The Hunter and The Witch~ Dean Winchester x f!reader
Description: When weird, unexplainable, phenomena’s turn a hunt sideways, they turn to Bobby for help.
Warnings: Cannon violence, bickering, flashbacks, POV changes, it gets a little freaky at the end
Note: Italicized paragraphs are flashbacks
Word Count: 6.8k
Tall Tales
(Masterlist, Previous Ch, Outfit)
Our room is nothing short of headache-inducing. Loud music plays on the radio, accompanied by the sound of chewing coming from Dean and his chili-cheesy-fries and the crisp sound of pages turning with the occasional sigh.
I love the Winchesters, don’t get me wrong, but for the last couple of days I’ve wanted nothing more than to beat them up.
Everything is too loud, and I’m one more sound away from freaking out. Hell, even the sound of the keys on my laptop is pissing me off.
“Dude. You mind not eating those on my bed?” Sam grumbles, glaring sharply at his brother.
“No, I don’t mind,” Dean remarks, shoveling another forkful into his mouth. “How’s research going?”
“You know how it’s going? Slow,” he quips. “You know how it would go a heck of a lot faster? If I had my computer.”
“Hmm,” Dean hums, nodding as if he actually cares. He doesn’t.
“Well, I do have my laptop, and it’s still going horribly!” I complain. “I have like a trillion tabs open, and everything is really loud and bright, and there’s no fricking answers!”
“Can you turn the radio down, Dean, please?” Sam asks, massaging his temples.
“Yeah, absolutely,” he answers, reaching over to the radio on the nightstand. But just as I think I’m going to get some relief, he cranks the radio up.
“Guys…!” I grumble, dropping my head to the table with a frown, hands clasped over my ears.
“You know what? Maybe you should just go somewhere for a while,” Sam shouts over the loud music.
Dean’s amused smirk drops as he shuts the radio off. “Hey, I’d love to. That’s a great idea. Unfortunately, my car’s all screwed to hell!” he snaps.
“Dean, I told you, I have nothing to do wi—“
A sharp knock on the door cuts Sam’s explanation off. I jump to my feet, zooming to the sound. I pull it open to find Bobby standing there with his usual frown. My savior…hopefully.
“Bobby! Oh my god, I’ve never been more glad to see you,” I ramble. “The boys have been acting like such…well, boys! Please, save me, I’m losing my mind here.”
He steps into the room, surveying it while nodding and giving me a strange look. Maybe I should’ve given him time to settle in first.
“Hey, Bobby,” Dean greets, tossing his plate aside to stand and approach the older man.
“It’s good to see you again so soon,” he nods.
“Yeah, uh, thanks for coming,” Sam answers.
“So, what didn’t you want to talk to me on the phone about?” he asks, looking between us all skeptically.
“It’s this job we’re working. We—we weren’t sure you’d believe us,” Sam explains.
“Well, I can believe a lot,” Bobby scoffs.
“Yeah, no, no, it’s just, we’ve never seen anything like it—“
“Not even close,” Dean finishes his brother's sentence.
“And we thought we could use some fresh eyes,” Sam concludes.
“And also a buffer or mental help, whichever comes first,” I add.
“Okay…well, why don’t you begin at the beginning?” Bobby answers. “Right,” Sam nods, gesturing for him to take a seat on one of the beds.
Bobby picks up the empty French fry plate and sets it aside, stealing the seat it once occupied. Meanwhile, the three of us sit next to each other on the bed opposite him.
“So, it all started when we caught wind of an obituary. See, a professor took a nosedive from a fourth-story window, only there’s a famous legend that the building’s haunted. So we pretended to be reporters from the local paper,” Sam explains, going into his story:
Sam places his recorder onto the sticky wooden table of the bar. A blonde-haired jock in a letterman jacket and a pretty girl with light brown hair sit across from him.
“Yeah, we both had the professor for Ethics and Morality,” Curtis, the jock, tells him, his arms propped up on the table.
“Yeah? So why do you think he did it?” Sam asks, hands folded neatly on the table as if he were holding a business meeting rather than an interview.
“Who knows. I mean, he was tenured, wife, and kids. His book is a real big deal. Then again,” Jen, the girl, says, leaning in to whisper, “Who’s to say it was suicide?”
Curtis scoffs, rolling his eyes at the girl. “Jen, come on.”
“Well, what else could it be?” Sam asks, acting surprised with wide eyes as if it’s not exactly confirming his theory.
“Well, do you know about Crawford Hall?” Jen answers.
“No, I don’t, actually,” he answers with a shake of his head.
“It’s a bunch of crap, it’s a total urban legend,” Curtis butts in.
“Yeah, well, Heather's mom went to school here, and she knew the girl,” Jen reasons.
