#wylan van dramatic

[saanjhish]

How The Crows would react to Jesper saying "we have a problem"

Jesper: we have a problem

Inej: Let me guess, you caused it?

Nina: And it's another Tuesday, what's your point?

Matthias: Not again *smacks head with hand*

Kaz: no, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps getting into one.

Wylan: *Face half covered with dirt due to explosion* if you mean the flaming pillar that Jan Van Eck was leaning on, that's the solution to our last problem...

Inej, Nina, Jesper, Matthias: Wylan-

Kaz: I've taught you well

[saanjhish]

Wesper at a cricket game

Jesper: *comes back from the snacks aisle* hey, what's the score?

Wylan: *staring at Jesper, trying to burn a hole through his head*

Jesper: ... I'm sorry-

Wylan: sleep with one eye open at night *already planning on how to bomb Jesper's ass* bitch.

[saanjhish]

Wylan being dramatic after Jesper kissed Kuwei (Kuwei should be thrown off shore for that)

~camera zooms in dramatically~

Wylan: devasted YAAR MERA TITLIAAN VARGA! (Aaa-aaaa-aaa-aaaa) *dramatically dancing to the song like he's in a bollywood movie*

Oh pata nahi ji kon sa nasha karta hai

Yaar mera har ek se ab waffa karta hai

~the rest of the song~