#yapping zone

[zaynezone]

sylus fic where you're only dating him to get dirt on him and eventually turn him over to the association but he's actually completely aware of it and happily feeding you information because he knows that you're actually falling for him.

Except you really are faking so when the time comes, you don't even blink at betraying him and he's left absolutely reeling over the fact that in this life, you truly don't love him.

[zaynezone]

Sylus tries to use his aether core while subtly stalking Zayne, only to get bombarded by such an insane craving for macarons that he can’t help but wonder how Zayne even gets through the day

[zaynezone]

The worst thing about dating Zayne would be that in the middle of the night, you’ll go downstairs to find him eating ice cream straight out of the pint, in the near darkness, wearing nothing but pyjama bottoms, and he’s STILL gonna be the sexiest man you’ve ever seen in your life

[zaynezone]

I love the idea of when Sylus and Zayne first meet properly, Zayne, who has learned allllll about what happened in the N109 zone, doesn’t speak a single word and just punches Sylus in the face. I’m talking a hard right hook that actually makes Sylus spit out a bit of blood.

Of course, then he smiles and declares that him and Zayne are gonna be great friends.

[zaynezone]

Sylus wouldn’t smash cake in your face because he respects your boundaries and knows you wouldn’t like it. Zayne wouldn’t smash cake in your face because it would be a waste of cake.

[zaynezone]

IT'S A GREAT TIME TO BE A ZAYNE MAIN

[zaynezone]

Zayne’s ridiculously high libido is so canon I swear every time I open the house he runs over and greets me and then immediately asks if I want to sleep with him like damn…let a girl check her garden first