“Wait, what girl?” Sam asks, looking between the two.
“Thirty years ago, this girl was having an affair with some professor,” she explains. “He broke it off. She jumped out of the window and killed herself.”
“‘You know her name?” he presses.
“No. But they say she jumped from room 669. Get it? You turn the nine upside down?” Jen continues, earning an eye roll and a laugh from Curtis. “So now she haunts the building. And anyone who sees her? They don’t live to tell the tale.”
“Well, if no one lives to tell the tale, then how does the tale get told?” the boy next to her asks.
“Curtis, shut up!” she snaps, hitting his arm.
“You know what, uh, thanks a lot, guys. Excuse me,” Sam says, giving them a friendly smile and nod before getting up. He buttons his suit jacket as he stands, then tucks his recorder into his pocket.
His dress shoes stick to the floor with every step he takes towards the bar where Dean and Y/N are kicking back shots. Her giggles fill the air, spilling out across the room in a contagious fit. Then, they’re leaning in close, laughter muffled by their lips meeting. By the time Sam is by their side, she’s in Dean’s lap, their kisses messy.
“Dean!” Sam shouts.
They jump, pulling away quickly to look at him. Lipstick is smeared across both of their mouths. Dean’s hand slipped beneath her skirt to rest high up on the side of her thigh.
“Oh, hey,” Dean chuckles.
“What are you two doing? What did you drink?” Sam asks in rapid succession.
“I don’t know, man, I think they’re called purple nurples?” Dean answers with a sloppy smile, making Y/N giggle again.
“Okay, well, listen. I think maybe we should go check out the professor's office,” he suggests, somehow ignoring their antics.
“Oh, no, no, no, I’m busy right now,” Dean answers, giving her thigh a little squeeze.
“So busy,” she echoes with a little nod, fingers trailing over the buttons of Dean’s shirt.
“What?! That’s not at all what happened!” I exclaim, cutting off Sam’s storytelling. “One, we were not making out. And two, I do not laugh like that!”
“Uh, you definitely do,” Sam defends his poor narrative skills.
“No, she’s right, that’s definitely not how it happened,” Dean adds, backing me up. I nod, crossing my arms against my chest. Wait, is he insinuating that I do laugh like that?
“No? So you never drank a purple nurple?” Sam challenges with a raised eyebrow.
“I mean, yeah…but we weren’t acting like that,” he admits.
“Look. Here’s what really happened. While Sam was talking to the jock and the girl, we were talking to another college student, Sara,” I explained, wanting to make sure that Bobby got the truth:
Sara sits next to us at the bar-top. She’s a nice-looking girl with chestnut hair and plain eyes. Though she hasn’t been particularly helpful to the investigation, she hasn’t said anything we didn’t already know. Instead, she’s been eyeing Dean since the conversation started, proudly boasting about how she’s an anthropology major.
“So…would you want to grab coffee sometime?” Sara asks, biting down on her bottom lip and batting her eyelashes.
“Sorry, sweetheart, I’m a taken man,” Dean answers smoothly.
“Oh, I understand,” she answers, cheeks turning red. “I have to go, nice meeting you two.” She hops off the barstool and scurries away.
“‘Think you might’ve broken her heart,” I remark, turning my focus onto Dean.
“The only heart I care about is yours,” he answers, smirking proudly at his cheesy comment.
Still, it makes me laugh with a roll of my eyes. Then, the bartender drops off the two shot glasses of purple liquid we had ordered prior. The name was so stupid that we had to see what it was and what it would taste like.
“Cheers,” I smile, raising the glass towards him. He repeats the sentiment back, our glasses clinking before we kick them back. The liquid burns going down, the taste overwhelming sour.
“I…don’t know how I feel about that,” I say, grimacing as I put the little glass down, making Dean laugh hard.
“You’re so fucking adorable,” he murmurs, his eyes shining with adoration. “C’mere.”
He cups my cheeks, bringing my face close enough to give me a lasting kiss, the sour taste of the drink lingering on his lips.
“Right, and then he was like…” Dean nods, continuing the tale:
Sam stands in front of them with pursed lips and his suit jacket thrown over his shoulder.
“Dean! What do you think you’re doing?” he exclaims. His prissy voice startles them, forcing them to jump apart.
“Sam, please,” Dean answers calmly.
“Dean, this is a very serious investigation,” Sam lectures. “We don’t have time for any of your blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah! Blah!”
“Right! And that’s how it really happened!” Sam exclaims, throwing his arms up in the air. “I don’t sound like that, Dean!”
“That’s what you sound like to me,” he murmurs.
“Okay. What’s going on with you boys?” Bobby finally asks, looking between them.
