Apr 17
neil gaiman/terry prachett: “hear me out, angels and demons but they’re gay and stupid”
taika waititi/jemaine clement: “hear me out, vampires but they’re gay and stupid”
david jenkins: “hear me out, pirates but they’re gay and stupid”
seen from Armenia
seen from Russia
seen from Australia
seen from Austria
seen from Austria
seen from Kenya
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Netherlands
seen from T1
seen from Netherlands
seen from Italy
seen from Austria
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Kosovo
seen from Poland
seen from China
seen from United States
neil gaiman/terry prachett: “hear me out, angels and demons but they’re gay and stupid”
taika waititi/jemaine clement: “hear me out, vampires but they’re gay and stupid”
david jenkins: “hear me out, pirates but they’re gay and stupid”
Guillermo getting a normal office job after trying to be a vampire basically all his life is so funny to me in a way that’s kinda sad and messed up.
Skin Tight
It's summer in Staten Island, miscommunications and misunderstandings are abound and Guillermo wearing shorts is Nandor's final straw.
nandermo. 1/3 (?). 3.1k. pwp. 🩸
Vampire or not, it's hard to feel sexy when you're on your hands and knees doing the least sexy thing you can do in such a position; scrubbing behind the wooden toilet you probably won't need to use soon anyway. Old habits die hard though. So as long as someone is taking a shit in this house Guillermo will be sanitizing every inch of the bathroom, thank you very much.
That includes the camera guys.
Most days he's gotten so used to being recorded that he forgets how weird it all actually is. It's days like today- days when they're not around, when they're not following his every single move, that feel a little odd.
Sure, no matter how any of them deny it, they're all fond of those guys. It's part of why they can be (mostly) honest and themselves in front of the camera. But there is a sense of relief at being alone, especially considering how weird things have been these past few weeks. He feels at a loss, caught between two worlds and not really fitting into either one. For maybe the millionth time, the feeling that he fucked up beyond repair fills him with a sense of gut twisting, chest clenching dread. He shifts the tooth brush around, sticking the tip of his tongue between his teeth in concentration as he scrapes around a rusty screw with more pressure than is necessary.
And guilt. There's a lot of that too.
READ ON AO3
EPIC RACCOONS!!!!! CAUGHT ON BACKYARD WITH UNCLES PHONE! (BITES CAMERA!)
A collection of tv characters I have a crush on.
howdy!
i'm brand new to tumblr, and i'm looking for ppl to interact with so i can start to grow roots here! If you're an artist, an art enjoyer, enjoy mcyt, indie horror, punk rock, wwdits, or ofmd, give me a follow! also go peep my twitter, cuz that's where i migrated from ^v^
https://twitter.com/smiggy_draws
the way Guillermo fastens Nandor's seatbelt, and in the moment it seems like a stupid gesture of love because Nandor's a fucking vampire, we see him get hit by a car like it's nothing earlier in the episode, but Guillermo does it anyway, but then it turns out it wasn't a needless gesture of care, it was a calculated measure to keep Nandor in the car, to hold him there against his will because that is what Guillermo thinks is best for him (and it is, Nandor is brainwashed, and immediately afterward the cult commits mass suicide), but that simple action reflects how much Guillermo has grown, and how much the power dynamic of their relationship has flipped.
No thoughts, only Nandermo AU where Memo is some scholar prince and Nandor is his bodyguard. Maybe secretly? Bonus marriage of convenience?