#yay another!

[the-uss-premise]

"Understand, Jim. I've spent a whole lifetime learning to hide my feelings."

[supersaiyantist]

[unicornsandphoenix]

Can you do No. 27 with Jeddy and a little of Drarry please?

((Omg so many people like this prompt I can’t believe this is the third time I’m coming in to try and master this prompt! I’ll admit this one had me stumped a little bit before the obvious answer but here we go? I hope you enjoy! Thank you so much for the ask <3 ))

27. “I’m Pregnant.”

James gripped Teddy’s hand harder as they stood in front of his parents. Draco was sitting calmly with his hands in his lap, and Harry had an arm wrapped around him.

“Well boys? You said that you had something to tell us?”

James looked up to Teddy, and Teddy smiled down at him. They were ready. This was the moment. James turned back towards his parents and said, “I’m Pregnant.”

Draco simply raised an eyebrow, and Harry looked bewildered. Teddy chuckled beside him, and nudged him with his elbow.

“Ok, fine, I am not pregnant, but our surrogate is.” James stared lovingly up at Teddy. “And we’re gonna have a baby.” Teddy looked adorably back at James, and brushed some hair from his eyes. James turned back to Draco and Harry. Draco had a hand over his mouth, and looks like he was suspiciously about to cry. Harry’s arm was hugging him fro the side, and the smile on his face rivaled no other.

“We’re going to be grandparents, Harry,” Draco said. Harry just beamed back at him, laughing, and engulfed him in a hug. Soon, they were both crying and laughing, and James was feeling thoroughly left out.

“This was supposed to be our moment you know,” he mumbled grumpily to Teddy. Teddy sighed and held him, rubbing his shoulders.

“It’s Draco and Harry, what did you expect, love?”

“Well, Teds, seeing as they are currently occupied, do you want to celebrate the news properly?” James looked to his new husband and winked.

“Mmm,” Teddy said, pressing a kiss to his lips. “What did you have in mind?”

Send me a pairing and a number and I’ll write you a Drabble

[justice-is-scarlet]

"My friend dared me to hit on you so I could get your number."

"What? I’m confused."

"Why again did your friend dare you to do this?"

[josh-is-so-dun]

11?

thanks  <3 !!

11. Fave shirt you own?

My Foster the People, All Time Low, or Pierce the Veil shirt! i really love those!

Sorry it took so long, technical difficulties! 

[pudgiewinkle]

Will you eat the banana runts from my runt bags? I don't really like banana flavored things unfortunately.

 I can never finish a york patty on my own, are you willing to finish it for me? If you want me to.

Nor can I finish an orange pop, so previous question stands here. If you want me to, and I will do so gladly.

I will buy sour skittles at the theater, even though I can only handle three every ten minutes.  Are you willing to sit with me after the show as I try to finish them? Sure, though I may try to steal a few.

Applicant must be willing to see Disney/Pixar movies in theater with me, or all previous our future answers are void. Happily~

And stay behind to see the surprise at the end. Happily~

Do you like Doctor Who? I only really watch it if my mum has it playing. I don't mind watching it though.

I will require you to take me to bookstores and craft stores, just so I can open the books and feel the paper, and smell the books. Happily, I love books.

Applicant must understand I will buy pens and pencils, even though I already have enough.  The Applicant also must understand that you can tell me a million times, but I’m still going to buy that pen.  Because I don’t have that shade of black, and it writes like an orgasm, even though I don’t use that brand. ... -Glances at own overly large pen and pencil supply- Um, I'd be a hypocrite if I told you not to.

Regardless of gender, I’m gonna touch the butt.  Um.

Applicant must be comfortable with me putting my cold winter hands on their tummy to warm them up. I would prefer you putting them on my face or something... If I had warning, belly might be okay...

must be willing to listen to the radio on an even number. I like messing with you though.

If accepted, the benefits of Bed Buddy are as written:

Neck kisses. These may make me mildly uncomfortable.

Hand holding. This is fine.

Bed/Couch/floor snuggles. Snuggles are nice.

butt touches. Um...

I will scratch your back when you can’t reach the spot. Yesssss.

You get to finish off all my food. You better eat most of it yourself, girly.

I will make you PB sammies all the time. Food~

Marshmallows. I'm scared you may steal mine.

Sometimes you might see me naked.(sorry) Eh.

Kisses. Um.

I make treats in the middle of the night when I can’t sleep, so you get to live with a house fairy. I might end up helping you.

I have a puppy! Puppy~

However, drawbacks of the job are:

I’m going to steal all your shirts and socks, and pretend that I found them in my laundry when you and I both know I took it. As long as you wash and return them...

I will drink out of your favorite cup, but complain when you drink out of mine. ... I have a mild issue with my mouth touching things other peoples mouth have been touching, so your cup is safe from me anyway. I also don't have a favorite cup so I'm safe from you doing it to me.

I will be upset about something, and I will not tell you, and only cave when something little happens and I lose my shit.(sorry) 

I get discouraged alot and will sometimes lay like a potato on the floor. You may end up receiving floor cuddles then.

I will chew on all the pen caps. Eh, not much issue.

I will demand you trade me all your Leafeon’s. You may have all but one. Need a Misty for my anon team.

You will often find me dancing to music.

This is a drawback because I’m bad at dancing.  No skill. None. I can't dance either.

I will love you so much, it will become annoying. Love isn't annoying.

I will be a sexual tease, but when you go to make a move I will turn into a limp noodle and never speak coherently again. I'm asexual and have a kink anon, you're in more danger of sexual teasing than I am.

I will never be sure when you’re kidding, but pretend I knew all along. I'm not a terribly serious person usually unless I'm playing a video game.

I can be a real donkeys dick sometimes. We all can be.

Sign here: You Know Who

This is also an acceptable application. o u o

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[narcoleptic-dreamgirl]

Share 10 facts about yourself then pass this on to 10 of your favourite followers :)

YAY! Another!!!

I love Pasta…to an unhealthy amount…

I hope to one day write a few books.

I dislike green food.

I’m super ambitious.

I’ve only read the first 4 Harry Potters. As a child I was (and still am) ridiculously busy. So I picked a series and stuck with that until it ended before picking up a new one. That series was A Series of Unfortunate Events, and I have only recently began really reading Harry Potter

Floral print is, just so… asdfghjkl to me. I love it beyond measure.

My Favorite and first anime is Inuyahsa. (drool)

I don’t believe my sexuality is anyone’s business but my own, or those of whom I decide to share my bed with for a night, or for life.

I like fried chicken.

American Dad is the shit…