#wwords

[nilawafer]

look who finally got here.

i had a lot of fun making this! even though i screwed up the sound so its very quiet.

ignore the weird cropping i cant fix it. I DONT CARE WHO CAPCUT SENDS IM NOT PAYING FOR PRO!!!!!!!!

[nekostar4004]

Why I think you ship Romania with this country?

-from a multishipper pov (I did this for fun)

Romania x Bulgaria= because everyone else does/ it's the most popular and you wanted to jump in the bandwagon/ you actually know their history.

Romania x Norway= you're into "opposites attracts"/ you like the red-blue contrast/ don't care if they never interacted, canon or historical.

Romania x Hungary= you're a sucker for "enemies to lovers" trope/ you do it out of spite/ you're on the "make peace" side and just wanted to do smth nice.

Romania x Serbia= you don't give a fuk about canon because you know their history/ you got tired of robul/ you wanted to pair Serbia with someone he doesn't have beef with.

Romania x C/N= you want to be original/ avoid fandom toxicity/ self-insert or self-shipping.

Romania x Prussia= you see the potential both in canon and their history/ you think it's underrated and deserves more/ the only characters in the entire show with red eyes (if you don't count S5)

Romania x Greece= you want to stay out of drama/it's the safest ship with less chances of someone crying about it/ Cuz why not?

Romania x Belarus= you don't give a fuk about anything/ their personalities can be surprisingly compatible/ goth aesthetics.

Romania x Japan= weirdo x normal/ you're here for the fun and the cute/ you want to torture one of them.

Romania x England= because no one else does/ out of curiosity or based on few interactions/ you dislike the popular ships with England/ it reminds you of usuk.

Romania x Spain= "I don't care, I ship it"/ you probably heard some romanian songs/ You don't like spamano.

For any other ship idk= tell me about it 👀

[caligulous-armchair]

be eridan

She stood over you. She wwas alwways so much taller than you. You alwways thought she wwas beautiful, a towwering daymare made manifest. But noww she’s not beautiful. 

Her blank, dead eyes bore into you and you cry out in fear and shame. You did this. You caused this. 

You wwake up screaming her name. Swweat drips from your skin as you sit up in bed, staring dowwn at your hands. They look so pale in the dark. 

“Eri?” It’s Cronus, standing in your doorwway, silhouetted by the hallwway light. “You ok?” 

You nod, wwiping the swweat from your face and reaching for your glasses.

“‘Nother nightmare?” He sounds so damn concerned, wwhy should he care?

You nod again before getting up and putting on your night shirt. He stands back from the door, letting you slip past him wwithout touching him. The twwo of you wwalk into the kitchen together. 

“Wvant some tea?” he asks and it’s so genuine that you blink in surprise.

“Didn’t knoww you kneww howw to make it,” you grumble, resting your cheek in your palm as you wwatch him rummage in the cabinets.

“Dad taught me,” he says simply and you knoww exactly wwhat he means. “I don’t usually drink it, but it’s nice wvhen you can’t sleep.” He turns to you. “Honey and camomile or sleepy time?” You hum for a moment before deciding.

“Honey and camomile.” He nods, pulling out twwo mugs and putting a tea bag in each. He puts the kettle on the stovve and turns on the burner. Cronus turns, leaning back against the counter to talk to you.

“Still nocturnal, huh?” It’s mostly a joke and he knowws it, but he still manages to frowwn.

“I guess,” he says. “Or maybe I just havwe insomnia or something.” He shrugs. You yawwn, running your tongue ovver your teeth. They’re just fuzzy enough to bother you. 

“Wwhy don’t you try looking for a night shift job?” you say, mostly just to fill the silence as the kettle starts to hum. His eyes are wwide wwhen he looks at you.

“I dunno wvhy I nevwer thought of that.” The kettle starts to hiss so he takes it off the burner and pours the wwater into the twwo mugs. He hands the one wwith fish scales to you and keeps the ‘Happy 13th Wwiggling Day!’ mug for himself. 

You cradle the wwarm mug to your chest. 

[toseektoknoww]

i am eridan star ampora tester elevven to search fleet 58-59 nd its my job is to find a hivve for the soon to be hatched little wwigglers that find the reality of the cold wwalls of the mothership as their hivves

it is my job to research nd passivvely study the life forms i find it is my job to movve around nd nevver knoww a solid place to call my owwn it is my job to stand up for my kind nd pledge my life to the furtherin of our kind it is my job to protect the mothergrub it is my job to protect the younglings it is my job to keep us safe

nd ill do my job

ill do my job by endin wwars ill do my job by breakin my owwn pan ill do my job by stealin ill do my job by holdin my head up high wwhen i am threatened ill do my job by holdin my ground wwith my teeth bared

no one can control me no one can knoww me

nd i hope those that stand in my wway are ready to beg for m e r c y

[nilawafer]

Im lampmaxxing for halloween

[nilawafer]

i put this on twitter a few months back, but never cross-posted it.

i do not like the ship between melanie and folly (including dreamer folly). it makes me uncomfortable, because folly abused and traumatized melanie.

please do not interact with me if you ship them.

[nilawafer]

how high can melanie jump?

take the roblox jump height and multiply it by 2. thats melanie at her most jumpmaxxed

[nilawafer]

how does it feel knowing you drove someone off of the internet for harassing them and not letting the topic go when it shouldve been left on twitter, and joe youre targetting and harassing them on every social media known to man

(context 1) (context 2)

I'm very unhappy about any harassment they may have received, but I'm glad they're off the internet. I only cross-posted to tumblr about the situation because she is equally active here, and straight up lied about the situation.

As much as I wish that she'd seek help, she is actively endangering minors. She needs to act like the adult that she is, and take responsibility for her actions, instead of just throwing a pity party.

It is shocking to me that people are taking her side, and defending her allowing children to continuously engage with her in a sexual manner.