Hello Mr. Warpspeed. I am just wondering, have you ever abducted anyone? Let me know. Thank you. Jules. I mean, Anonymous.
Do I strike you as being capable of adbucting anyone? For real? These questions are getting ridiculous, and I'm sure if you thought this through you could figure out the answer for yourself.
I crashed here. Crashed. As in, my spacecraft is no longer operational. How could I have abducted anyone? You earthlings watch way too much tv.
The real question is, have I ever been abducted by those NASA clowns that are constantly monitoring my family and myself. The answer is: they've tried and tried and tried, and it's gotten close a couple times -- I've been numbed, on the table, and those white costumed herbs were hovering with their scalpels and such, prepared to make an incision. For real? Only on Earth would you finally discover a being from another galaxy and attempt to dissect them in an attempt to gather more knowledge about them. How about, say, a conversation. Aren't I forthcoming enough? I have come right out and told the story of my crash, I have websites -- I'm making Earth music, for gods' sakes! Yet, these miscreants need to see my innards to satiate their delusions of physical superiority. They underestimate your a***n, though, and while I definitely came here in peace -- and totally by accident -- they are pushing me toward some war of the world type behavior.
Again, I am sorry if I come off bitter, and I appreciate you taking the time to holla @ an a***n, but if you ask me a Really Real Question, expect a Really Real Answer.