Jun 21, 2022
What's the rarest pair I can think of uhhh what about RTsparklez
does the 2022 yogscast fandom know about xephlez?
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What's the rarest pair I can think of uhhh what about RTsparklez
does the 2022 yogscast fandom know about xephlez?
I took requests secretly from various friends of mine for ships and I was not disappointed. Might try another round as these were really good practice.
Hello I am still trash
some xephlez for my boy @xephos <3 [ don’t tag this as kin please! ]
Xephlez Headcanons
Well Ideas I have for different aus I have which will be all marked accordingly (and more will probs be added on at a later date)
i wasnt going to post this especially because i did it jst before i went to bed last night but also im so starved of content help m
hers my proposition
The Secret Weapon (Xephlez)
Summary: Xephos has volunteered for an unhealthy amount of missions, and the Yogs are growing concerned.
((Featuring @doctorbethanysartblog ’s Suit AU)) _________________
Xephos had a small habit of taking things to far. Whether it be work, miscellaneous tasks, or doing things with his friends, he always had to go one step further.
Or in this case, a whole marathon forward.
They were all proud and happy for Xeph to be given the legendary position of a Suitor. It was one of the highest honors in the multiverse, and the Yogs couldn’t think of anyone better for the job. However, they all knew eventually Xeph would start overworking himself.
Simon was the first to catch wind of his unhealthy behavior (he always was). He’d wake up in the middle of the night to see Xephos stumble out of the portal in a white suit with blue blood dripping down his mouth and ugly bruises along his face. Then the alien would down a potion of healing and sleep for 3 hours before going back through. He’d try talking to him about it, making only half-joking comments about Xephos being in over his head. The man just smiled and laughed, and would continue on with whatever plans they had made.
Sips and Sjin noticed when during a visit to the farm they found Xephos sleeping in the middle of the Ender Lily patch, propped up against a hoe. When they asked him why he was so tired, he would just shrug and say he had a mission the other night and forgot to have coffee the following morning.
Lalna himself knew it was all unhealthy, and he practiced many of the same habits. He gave Xephos some special brewed gin, hoping it would make him fall asleep, but it only gave the alien a hangover during his impromptu mission the following day.
“It was just a small thing, investigating some rumors spread through different worlds. Nothing huge.” He would say, waving the situation off and grabbing a mug of coffee.
“It isn’t small, Xeph. You look like hell!” Simon had argued. Xephos only scowled before burying himself deeper in his coffee.
The dwarf sighed before grabbing Xeph’s communication tablet. The alien looked up in surprise and made a motion to grab it, but Simon was already across the room and typing away at the transparent screen.
“What do you think you’re doing? Give that back!” Xephos sputtered out, standing up.
“I’m trying to help you, you psychotic bugger.” The dwarf muttered, focusing on his task.
“Simon, I really don’t have the energy to fight you. Please give it back, I need it to get in contact with the others.”
“Nope. Bringing out my secret weapon.” He said, finally pushing the “send” button.
“Taking away my tablet won’t make me stop working. You’re only making me upset.” Xephos pouted.
Honeydew sighed and slid the tablet back over to him. “Fine. Have it back.” He said before grinning. “But Sparklez isn’t going to be happy to find out you canceled on him to beat up ‘rumors.’
Xephos froze. “What? I don’t have plans with-” He started before looking down at the tablet and gasping. Sure enough, a message had been sent to a contact named ‘Mr. Sparkly Pants’ Asking him to hang out with him the next day.
“Simon, no! Why!?” Xephos groaned. “I’m on standby for a possible mission tomorrow. What am I gonna do if they call?”
“Ask them to send someone else. Because if I can’t ask you to relax, I know Sparklez will and I know you’ll listen to him.” The dwarf said, his eyes filled with concern.
The alien slid back into his chair, grumbling into his arm. The dwarf smiled slightly, patting his arm. “Besides, when was the last timw you’ve had a proper date since you got this job?”
Xephos sat up for a second as he thought carefully. He and Sparklez chatted all the time between missions, but they hardly ever saw eachother face to face anymore. Perhaps he has been a little too busy.
“Alright, Simon. You win. I’ll take a day off.” Xephos sighed, putting up his tablet.
Honeydew smiled. “Good. Now go to bed. I’m not having Sparklez come over and you look like a disaster.”
Xephos smiled tiredly. “Yes, I suppose you’re right.”
The dwarf smiled. “I always am.”
hey i dotn think i ever uploaded this + beths post reminded me about it so hm