#xbox chat

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

(Context: they’re chatting on Xbox)

Diana: Ehh. We tried.

Glitch: ur supposed to be toxic

Glitch: ur doing this wrong

Diana: No, we’re not.

Glitch: start over

Glitch: call me the f word.

(Source: r/Nocontextxboxmessages, emkay)

[imagine-loki]

Imagine being an avid gamer. Your boyfriend Loki, who wants to be able to understand these “video games” you love to talk about, decides to try some of his own. When you wake up the next morning you find him on your couch playing Minecraft, totally engrossed.

and then he finds out about multiplayer games, and by proxy, online servers.

you didn’t expect to have to remind Loki that he shouldn’t murder the guys on Xbox chat because they said “Your mom gay”, but in hindsight, you probably should have, knowing him.

[youarenotbatman]

Anyone want to chat with me or play black ops 2 or ghost? I'm wanting some new friends. Prefer girls. GT: SquashyGnome

[cere-maho]

Dat Ass...

Me: *Messing with my hair*

Brother: You stupid *talking to his friend*

Me: *Still messing with my hair*

Brother: DAMN THAT'S A BIG ASS!! O_O

Me: O_o *Burst out laughing*

Brother: *Laughing his ass off*

[danudaine]

Horses

Aquila: I do NOT do white horses.

Me: I would hope not. XD

[cravinganescape]

me: "StillRippin" ? Like I'm still ripping your asshole with my fucking dick cause i'm fucking owning your ass right now!

StillRippin (aka guy on xbox):....i don't know how to respond to that.

[cravinganescape]

me: i wish i was black.

black guy on xbox: trust me you're just as black as you think you are, nah mean? you just gotta apply yourself.