#yeah brah

[songbirdstew]

So Cal more like Bro Cal am i right

This post brought to you by my Huntington Beach husband, who, when I asked if he wanted me to pop his bagel in the toaster, gave me the Hang Loose sign and said, “Yeah, rip it up to 5!!”

[bluehairedboyfriend]

What's the manliest math? Alge-brah

[fruitgayke]

Extras from "15 Ways to Ask Someone to Prom"

A musical number and alternate beginning is included.

[punk4president]

I don't really want to be called a 'frontwoman' of a band.. Or a 'frontman'.... I think if I was a 'frontperson' of a band, I'd prefer to be called a musician... 

[bonesthatrattle]

What you need to do is pair a philosopher with every scientist so while the scientist is doing their job the philosopher can be all like “ok but should we?” Cause science aint got time for ethics

[viperbooty]

I'm now going to go get food Without a table

[eloquentfarts]

Today is a very good day. I got up on time, passed my driving skills test, and actually finished all my homework. Oh and it's like 50 degrees out. I bought a scratch off lotto ticket and if I win the big bucks, I'm buying everyone who gave me rides a ballin car

[frothing-grundle]

Smoke weedle erry deedle