#wwdits crack

[beansprean]

Season 4 episode 1, basically

ty @mynandor for tagging this post perfectly

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Guillermo, soaking wet from falling through the floor into the basement, glares exhaustedly at Nandor with a deep frown. Nandor smiles a little nervously, leaning away from Guillermo with his hands tucked in front of him, one pointing at Guillermo. His speech bubble is a screenshot from a post by mikaaaa that reads “is that a tube of lipstick in your pocket or are you just your penis is tiny and detached from your body.” 2. Repeat of 1, Guillermo’s glare tightens and his mouth purses in an angry pout as he pulls up a short stake in a threatening manner. Nandor blanches, pointing finger curling back to his palm in fear. /end ID

[queenmeriadoc]

Me, being a vampire from the viking age on "What we do in the Shadows"

From behind the camera: So why did you move to america? Me, holding a starbucks cup filled with blood: I ask myself that everyday.

[vampiric-council-library]

[gleefully-macabre]

Radical WWDITS theory:

By the end of the season, Colin Robinson has reached middle-age, woos Marwa away from Nandor, and THEY have the vampire-wedding.

[veryoldmuchguard]

WWDITS AU where The Sire does die but instead of killing all the vampires it just turns them back into humans and now Guillermo has to deal with teaching his ancient roommates how to Human again. 👀

[eerie-hawkins]

You know how Nandor was taught by Colin Robinson in "The Casino" about the big bang theory and how we aren't the center of the universe and how the earth isn't flat. Well, i feel like he kept learning stuff this season, especially in "the Wellness Center".

So i decided all Nandor wants it's to meet Steve and that's why he is leaving the Island of Staten. You know, how Nandor was prepared for a Steve to come to him in the episode "Resurrection"

Clearly since his learning about Steve and how Steve can't really move from where it is... oh, i think i should talk about Steve

Maybe you already heard about Steve?

So all Nandor wants is to go to Canada, meet Steve, leave the keychain and come back.

At this time i won't be taking any criticism about my theory. THANK YOU ❤

[beansprean]

nyandermo <- is this anything @nonbinarynandor

[ID: Guillermo holding Nandor bridal style, both of them with closed eyes, smiling cat mouths, and cat ears and tails. Nandor has his hands tucked against his chest like paws and both are purring. /end ID]

[watwudbuffydo]

TONIGHT ON WWDITS…

Baby Colin Robinson’s energy vampire powers are awakened when he starts blasting “(Not) Getting Married Today” from Company throughout the mansion.