Them harbingers (yes include elf man— I dont see much of him— and the unplayable and playable harbingers) with a gn! Reader thats chubby, and an A B S O LU T E gremlin. But its ok to them since you're the sweetest creature in their eyes. That. Is. True.
Like one time you asked them what that smell is *ehem* blood and they were going batshit crazy at how much of an innocent little bean reader truely is. Thats totally not one of the infinite reason as too why they wanna protect reader- nope!
(Reader is like, idk— 9-14 years old—)
OMG THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!! I plan on writing elf man this month!
You're Request has been made (￣ε￣＠)
CHUBBY/GREMLIN GN! CHILD READER & PLATONIC FATUI HARBINGERS
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One day while the Fatui harbingers had a meeting the Tsaritsa came personally to tell them something
Imagine their suprise when they saw a chubby kid
"This is GN!Reader, my child, i have gathered you here to discuss something you will have to do."-Tsaritsa
"My grace, you have a... child?"-Pierro
"HELLO! IM GN!READER YOU ALL LOOK SO PRETTY(≧▽≦)/" -you
The first meeting was a bit chaotic?
Well... you did rip the coat from childe😬
..you did also kind of steal some mora from Pantalone
Lets not talk about how you broke Scaramouche's arm- (Puppet arm?)
Anyways, the meeting was about having to take care of you for some months
Imagine their own suprise when you began wormimg yourself into the hearts of them 💀
The first one to fall was obviously Childe, you were just so cute! Look at those cheeks
The last one to fall was Scaramouche, he was petty because you broke of his arm, he began to like you after he realized that you were so innocent
The meetings became something all of them looked foward to because they could see you
Everyone in the Fatui knew you as a destructive kid, i mean you did kind of blow up one of the archons statues
"Mr.Pulcinella the child you've been taking care of has blown up our base where we reside."-Fatui Agent
" Aw! Gn!Reader probably thought you were gonna hurt us, such a sweet child, i have to tell the other Harbingers about how sweet you are ( ◡‿◡ *)" -Pulcinella
When you first met them you were quite chubby
You're now chubbier because the Harbingers always give you food
You need healthy food? Pierro,Dottore and Arlecchino got you!
Oh you want something sweet? Childe, Pulcinella got you!
You want money? Pantalone will give you a castle if you just ask!
Who needs real people who serve you? You have your own roboters from Sandrone!
Capitano is your protector, why would you need to fight if he's there?
Childe would take you around the World, Liyue? Sure, lets go! He will buy you toys and make you weapons if you want any!
Columbina sings you to sleep every night, she wants you to sleep peacefully
They all think you're the most innocent bean they've ever met, that's why they will always protect you!
"Mister Childe? Why are you covered in Ketchup? Did you play with your food?(・・ ) ?" -You
" *Every Harbinger stares at him* (ᓀ ᓀ)"
"UH YEA I ALWAYS PLAY WITH MY FOOD! ITS quite nice....?" -Childe
" oh! I see, but you have to wash up now!<(￣︶￣)>" -you
Months later Tsaritsa came back to take you, they were all sad but the Tsaritsa told them that they would see you more because you now live with them in the castle!
Scaramouche has made you your own hat because you like his a lot (You still don't know it was him who gave it to you)
They all get cute agression from you so half the time they will either be hugging you or squeezing your cheeks
Signora has 100% told you about her backstory and sees you as her own child, she knows that you're the kid of Tsaritsa, but she can't help it. You're just so nice and sweet. You remind her of her Lover years ago
Summary: They all see you as a child that needs to be protected, you may already be over 8 years old but you're still so innocent. You're not corrupted from the people of this disgusting World. They all love you a lot, you can ask them anything and they shall give it to you.
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Thank you for reading, i hope you liked it! 。.:☆*:･'(*⌒―⌒*)))