“Nothing. No—it’s nothing,” Sam brushes him off.
“No, come on, you’re bickering like an old married couple,” Bobby urges.
“They’ve been like this since we got here,” I grumble.
“No, see, married couples can get divorced,” Dean corrects, getting up from the bed to go into the kitchenette. “Me and him? We’re like, uh, Siamese twins.”
“It’s conjoined twins!” Sam exclaims.
“See what I mean?” Dean asks.
“Please help me,” I beg.
“Look,” Sam sighs. “We’ve just been on the road for too long. Tight quarters, all that. Don’t worry about it.”
“No, don’t listen to him,” I counter, throwing a quick glare his way. “They’ve been beefing non-stop.”
“Anyways!” Sam cuts me off. “We figured it might be a haunting, so we went to check out the scene of the crime.”
A janitor with shaggy, long-ish hair leads the three of them down a long, polished hall.
“So, how long’ve you been working here?” Sam asks, carrying the toolbox that pulls their whole electrician's lie together.
“I’ve been mopping this floor for six years,” he answers, unlocking the professor's door for us. He flips on the lights, his keys jingling as he puts them into his pocket. “There you go, guys.”
“Thanks,” Y/N answers, looking over the office. It’s simple with a desk towards the back, two chairs in front of it, and shelves lining the walls. There are a couple of paintings up on the wall in the spaces between books in a classical art style.
Meanwhile, Sam pulls out the EMF reader from his toolbox, holding it up to the room.
“What the heck’s that for?” the janitor asks.
“Just to find a wire in the walls,” he lies easily.
“Huh, wow, not sure why you’re wiring up this office. Not gonna do the professor much good,” he muses.
“Why’s that?” Dean asks.
“He’s dead,” the janitor answers bluntly.
“Oh. What happened?” he continues to push.
“He went out that window, right there,” he says, pointing towards the window on the left side of the desk.
“They fixed it up quick, then,” she remarks. The window is entirely fixed; there’s no caution tape or even a shard of glass left behind.
“Were you working that night?” Sam asks.
“I’m the one who found him,” he reveals.
“You see it happen?” Sam continues as Dean sneaks a nut from the small glass bowl on the desk.
“Nope,” he answers. “Just saw him come up here, and uh…well…”
“What is it?” she pushes.
“He wasn’t alone.”
“Who was he with?” Dean muffles, his mouth full of nuts like a chipmunk getting ready to run off to bring them home. He picks up a handful from the glass bowl in his hand, preparing to consume some more.
“Come on! I ate one, maybe two!” Dean exclaims, cutting his brother's story off.
“Just let me tell it, okay?” Sam scoffs, rolling his eyes:
“He was with a young lady,” the janitor explains. “I told the cops about her, but, uh, I guess they never found her.”
“You saw them go in and found the body, so did you see her leave, too?” Y/N asks, surprised the janitor hasn’t become suspicious of all their questioning.
“Now that you mention it,” he mutters. “No.”
“You ever see her around before?” Sam asks.
“Ooh, yeah, like maybe a student?” she adds.
“Well…” the janitor's eyes widened. Perhaps she hit it right on the head. “I don’t mean to cast aspersions on a dead guy, but…Mister Morality here? He brought a lot of girls up here. Got more ass than a toilet seat.”
Dean laughs, gesturing at the guy like he’s a new-age comedian.
“One more thing. This building only has four stories, right?” Sam asks, throwing a glare at his brother's way.
“Yeah.”
“So there wouldn’t be a room 669?”
“‘Course not,” he scoffs. “Why do you ask?”
“Aw, superstitious rumors,” she brushes his question off.
Once the janitor leaves, they spend a short amount of time scanning the room for EMF or signs of sulfur, but find neither. So, as quickly as they came, they left, trudging back to their motel room with as little as they started with.
“So what do you think?” Sam asks, settling into a chair at the kitchen table. “The professor’s just a jumper? A legend’s just a legend?”
“I mean, maybe, but how do you explain the girl?” Y/N points out. “Clearly, he has a history of it, too. I mean, maybe this isn’t a supernatural case but some revenge thing. Maybe he was pushed, but by a, uh, you know, real person.”
“Still, we oughta check out the history of the building,” Dean suggests, handing a soda to her and a beer to Sam. “See if any co-ed killed herself there.”
********
“But did you dig up anything about the building? Or on the suicidal co-ed?” Bobby asks, keeping up with the recap.
“No, history's clean,” Sam answers.
“Then it’s not a haunting,” Bobby concludes.
“See, we were starting to think that too, but then…well, something extra weird happened,” I answer, struggling to find the right words.
“Extra weird?” he echoes.
“We didn’t see it happen ourselves exactly, but it’s pretty fuckin’ weird,” Dean adds.
