#ben brainard

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Fandom: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Welcome To The Statehouse - Ben Brainard (Web Series)   Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply 

Summary: Illinois wakes up divorced on Valentine's Day. Title from Ghosting by Mother Mother.

^_^ HEYYYY WTTT MUTUALS ITS BEEN AWHILE. Remember that really bad valentine's day angst fic I wrote two years ago? No? Good. I REWROTE IT!!!! Go n have a lil looksy

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California is the type of man to have wonderwall and riptide as his top songs on Spotify wrapped. Send tumblr.

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Nevvy headcanons PLEASEEEE

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Nevada they can never make me hate you ❤

Headcanons under the cut. Oh and Nevyork will be mentioned because they're rotting my brain right now. These are just ones I can remember, at least, and the ones I'll post on my main blog.

Nevada has two separate wardrobes, so he can separate his more "provocative" outfits from his "regular" outfits.

He has a make-up drawer, that is crammed with other miscellaneous items. He knows he should do something about it, but he'd rather leave it alone than organize everything into their respective places, which will end up empty in the span of two weeks.

Nevada prefers to actually remain clean and spray perfume all over himself, much to the distaste of others. (It becomes quite obnoxious with the smell towards some states.) He also really grooms his hair, taking perfect care of it.

He spends most of his time with Oregon and Washington (when he isn't with his boyfriend, York.), usually exchanging gossip, but will occasionally talk about Gov and his "weird behavior".

Speaking of New York, he and Nevada once went out on a date and encountered a rat. Before Nevada became accustomed to the northeastern state's behavior, he actually freaked out and nearly ran away when New York picked it up. He had the mindset that rats were dirty and diseased. (Luckily, he semi-grew out of that mindset. He just gets wary, now.)

He once scratched New York's scalp a little too hard with his nails once. This was when they started to get more intimate. (And New York wasn't pissed at all, he actually enjoyed it.)

bonus nevyork...

New York smells like shitty mens' cologne, while Nevada smells like roses and flowers in general. And somehow, they attracted each other with it. (Even though York sometimes chokes on the smell of perfume.)

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Tomodachi life updates (no photos this time because my switch dead as hell)

California and Florida got married, they have two kids (Miami and Hollywood), with a third on the way (if it’s a girl, Orlando, if it’s a boy San Francisco)

When Miami was born Florida immediately gave him cannabis cigarettes

Texas’ daughter currently has an incredibly rocky relationship with him

Nevada and New York had a baby (Vegas)

California, Florida, Texas, Oklahoma, Miami, Hollywood, and Texhoma all live together now

Maine and Hawai'i had a fight over Alaska, and now they’re no longer friends.

Hawai'i then immediately abandoned her feelings for Alaska to crush on Mississippi

Georgia has a crush on Puerto Rico

Kentucky has a crush on Tennessee

Louisiana and Maine are fighting

Washington is begging Louisiana to calm down, and it’s not working

Luckily, Hawai'i was able to calm him down unfortunately, Maine wont forgive him so he’s going on a vacation to Kyoto

Nevada changed his hair color, again, now his hair is gray

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California wttt makes me sick I hope him and Florida get thrown into a volcano! Ew! Ew ! Ew!!!!!

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I think I yumehate with California. I want to torture that man.

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Another compilation times I listened to a song lyric and thought "Oh, California WTTT"

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YO WE DOING HEADCANON ASKS?

California & Alaska, if you have any thoughts on how those two interact?

YES YES !!! ALWAYS SEND ME HEADCANON / QUESTIONS ABOUT CHARACTERS I LOVE DOING THESE.

Alaska gets exclusively she/her on all my posts, that is a transwoman in my heart. Anyways!

I think California desperately wants her admiration, just for the sake of saying he has it. Theres this woman who seems to be so elusive with who she hangs out with, who feels no need to push for connections and doesn’t make exceptions, and hes obsessed with the concept of being special and endlessly admired.

Alaska on the other hand, really doesn’t think about him, other then the fact he’s a massive try-hard. She barely talks to him, and really only will if it’s to ragebait Texas; when he talks to her shes more mildly annoyed then anything & doesn’t want to talk to him. I think on some level she recognizes hes not reaching out to her to truly get to know her or be her friend but rather just to feel special that he "won" the attention of someone who doesn’t like to give it out.