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Sometimes a family isn’t just a man and a woman. It’s a gothic vampire who murdered her husband, a poly pansexual single father, an actual idiot who killed thousands in his past life, a ghost that shows up sometimes, a kid who likes musical theater and YouTube, and an under-appreciated gay malewife who’s holding it all together

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@cottoncandysprite 😭

I can forgive Nandor for all the murdering and the slaughtering and the pillaging but skipping out on Master-Familiar Movie Night is a step too far

#goddamit #wwdits season 4 spoilers

incorrectquoteswwdits

WHAT

#frothing at the mouth #wwdits season 4 spoilers

valtsv

there's nothing more swagless to me than people who try to make vampires less horny. where's your fucking honor. "a vampire wouldn't care about being sexy while drinking your blood because they don't need to you're just a food source to them" WELL MAYBE THEY WANT TO. MAYBE SOME OF US ARE HOT ENOUGH THAT THEY'D BE WILLING TO TRY. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT HUH.

valtsv

#important vampire lore

mulderscully

THE WEDDING PLANNER (2001) WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 4.06 (2022)

You know, I’ve always dreamed of having a big wedding. Or at least since that time that we watched The Wedding Planner on that rainy Sunday together.

#help #wwdits season 4 spoilers

twunkish-cleric

Just told someone that Harvey Guillen's ass puts Mothman's to shame and my Mom just gave me the most confused look

But I am right

memosminifridge

What We Do in the Shadows' Harvey Guillén talks that Episode 7 moment, saying Guillermo is now "himself, proud, and happy."

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

#oh my god Harvey #FUCK #he is so good as Guillermo and the love of the character shines through everything

popped-corns

guillermo i love you forever and ever

natjennie

the fact that Nadja was like "I so rarely care about what Guillermo says or does" when that hasn't been true since season 3.. like her "now that we're all friends again" in episode 1, her helping Guillermo with the wedding stuff, her acknowledgement of his weird relationship with nandor. she's been paying attention to him and helping a little. and the way she behaved toward him this episode???? she agreed to pretend to be his girlfriend and maid, just going along with guillermo's story immediately and not being outraged or making a scene when she saw he was home. genuinely being interested in his family and laughing and joking with them, being apologetic when the cousin got mad at her for not saying lasik right. even when they were chasing her down with stakes she wasn't mad at Guillermo. she was confused and outraged that they were trying to hurt her but not at Guillermo. she threatened to kill them, but not Guillermo. and then she agreed to hypnotize them exactly how Guillermo wanted, remembering that he told them he was gay. she didn't have to do any of that. we know how powerful she is. she's developed a genuine comraderie with Guillermo and it's gonna make me sob.

#wwdits #wwdits season 4 spoilers

consultingfujoshi

I cant get over this fucking shot after he says he's gay. the amount of emotion he puts into this.... literally stood between the two groups of people he cares about most in the world, literally caught between the two parts of himself that he can never quite reconcile together, begging them not to kill each other, but also in a weird way begging them not to kill him. he places himself between them, puts his entire life on the line, knowing this could go so wrong in so many ways - his family could not listen and kill nadja, nadja could kill his family, they could reject him for being gay - but still holding out his hands and looking at his mother, saying I'm sorry, I just can't hide anymore, I can't choose between these two parts of myself so I'm asking you to please understand, please forgive me. everything he's never said, everything he's too afraid to say - it's literally all captured in this one frame. if his two families can make peace with each other then he can make peace with himself. literally his requirements for self actualisation are to reconcile with the two parts of him and allow them to coexist - and so he stands here, literally caught between two worlds, hands up in surrender, and puts it all on the line. guillermo is so so so brave and harvey guillén was so so so insane for this!!!!!!!

#wwdits season 4 spoilers #wwdits meta #guillermo de la cruz