“Get this…” I start:
It’s quiet on campus except for the way Curtis’s shoes scuff against the concrete. The streetlights cast enough light for him to see most of the way down the block, but since that professor died, no one’s been out late anyway. Still, a strange whirring noise in the silence makes him jump, his head whipping around quickly to search for a source in the darkness, but there’s nothing.
He laughs at his own paranoia, rolling his eyes and calming his frantic heart by continuing his walk. But, again, there’s that whirring noise. He stops, heart, jumping to his throat, but this time he looks up. There’s nothing there either, just stars. He sighs, eyes slowly casting back in front of him. There’s nothing out here but him, the trees, the moon, and maybe some bugs, he reminds himself. The reminder does little to soothe his nerves, so his next steps are careful and practiced as if moving too fast would trigger something bad to happen. He shoves his hands into his pockets, eyes jumping around to each shadow in case something lurks there.
But it was not the shadows he had to worry about. A blinding light whooshes on above him. He pauses, arms raised to cover his eyes from the white light.
His legs carry him quicker than he can realize he’s even running. He steals looks behind him every half-second, running over the grass field, neglecting to check in front of him. He trips over his own feet, chest, and chin, scraping against the grass. A bright beam casts down over his collapsed form, the light pulling him up towards the strange metal object.
“Aliens?” Bobby gapes, eyes wide as he looks between us.
“Yeah,” Dean nods.
“Aliens?” he asks again.
“Yeah.”
“Look, even if they are real, they’re sure as hell not coming to earth and swiping people,” he reasons.
“Believe me, we know,” Dean answers.
“My whole life, I’ve never found evidence of an honest-to-God abduction,” he continues anyways. “It’s all just cranks and pranks.”
“Well, Scully, tell that to this guy!” I exclaim. “Because he sure as hell believed:”
Curtis is hunched over at the bar, his letterman jacket acting more like a shell than a show of confidence. His hair is messy, and the bags beneath his eyes make him look miles away from here. He has three shot glasses of clear liquid lined up in front of him, kicking one back with ease. We weren’t sure if he was even going to show, so I guess this was something.
“Hey, you ought to give those purple nurples a shot,” Dean suggests, nudging his arm as if they were old pals—really, he’s just trying to ease the tension.
“So, what happened, Curtis?” Sam asks carefully.
“You won’t believe me. Nobody does,” he spits, head hanging low.
“We’ve seen and heard a lot,” I reason. “We don’t judge.”
“I do not want this in the papers,” he says.
“Off the record, then,” Dean nods.
“I, uh…I blacked out, and…I lost time,” he explains. “And when I woke up, I didn't know where I was. There were these bright lights, and I was on this…cold table, a, uh, medical table.”
“Then what?” Sam asks.
“They did tests on me. And, uh…” he trails off, filling the gap by downing another shot. “They, uh…they probed me.”
“Oh,” I mumble, while Sam has to turn away to not laugh.
“Yeah, they probed me. Again and again, and again,” he rattles, drinking his final shot. “And again, and again, and again…and then one more time.”
“Curtis, wow, that’s…I’m sorry, I—“
“And that’s not even the worst of it,” he cuts me off.
“How could it get any worse? Some alien made you his bitch,” Dean smirks, earning an elbow jab from me and a glare from Curtis that wipes his smile away.
“They…they made me slow dance!” he shouts.
“You guys are exaggerating again, huh?” Bobby asks, unamused with a quirked brow.
“No, Bobby, seriously, that’s exactly what he said!” I defend.
“Then this frat boy’s just nuts,” he reasons.
“We’re not so sure,” Dean explains:
The grass on the campus lawn is completely scorched where the charred lines round into a perfect circle. Yet, somehow, there are no students around trying to get a look at this oddity.
“I’m telling you, this was made by some kind of jet engine,” Sam says.
“You mean some saucer-shaped jet engine?” Dean corrects.
“What else could it be?” Sam retorts.
“Seriously, what the hell?!” he exclaims.
“I don’t know,” Sam answers. “I mean, first the haunting. Now this? The timing alone—there’s got to be some kind of connection.”
“Sexy alien ghost,” I shrug. “But I guess that means this is a case for Mulder and Scully.”
Dean shakes his head with a scoff of laughter. “You’ve been waiting to say that, haven’t you?” he asks, glancing at me.
“…Yes.”
“Dork,” he smiles.
“But what else could we do?” Dean says, momentarily pausing his retelling. “So we just kept on digging:”
A student with brown hair swept over his forehead stands with them on the curb, his backpack swung over one shoulder.
“So, you and Curtis are a part of the same frat house?” she asks. It had taken them some time to find someone who knew the guy well enough.
