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muppet treasure island>>>muppet christmas carol
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ohhh boy, i'm gonna get flack for this one but--
muppet treasure island>>>muppet christmas carol
(DODGES TOMATOES)
"Are we having a guest for dinner~?" she heard that and is salivating.
@xperimentalranger / low fuel
"That's odd, I could've sworn I charged up 42 last night!"
@xperimentalranger || moved for trimming purposes!
N taps fiddles with his thumbs, anxiously awaiting a response. for the first bout of speech, his form stiffens. target locked. if he has to make a move, he will—he’s far too afraid of having a repeat of when he upset his leader via this very subject. in fact, N’s a hairbreadth away from tensing his legs to spring when the droid continues speaking.
there’s a small beep as N blinks, registering the statement and following order. oh… tell this guy about uzi? N gradually relaxes his posture. he can do that! he can talk about his buddy. ( he hopes she’s still going to be his buddy after everything with the solver. )
“well, she’s really great! she blasted my head off with a homemade weapon! uzi is super rebellious and, uh, ‘edgy’ and ‘angsty’. she’s got a bit of family issues but that’s not for me to talk about! she’s pretty good at building and repairing stuff, like how she’s been trying to fix up my squad’s landing pod so everyone can get off planet!”
N pauses, hand to his chin area, thinking briefly. his tail tip begins to wag slightly as he looks up and continues.
“she also likes these funny cartoons about swords and stuff. and there’s one with a green dog. we ‘binge’ watched them together and i didn’t really understand much but it looked awesome!” he claps his hands once with enthusiasm, but his movements gradually slow down and he rubs the side of his head. “there’s been some stuff happening where she lives, though… i hope she’s okay. but, ah, anyhow, did you have any other questions?”
(Dark Master Verse) "You know i’m yours, right? i only have eyes for you."
Random Interactions || Always Accepting.
A robot who would croon such devoted words to him was not anything new to the vampire, as his bite did have the little itty bitty tendency to invade and corrupt the robots' motherboards into believing that he was all that mattered; a small precautionary measure to ensure that their loyalty would only fall to him. It would've been only a matter of time before the little one displayed such behavior as well-
Still, NOS-4-A2 could not help his amusement as the ranger went on and on.
Considering who they once were, there was a certain special morbidity to their words that was not necessarily applicable to any of his other minions. A hero, one who had sworn to serve and protect innocent civilians all across space, now only filled with the simple desire to obey his words regardless of who would have to pay for it. And as a cherry on top, sweetening it even further, was the matter of Star Command having taken such pride in him for the advancement the creation held, but despite all of it, he too was rendered pliable to NOS-4-A2's will in the end. Now whenever he was shown adoration or faithfulness from his little one, he got to be reminded of everything he had taken from, and the victory he held over Star Command... and in a way, Lightyear himself, who had failed to keep his robotic friend from the clutches of those who would do him harm. It was a massive ego-boost in more ways than one.
XR was like a trophy, and the vampire kept him by his side with pride.
❝ Ah~ believe me, my little one. I'm well aware. You would give everything to your dark master, and more. ❞
@xperimentalranger said ; ❝ are you really playing christmas music already? it’s barely november! ❞ ; holiday starters, accepting !
"Sure I am! It’s never too early for good music, is it?” There’s something about Christmas music that just lifts the spirits. And it’s horribly catchy - if Jiminy were left up to his own devices, he might be singing this sort of thing year round.
But, no, he has to settle for a compromise. You start playing carols in August and folks throw shoes.
“Halloween’s over, and it ain’t like there’s any holiday songs for November! Might as well move right on ahead to the main event!”
“QUIT INSULTING MY MAN.”
(XR @ XL from the emperor new groove meme)
“Huh? What? I didn’t do anything. I didn’t .. Somebody’s throwin’ stuff. “ And it’s tooootally not him throwing something at his brother, nuh-huh. Totally is.
he may be a few volts short of a light bulb, but he knows within the depths of his metaphorical heart where that empty can came from. There's a greasy smear on his head-dome, too.
Brow furrowed, and mismatched eyes gleaming with that ole murderous intent, he begins stomping over. Slowly. Clunk-hiss, clunk-hiss.
It's only when he bridges two thirds of the way near that he lets the grin split his face,
"I can think of a few things I'm gonna start throwin'."