked up.

[correctincorrecrquotes]

#mood2026

[thatoneangrytuga]

I promised some Gov drawings somewhere in a previous post and here i deliver (i hope). I wanted to make a pretty little drawing of him so i just did, took me a few days because i was busy

I still do not know how to render, so i just throw stuff at a wall and hope it sticks, AND this is a lazy drawing, i am to lazy and irresponsible to finish any of my drawings😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

(The photo thingy he’s in is kind of supposed to look like a D.C. Driver’s license btw, i like to think that is driver’s license is a dc one :3)

I HC that gov has 51 moles on his facefor all 50 states + DC, heres them vaguely mapped out, if states are in the wrong regions it means im just a lil stupid, pls dont be mad at me

Cut images down below cuz eh, what else, nothing special. (Bonus black and white version)

[welcome-to-the-headcannons]

And now, your regular scheduled headcannons!

1) Washington went to cosmetology school and is now The Hairdresser for the states

2) Florida loves to throw themed parties and put edible glitter in his jungle juice

3) Gov only gets invited to things because he makes bomb ass buffalo chicken dip

4) Ohio and Pennsylvania make bets on everything

5) Louisiana loves adult cartoon shows like Smiling Friends, Family Guy, etc.

6) New York loves to watch movies in theaters

7) Maine’s wardrobe is primarily made up of Hawaiian shirts

[simonhateslore]

haha get it cause in florida man in socal they live together haha

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[doueverwonder]

Texas, California and Florida in the background arguing in Spanish while Gov sits there frantically doing duolingo lessons on his phone send tweet