“Yeah,” he answers.
“You heard what happened to him, right?” Dean asks.
“Yeah, he says it was aliens, but, you know, whatever,” he shrugs. “Look, man, I—I know this all has to be hard,” Sam adds, hand pressed to his chest in sympathy.
“Um, not so much,” he answers.
“But I want you to know, I’m here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here,” Sam gushes, grabbing the kid into a bear hug, putting his chin on top of his head. “You’re too precious for this world.”
“I never said that!” Sam exclaims, glaring daggers into his brother's side. “You’re always saying pansy stuff like that,” Dean defends.
“Just continue the story for Bobby, please,” I beg, rolling my eyes at their bickering.
“Yeah, so…:”
“Well, um…Yeah, uh, thanks,” he mutters, his eyes flickering around as Sam releases him from his embrace. “Thanks for the hug, but, uh, I’m okay. Really. To tell you the truth, whatever happened to Curtis, he had it coming.” “Why is that?” Dean asks. “He’s our pledge master. Put us through hell this semester, and got off on it. So now he knows how we feel,” he explains.
********
I shrug off my jacket, clumsily dropping it onto the bed before going to the kitchenette for a glass of water.
“This still doesn’t make a lick of sense,” Dean remarks, dropping his keys onto the nightstand. “But, hey, at least there’s one connection.” “Between what?” Sam asks.
“The victims. The professor and the frat guy. They’re both dicks,” Dean explains. It’s actually a good point. Maybe this was some revenge plot.
“I can rock with that, but why kill one of them and not the other?” I ask. “Where’s my laptop?” Sam asks all of a sudden, interrupting my question with the rustling of his bag.
“Maybe it’s by the bed?” I offer. He takes my suggestion, looking beneath the covers and his pillows. But it’s not there, so he quickly returns to digging through his bag.
“Think about it. A philandering professor gets a dead girl. A pledge master gets hazed,” Dean continues. “And maybe the professor wasn’t meant to die.”
“So like a, uh, prank gone wrong?” I answer.
“I left it in here,” Sam groans, panic filling his voice.
“You obviously didn’t,” Dean answers. “I mean, these punishments, they’re almost poetic. Actually, it’d be more like a limerick, but still—“ “Okay, hilarious. Ha, ha,” Sam remarks, approaching Dean. “Where’d you hide it?”
“Hey, hey, calm down,” I mediate. “I’ll check my bag, maybe I accidentally put it in there.”
I’m sure I didn’t move his laptop, let alone put it in my bag, but I don’t want a stupid argument to start up. So, I leave my glass behind and go to my duffle, feeling through it to only find my laptop. “Okay, yeah, I don’t know where it is, sorry,” I admit, mumbling.
“So, where is it, Dean?” Sam asks, glaring at his brother.
“Why would I take your computer?” Dean asks bluntly.
“Because no one else would have or could have! We keep the door locked. We never let any maids in,” he argues.
“Looks like you lost it, Poindexter,” Dean shrugs with a tight-lipped smile. “Dude, you know something? I put up with a lot from you,” Sam exclaims, throwing his arms up.
“What are you talking about?” Dean retorts. “I’m a joy to be around.”
“Yeah? The constant sex with Y/N, your dirty clothes left around, your food in the fridge,” Sam lists out on his fingers. I look away, scratching my head like I had no idea what he was talking about. I mean, we don't do it that often…
“What’s wrong with my food?” Dean asks, genuinely sounding insulted.
“It’s not food anymore, Dean! It’s Darwinism!” he exclaims.
“I like it.”
“All I ask from you, the one thing, is that you don’t mess with my stuff!” Sam continues.
“You done?” Dean retorts, giving him an annoyed but knowing look.
“You know, how would you feel if I screwed with the Impala?” Sam asks.
“It’d be the last thing you ever did,” he threatens, shaking his head slowly.
“Did you take his computer?” Bobby asks.
“Serves him right, but, no,” Dean admits.
“Well, I didn't lose it,” Sam retorts, crossing his arms. “‘Cause I don’t lose things.”
“Oh, that’s right, yeah, ‘cause he’s Mr. Perfect,” Dean rolls his eyes. “Okay, okay,” Bobby cuts them off before they can argue some more. “Why don’t you just tell me what happened next?”
“Well, there was another victim,” I answer, glad to be moving on from the bickering.
“Right,” Sam nods. “Now, we didn’t see this ourselves, either. We kind of put it together from the evidence. But this guy–he was, uh, he was a research scientist. Animal testing.” “Yeah, you know, a dick,” Dean elaborates. “Which fits the pattern.”
