[twinsfawn]

even though she died two years before i was born, there were always tabloids in the grocery store about JonBenét Ramsey’s death and “new breaks in the case”. i would always stare at them and wonder who the pretty blonde girl was that died. surprisingly i didn’t know anything about 9/11 until grade school.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[whimsicalsuns]

Parents in movies when their 13-14 year old gets their period: oh no it’s too soon!

The ppl that got their period before the end of 5th grade:

[veryoldmuchguard]

Wait Zenos just [redacted] my [redacted]???!

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[quantumshade]

[toastbutteregg]

[kingofthebouncycastle13]

The music in water levels:

[deebyfeeby]

The music in snowy levels:

[luna1350]

Don’t forget the desert levels

[politedemon]

where the hell do yall live that growing your own food is possible for everyone and therefore it's okay to be incredibly condescending about people not already growing their own food

[politedemon]

or like 'here's something that YOU, PERSONALLY, can do to help the planet' *describes something that requires owning land*

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[aropride]

sometimes i remember i have cool mutuals and im like oh fuck im making a fool of myself. and then i continue making a fool of myself

[girlcattoebeans]

the oceania server wasn't a mistake.

[athena-ishnuala]

…I’m not usually like this…

[thethirdbear]

[veryoldmuchguard]

Before Seat of Sacrifice: Ok you made me feel sorry for Emet-Selch but I will never feel sorry for Elidibus.

After Seat of Sacrifice:

[booty-uprooter]

crystal exarch: g'raha tia wasnt in the tower when i got there

wol: did you look? did you look under things? he's a bit of a manlet. more of a scale miniature of a person, really. did you look down ever at all? he could've been standing right in front of you and you just missed him

crystal exarch: *choking back tears* there was no such person

[sundryvillains]

absolutely shattered that i cant tweet on my academic twitter the same way i speak on this blog

[sundryvillains]

[official-kircheis]

[veryoldmuchguard]

Hey FF14 team how about you just let me do a Ceremony of Eternal Bonding with G’raha Tia already?

[picori-picori]

i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there