At some level throwing any manner of biology out of the question and letting humans & cybertronians be able to reproduce with one another by sheer virtue of the confusing questions it'd cause in universe is kinda hot the more I think about it

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At some level throwing any manner of biology out of the question and letting humans & cybertronians be able to reproduce with one another by sheer virtue of the confusing questions it'd cause in universe is kinda hot the more I think about it
Concept: a humanoid species where only pregnant people can impregnate others
Everyone in this species has both ovaries and testes, with both being internal at first - virgins have flat chests, flat scrotums, and small clits. Your first pregnancy is the hardest, your breasts and balls growing alongside your belly. By your second trimester, your cock is full grown, but your breasts are still tender with growing pains. It's rare to impregnate anyone during your first pregnancy.
After giving birth, your penis reverts to a vagina during the breastfeeding period, but your breasts and balls are permanent.
My brain is too fuzzy to write a satisfyingly hot story with this concept but I'm obsessed with the idea.
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Overkroft and Taralord (That’s the Tarantulas X Overlord shipname, right?) where Tarantulas makes Overlord pregnant, and it shows on his human form as well. Kroft is like “Why are you pregnant?” and Megan’s like “So you know the story of Jesus?” Kroft thinks Megan cheated (I mean. He did, and Overlord seems like the asshole to cheat) but she doesn’t care enough.
Tarantulas meanwhile is panicking because what the HELL does having a sparkling mean now??? Will Megan have a miscarriage? Will Overlord have a miscarriage?
Turns out, the baby, Airachnid, is now in some weird hivemind-ish state that she technically has two bodies now, one cybertronian and one human. She probably has a weird-as-Hell development because of the fusion.
Now Kroft, Overlord, and Tarantulas are raising a baby Airachnid, one that seems to have weird abilities over insecticons...
EHWHEG THE SCENES ACROSS THE BOARD
At some level it's all incredibly funny, love how Megan (Overlord) is going the divine conception route, Kroft Knows that Megan cheated but just?? Accepts her girlfriend is messy like that? While Tarantulas is over here panicking about the sheer mechanics of this all over here😭😭😭
Airachnid as a two bodied hivemind is a FASCINATING proposal, with really weird interesting scenes to it especially given the insecticon thing
Karen Kroft: Megan, are you pregnant?
Overlord, pregnant with Tarantulas’ baby and it showing in his human form: Uh yeah.
Kroft: How?
Overlord/Megan, not understanding the differences between Cybertronian and human reproduction: We had sex before.
Kroft: Megan, we’re both women.
Megan: So??
Meanwhile, Tarantulas:
“WHAT IS IN OVERLORD’S FLESHY STOMACH AND WILL IT BECOME A BABY????”
EJGzvsng ohh no😭😭😭
Overlord is still fuzzy on human anatomy even this far in😔
I feel like Tarantulas is absolutely bringing out the cork board and the string here
Thinking about Scorponok's whole organic decepticon mechpreg idea, but in a more G1ish situation where the war is still on and Megatron is absolutely in the headspace to agree and go all in on the idea
wait did Scorponok have to deal with the fact that human (or well humanlike organic) fetal development looks HORRIFYING up until towards the end because he grew Connie in a transparent container?
https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/802390625371734016/would-megatron-strap-a-sparkling-to-his-chest-may
iirc Scorponok had a whole mpreg arc and accomplished this very thing when he encountered some Autobots
Few differences here
It was not autobots, it was the protagonistic decepticon group the Scavengers plus sorta autobot Grimlock and ex-DJD member Nickel (iicr)
Scorponok wanted to murder them all to make more purple babies, because he needed preexisting sparks in order to make them
They stole the fucking baby, for a little while Grimlock had her but I think he dropped her off with Agonizer during LL's one major last fight
He was pregnant though he very much wanted to be pregnant and thought pregnancy would save the decepticon faction