“The cops had no inkling as to what was going on,” I explain. “And if I hadn’t known better, I’d say Pennywise got to him:”
The morgue drawer slides out with a light rumble, and a white sheet with blood stains covers the body. Dean carefully peeled back the sheet, revealing a mangled body. Chunks of his flesh were missing as if something had taken multiple bites, and his right arm, up to his elbow, was missing. “God,” I mumble, frowning at the corpse.
“That’s just nasty,” Dean remarks.
Sam presses the back of his hand to his nose and mouth, trying not to breathe. “Uh, yeah,” he mumbles. “Mutilated?” Dean asks.
“Yeah, and hungry,” I answer, tracing the outlines of the missing chunks.
“They identify him yet?”
“Yeah, uh, a research scientist at the college,” Sam answers. “Guess where his office was—Crawford Hall, same as the professor.
“That’s right where the frat boy had his close encounter,” Dean adds.
“Yeah. Hey, grab me that thing, would you?” Sam asks, nodding towards a magnifying light left on one of the tables. Once it slid to him, he peered through it, holding it over one of the bite marks.
“What is it?” Dean asks.
“Looks like a…a belly scale?” Sam answers.
“A what scale?” I echo.
“A belly scale, you know, from a, uh, reptile. Maybe an alligator or something,” he explains, looking up from the magnifying glass.
“An alligator…right,” I mumble. “I didn’t think those things were actually in sewers.”
“They aren’t,” Dean clarifies. “It’s a classic urban legend,” Sam defends. “A kid flushes a baby gator down the toilet, and it grows huge in the tunnels.” “But no one’s ever really found one. I mean, they’re not real,” Dean argues.
“Well, neither’s alien abduction, but something chomped this guy,” he reasons, gesturing towards the corpse. “This couldn’t get any weirder,” Dean mumbles, shaking his head. “And that’s when Sam called you,” I add.
“Yeah, and we decided to search the sewer anyway, so we split up, each taking one end of the campus,” Sam explains.
“D’you find anything?” Bobby asks. “Yeah, I found something, just not in the sewer,” Dean grumbles, glaring at his brother. “Ugh, so before they start bickering: Sam allegedly popped all the tires on the Impala,” I explain briefly.
“I did not pop them!”
“No, you just let all the air out!”
“See!” I exclaim. “They were like this, but worse an hour before you showed up. Like literally wrestling each other.” Bobby looks at them, eyebrows raised with amusement and a hint of disappointment. “I’m surprised, I really am,” he starts. “Sam, first off, Dean did not steal your computer.”
“But I—“
“Shhh, shh,” Bobby cuts Sam off harshly. “And, Dean, Sam did not touch your car.” “Yeah!” Sam exclaims.
“If you two bothered to pull your heads outta your asses, and didn’t have this one yellin’ at you to stop, it all would have been pretty clear,” Bobby continues with a pointed look.
“So…you know what’s doing all this?” I ask, cheeks warm from being called out. Were we that clueless? “Yeah,” he answers as if it’s obvious.
“I got nothing,” Dean admits with lips pressed together in a straight line.
“Me neither,” Sam agrees. “You got a trickster on your hands,” he reveals.
Dean scoffs and snaps. “That’s what I thought,” he says.
“No, you didn’t,” Sam calls him out.
“I got to tell you, you guys were the biggest clue,” Bobby adds. “What, so them being annoying was actually someone else’s fault?” I ask, pointing at the boys with raised brows. “These things create chaos and mischief as easily as breathing,” Bobby explains. “And it’s got you so turned around, and at each other's throats, you can’t even think straight.”
“The laptop,” Sam remarks, the dots connecting. “The tires,” Dean adds.
“It knows you’re onto him, and it’s been playing you like fiddles,” he says.
“Wait, I thought tricksters were spirits that pretended to be someone else to trick the people they’re messing with,” I say. “You know, like a demon pretending to be a child spirit.”
“That's a little different. They’re more like demigods,” he explains. “There’s Loki in Scandinavia. There’s Anansi in West Africa. Dozens of them. They’re immortal, and they can create things out of thin air. Things as real as you and me. Make them vanish just as quick.” “Like an angry spirit, or an alien, or an alligator,” Dean lists.
“The victims fit the M.O. too,” Bobby elaborates. “Tricksters target the high and the mighty, knock them down a peg, usually with a sense of humor—deadly pranks, things like that.” “What do these things look like?” Dean asks, apparently deciding to drop the act of knowing what was going on all along.
“Lots of things. But human, mostly,” he answers.
The gate whines as it’s pulled shut with a clatter, the janitor's keys jingling as he locks it behind us. He was nice enough to let us back into Crawford Hall, or naive enough to believe we’re still electricians.
He leads the way down the polished hall, the keys attached to his belt rattling with his every step.
