#xfcalamity

[hawkinsingenue]

@xfcalamity mused: "He came out of the bathroom one time, and he didn't zip up his fucking pants."

It's the kind of thing that most people don't just share like this, which is partially why Ally is so amused by it. “Men do some truly stupid things, but you know what? At least he didn't zip it up in there, right?” That certainly would have been more of a nightmare than what had actually happened, but funnier? Maybe. “When did he even notice? Did he notice??”

[marvclsiums]

@xfcalamity ♥’d for a spider-man related starter!

“It’s the first time we meet, but my aunt talks a lot about you.” Peter admitted, a brief chuckle escaping his lips. Since people had come back from the blip -- himself included -- it seemed that the world was in quite a weird state, and there was something beautiful in the way people were helping each other. Hopefully, they would keep that in mind when another threat would come. “So yeah. I’m Peter. I guess you heard of me, too, but I thought it was better to introduce myself properly.” 

[mttled]

"I'll never know who I could have been if they hadn't made me into this."

gloved hands raise to lift up his mask.〝 well, aren't you preachin' to the choir? 〞 his scarred skin underneath isn't anything new or riveting—steph's seen it, wade's seen it. he's not winning any beauty pageants any time soon.

〝 i don't have anything real deep to say to you if that's what you're waiting for. we're two fucked individuals that've been fucked so hard all we can do is go fuck up other people,〞 wade states bluntly before taking a bite out of his beefy 5-layer burrito. a little sauce gets on his chin.〝so is life. 〞

then appears another burrito. still warm, wrapped. he dangles it in her direction.〝 'rito? 〞

[stardstschlar]

❛ do you ever feel like there's something missing … like a piece of your heart is somewhere else? ❜

It takes him a moment to think of a response. He thinks about it all the time: he feels as though a part of him is missing and maybe it was. Maybe it had been left back in Egypt, the very day two of his closest comrades had their lives taken. Perhaps, it was the dya he learned what his stand was and the origins of how it came to be down the Joestar bloodline.

Maybe, just maybe, something had been missing for far longer than that. Jotaro couldn't quite put a nail to it, but deep down; he had his moments of feeling lost. Jotaro had been searching for a very, very long time. It wasn't something he spoke often about because if he ever brought it up to Polnareff then the Frenchman would have just...been all weird. And a complete doofus. Teals close for a long time, a sigh leaves the large man as he tugs on his hat.

"Every day." Jotaro murmurs, eyes opening to gaze upon the woman. There was no way he could ever begin to divulge what he felt, or let himself open up to the idea of being vulnerable. His heart - part of it, had long been gone the day his friends were taken, part of it had been taken by Jolyne the day she was born and she held on to that piece ever since. It was like his nonno had said one day, that he had a lot of heart to give.

A piece of him was missing every day.

@xfcalamity

[stardstschlar]

❝ you're the one i wanna call when i need someone. ❞

The man stood in silence as Stephanie finished. Teals glance at the outside world down below, the hotel raised high above. It was certainly an unexpected phone call, but Jotaro had found he didn't mind it. Josuke had done the same when he had questions, questions about stands or about life in general. He didn't mind Steph calling him. Aside from his mother, his daughter and his ex-wife, the woman on the other end of the phone had been quite...interesting. She wasn't annoying or grating on his nerves, nor did she ask unnecessary questions. It was mostly pertaining to stands and whatnot.

His silence was probably unnerving, but he didn't know exactly how to put to words what formed in his head. A hand slides into his pocket as he closes his eyes, "I told you. Call me if you needed anything." The ravenette murmurs, lips quirking slightly into a small grin, "What did you need?"

@xfcalamity | prompt

[stardstschlar]

@xfcalamity asked: "By the way, I’m sorry I didn’t believe you before. You were right, obviously."

Teals look towards the blonde for a moment, confusion sporting across his features briefly before realization caught up. Ah. That's what she was talking about. The Joestar had remained silent for a moment, tilting his head before a lets his shoulders roll into a shrug. She definitely wasn't the first person to not believe him about this topic, and she certainly wouldn't be the last. This definitely hadn't been his first run with the situation.

Jotaro huffed slightly, "'s fine." Was all he said, looking away from her as he shoved his hands in his pockets, "You're not the first, and aren't the last." The scientist rumbles, "It isn't my first rodeo with this, either." His head tilts down, allowing the bill of his cap to cover over his eyes. Although, there would be another time for this to happen again. The topic of stands, a maniacal madman turned vampire that had a deep hatred for his bloodline, hamon - all of it was quite a lot to take in.

[historias-multorum]

“So this is the thanks I get for working overtime?” for Aizawa (Happy Borthday!!!!)

VARIOUS SPONGEBOB DIALOGUE STARTERS!

@xfcalamity

"Hey now! I said I was going to treat you to dinner after work and I meant it." Aizawa did the tiniest huff. "Where do you want to go?"

[standsproud]

@xfcalamity / ☆.

Her Stand, [ Cream Starter ], spun above her palm before she snapped it into motion, firing a ribbon of flesh that sliced through the air. It struck a tree bark in front of the outlaw, cutting off any thought of escape.

" Nothing personal. " Her voice was flat, expression unreadable. Yet Hot Pants' eyes never strayed from the looming shadow hovering beside Stephanie, silently acknowledging a presence most racers would have ignored or failed to sense at all. " But before I let you go, I need to be certain where your faith lies. "