#yay autocorrect

[m4kkie]

WHY IS MY RHYDON STILL IN THAT GYM? HOLY FUCK. STOP FEEDING IT BERRIES. I WANT MY COINS.

[amarilly]

I’m watching the invitation for but too drunk don’t know what’s going k. Talk to girk name Izzy with. Here she has beautiful smile but not gay

[the-one-and-only-vic-lociraptor]

It’s getting hard too see.

So both of my glasses are broken, so I fixed the backup but was too lazy to fix my main pair.

Then my brother fuckimg broke em again

It was fine for a day and a half but now I’m beginning to struggle to see ( which I thought was impossible bc usually when I take off my glasses there’s no difference)

So with no glasses and a 2-yr old prescription, I’m goin to the eye doc as an “emergency patient”

[goneawandering]

Happy New Yeaaaaar fellow east coasters!

[swan-heda]

I am slightly drunk at the moment. Drunk blogging is more fun than sober blogging. Shout out to all my followers and mutuals (and my non-followers and non-mutuals too) - I lerv you guys, you're the best.

[buttersandcompany]

♛ (Orchid)

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[clatterbane]

And in other news, autoincorrect still wants to turn "scrupulosity" into "scrupulous it". Which is possibly still too apt.

[seaki]

Im so drunk Off to get more liquor with my sister