“Sorry, I’m dragging a little ass today. Had quite the night last night,” he comments, glancing back at us with a smirk. “Lots of sex, if you catch my drift.” “Yeah, hard not to,” Dean mutters. “Listen, we won’t be long. We just need to check a couple of offices up on three.” “No problem,” he shrugs.
“I, uh, forgot something in the truck,” Sam says suddenly. “You know what? I’ll catch up with you guys.”
********
Sam flashes the magazine he stole from the janitor, half pulling it out from the inside of his jacket as we exit the building. The headline on the paper is “Aliens Abduct Cheerleaders.”
“Just cause he reads the Weekly World News doesn’t mean he’s our guy. I mean, you read it, too,” Sam reasons, tucking the magazine back into his coat.
“I’m telling you, it’s him,” Dean argues.
“I mean, it is pretty ironic,” I add.
“It could just be a coincidence,” Sam counters. “Look, I just think we need some hard proof. That’s all.”
“Okay, another thing Bobby mentioned was that these suckers have a metabolism like an insect, a real sweet tooth,” Dean says.
“Well, I didn’t find any candy bars or sugar,” he answers.
“Maybe he ate it all already?” I suggest with a shrug.
“Or he missed something,” Dean takes a jab.
“I don’t miss things.”
“Oh, right, ‘case you’re Mr. Perfect,” Dean mocks, rolling his eyes. “What? Are you really still pissed at me cause of what the trickster did?” Sam scoffs, eyeing his brother weirdly.
“You’ve been a tight ass long before—“
“I swear to God, I will castrate both of you if you don’t stop!” I snap, throwing a glare at each of them. “I’ve had it up to here with your arguing.” That gets them to shut up. I sigh in relief as they frown and shift their weight from one foot to the other. They stare at the ground as if they were kids getting in trouble.
“If you want hard proof so bad, then why don’t you check this guy's apartment?” I suggest. “Okay,” Sam nods. “But you’re coming with me, so Dean can keep an eye on the janitor.”
“Why’d you say it like that?” I ask, blinking at him. “‘So he can.’”
“You’re gonna distract him whether you mean to or not,” he elaborates.
“He means you're hot,” Dean interjects with a proud smile.
“I…let’s just get this done.”
********
The sun is long gone by the time we return to the school, this time with Bobby. Except Dean isn’t where he left him, which means he probably wandered inside to figure things out himself because he’s impatient like that. So, with wooden stakes and flashlights in hand, we creep back into the building, keeping our steps as quiet as possible.
Smooth, yet funky soul music draws our attention to the large theater on the first floor. But for strategy's sake, we enter from the second floor, where there’s access to the balcony.
The music grows a little louder as we enter, and from the dark edges of the balcony, I can see the stage, which is drenched in colorful lighting and the slow spin of a disco ball. In the center of the stage is a circular bed with red satin sheets, and on top of it are a brunette and a blonde in nothing but skimpy lingerie. They’re sitting with pretty pouty smiles on their lips—they look straight out of a magazine. And near the stage is Dean, his back towards them as he faces the audience.
“These people got what was coming to them,” the janitor/trickster, sitting in the audience, says. I guess we missed some of their conversation. “But you, Sam, Y/N—I like you, I do. So treat yourself for as long as you want. Just enough for me to move on to the next town.”
“Yeah, I don’t think I can let you do that,” Dean interjects.
“I don’t wanna hurt you. And you know that I can,” the trickster warns.
“Look, man, I got to tell you, I dig your style, alright? I mean,” he laughs. “I do. I mean, whew, and the slow-dancing alien—“
“One of my personal favorites, yeah,” the trickster cuts him off with a wide smile.
“But, uh, I can’t let you go,” Dean tells him.
“No? Not even for this?” the trickster asks, nodding towards the stage. He turns around, eyes landing on me. I meet his gaze with confusion, my eyes flicking from him to the audience, to the wings of the stage, to the balcony, and then down at myself. I'm kneeling back in the center of the bed, thighs spread, and the silky fabric of the sheets digging into my hands and knees. The models are no longer on the bed, either, but off to the sides of the stage.
My wooden stake is gone. My clothes are different, too. My simple outfit has been replaced by a black-and-pink polka-dot nightgown, the hem barely grazing my mid-thighs. And to top it all off, I’m barefoot. The bastard took my shoes!
“Dean?” I manage to whisper, eyes flicking between him and the trickster in the crowd. I know Bobby said this thing could conjure things up quickly, but I didn’t consider that it could and would teleport me to make me bait for my own boyfriend. What the hell is going on?
But Dean doesn’t seem to hear me. His jaw has gone slack, his eyes drag down my frame, drinking up every detail of this little lingerie set, including how the top of the nightgown is a push-up, and therefore doing wonders for my breasts, which is evident by his oogling. His lips move to form words that lack the sound needed to produce them. He’s gaping, fumbling for words.
