Different Types of transportation in the Zombie apocalypse
Trains: FUCK- Fuck why did It have to be Zombies! this isn't fucking fair I only have Train to Busan! How I am supposed to be prepared for this!
Planes: *began writing last will and testament as the zombies began to break into the cockpit* and here I thought the air was safe.
Zeppelin: dear god if it n*zi again then I genuinely do not care.
Space Shuttle: oooh cool my earthlings became green, I should study it and test it and see if I can create an army!
Cruise Ships: * throws cocktail at zombie * Bro you ruining the vibes.
Yacht: *Fight zombies off with pool noodles *
Navy Ship: mateys prepared for war Yarr!
Submarine: NOPE *go underwater *
Ocean liner: Get off me, sir! I got places to be! I don't care if it's the apocalypse! I got a schedule!
Canal boat: H-how i am supposed to escape from this I can only go 4mph! I'm screwed
Cars: * Evil laugh * are you ever aware how many movies, books,and video games I have been in with zombies in it *loads gun * way many to count
Truck: yeah no, it just going to kill y'all if you don't mind.










