I ship many ships and write many things

Aspiring writer. Recently rediscovered my love of reading books. Bi Jewish woman she/her. My hyper-fixations are all over the place.

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[maswartz]

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[amethystcrystal77]

real

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[godlessondheimite]

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

[godlessondheimite]

wow really good addition here

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[heartseeker]

eda is 5 this year :)

[heartseeker]

eda is 6!!!!

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[easily-evi]

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

[sweaterkittensahoy]

A companion:

[spider-artdump]

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[afurioushawk]

I'M PISSING

[afurioushawk]

I'm sorry, but every single fucking event that he touches getting wrecked by the middle finger of God is fucking hilarious. Absolute peak black comedy. Chef's fucking kiss.

[afurioushawk]

Chef's. Fucking. Kiss.

[afurioushawk]

That's right, sir, don't let the shitlib storm keep you down! Big strong president like you can face lightning!

[afurioushawk]

I'm sorry, but every single fucking event that he touches getting wrecked by the middle finger of God is fucking hilarious. Absolute peak black comedy. Chef's fucking kiss.

[thefoxconfessor]

Excited for the posts today about how democrats need to reclaim the flag as if that wasn't a centerpiece of the Harris campaign but people didn't care because only white men are Effective Messengers

[edithsweetithh]

in honor of america's 250th birthday approaching, here's your friendly reminder that this poem by emma lazarus (a jewish-american woman) is on a plaque attached to the statue of liberty:

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame. “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

[girlactionfigure]

[the-library-alcove]

"Nazis to the Right of me, Stalinists to the Left of me, and here I am as an American Jew, watching them sign the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact 2: Protocols Boogaloo."