His green eyes drop lower, skimming across my thighs and the space between. I know I’m wearing underwear beneath this nightdress, but the fact does nothing to stop the burn spreading across my cheeks and down to my gut.
“I’m certain you two don’t get enough alone time with Sam around,” the trickster tries again.
Dean wets his lips, chest rising and falling a little quicker than before. I’ve seen his eyes dark plenty of times before, but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen them this dark. His throat bobs, his fists clenching and unclenching.
“That’s a…” he begins to say, slowly and reluctantly dragging his eyes off of me. “Really appealing offer. But, as I said, I can’t let you hurt people.”
“Too bad,” he answers. “Like I said, I like you. Sam was right, you shouldn’t have come alone.”
“Well, I agree with you there,” Dean nods towards the balcony.
Then the doors in the back of the auditorium lock with an audible click. The trickster follows his gaze, finding Sam descending the stairs, and then Bobby at the top of the right aisle.
The trickster’s face drops. “That fight you guys had outside—that was a trick?”
Dean smiles in turn.
“Hm. Not bad,” the trickster considers. “But you want to see a real trick?”
The rev of a chainsaw snaps my attention towards Sam, a masked man appearing behind him. Then, the battle cry of the blonde model charging at me takes my attention away. She has a dagger in her hand now, her model counterpart hopping down from the stage with a knife of her own to fight Dean.
I dodge the blonde woman’s attack, rolling out of the way. Instead, her knife plummets into the soft bedding. I elbow her in the face and shove her over, pulling the knife out of the bed, and tossing it across the stage where it clatters to a stop.
She tackles me from the side, straddling my waist as she lands a punch to my face. My nose aches and my eyes water from the impact. I toss her off of me with a blast of energy, sending her skidding off the bed and halfway across the stage.
I huff as I sit up. But when I pull myself off the bed, the girl isn’t there. I turn to the crowd, seeing Dean pull the wooden stake out of the trickster’s chest, his lifeless body sinking deeper into the seat.
The disco ball above me stops spinning, and the other colorful lights flicker off, too. I go to the stage's edge to hop down from the weirdest fever dream ever, and sensing this, Dean rushes over. His large hands find my waist, helping me the short distance down.
His hands linger longer than necessary, giving my waist a little squeeze before dragging them down to my hips. He’s close, head tilted towards me to fortify our little bubble. Once more, his eyes drag down my frame, stopping every couple of inches to really take a look.
“‘So fuckin’ pretty, ‘was gonna give it all up for you,” he mutters, his voice dark and husky.
My eyes drop to his lips, my own parting briefly. But the moment is ruined by the thump of boots, pulling Dean out of his trance. Swiftly, he takes off his jacket, wrapping it around my shoulders and helping me put my arms inside so he can zip it all the way to the top. His scent fills my senses, mixing with the faint smell of whiskey and leather. His jacket is big on me, but it does the job of covering me up.
He pulls me into his side with an arm around my shoulders, and he turns just in time to see Sam and Bobby approaching. “You guys okay?” he asks.
“Yeah, I guess,” Sam answers.
“Well, I gotta say…he had style,” Dean admits, glancing from the stage to me. He makes himself chuckle, though it’s immediately replaced by a groan, his free hand coming up to clutch at his ribs.
I replace his hand with mine as we head towards the exit, letting warmth flow from my fingertips. He hadn’t broken any ribs, but he did bruise them badly.
By the time we make it outside, his staggering turns into his normal stride.
“Bobby, thanks a lot. We really couldn’t hav—“
“Hey, save it!” Bobby snaps at Sam. “Let’s just get the hell out of dodge before somebody finds that body.”
“Good idea,” I mumble.
“Look, um, I just wanted to say that I’m, uh…” Sam stammers.
“Hey, me too,” Dean nods, earning one back from his brother. “You guys are breaking my heart,” Bobby remarks. “Could we please just leave?”
(Next Chapter)
Author Note: Did you guys know that the guy who plays Bobby was in an episode of X-files? Actually, there’s a lot of people that were in X-files that were in Supernatural like Crowley and Lucifer. Did you also know that Supernatural shares a co-executive producer (or something) with X-files?
Anyways, I hope this one was okay. It was hard to translate an episode that relies on editing effects and visuals to writing.
Also, I’m proud of myself for not taking a month to write this like I usually do. 13 days might be a record. I hope to keep a similar pace.
Also, tomorrow (3/6) is my birthday so i’m glad to have gotten it out today. And my birthday is lowkey 70s themed so I think Dean would be proud 😛😛😛
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