#xennial problems

[bardic-tales]

My demographic is technically Xennial, but my stat block leans heavily Gen X.

My Official Xennial Composition

45% Permanent Sephiroth Brain Rot: Rent-free penthouse occupation by the legend himself. (Honestly, this number should probably be higher, but we had to leave room for the apathy.)

25% Gen X Sarcasm & "Whatever" Attitude: Heavy side-eye, weaponized apathy, and the steady belief that it is what it is.

15% Bard (Druid) Energy: Attempting to weave high-fantasy epics of legendary proportion while actively wild-shaping into an exhausted possum.

15% Millennial Existential Angst: Sipping coffee while quietly observing the chaotic absurdity of the timeline.

[xennialrants]

Millennial friends & family response to hearing about the #canberrasmoke: omg are you ok what’s happening there you should come stay with us asap do the kids get asthma argh it looks so bad!

Boomer family response to hearing about the #canberrasmoke: Happy new year! What do you mean you thought I was calling to check if you’re ok? Yes I saw it on the news. Only a bit of smoke. Anyway, let me tell you about my garden-

[xennialrants]

Boomer dad: “I should have woken you up like in the old days!” (Meaning to full blast War of the Worlds on the record player at 6am on a Saturday) and I’m just... I’m at his house for two days without the baby please let me sleep I haven’t slept 8 hours in a row in over a decade this isn’t funny dad 😟

[xennialrants]

Being an elder millennial at work: Gen X or Boomer asks how to format a word document which you confidently show them with ease and finesse, then you turn around to the young millennial/Gen z on your left and ask them please to remind you again how do you transform it into a google doc 🙈

[honkamonka]

I have a graphic Tee collection that is bordering on an addiction. Xennial problems!

[yerbamansa]

self-described zoomer referred to the cure, joy division, and talking heads as "classic punk" and i...

am having a very "someone is wrong on the internet" moment that should stay firmly inside my head alone