[energyprison]

my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment 

[deathwarlock]

*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

drunk witch vibing, creating a thotty homoculus in a bubbling cauldron: premarital sex, 100 gecs. dollskill haul in the mail, snails and puppy dog tails. bone dry puss, snap score = sus. fuck the weed man for an edible, say his dick game incredible.

tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit:

[cikero]

I can’t stand elon musk’s simp army like okay maybe they could idk pay for a concerted clean up effort with those billions of dollars they have? You can’t just destroy this planet to get to other ones lol. source

[arnieinthesky]

Visit Original Link

[doktorpeace-deactivated20251208]

[snowflakeeel]

I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:

“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”

[lumsel]

women want me, but fish? fish pity me

[unclefather]

This is a cartoon posted by a trump support and I guess it’s supposed to be shameful and humiliating but it’s actually the future that I want to see. Men being able to hold each others dicks up for them when they’ve had too much to drink. It’s all about support.

[varusteleka]

[sexhaver]

"exactly who is reassured is not clear"

[frottinq]

"I'm gonna join the military and reform it from the inside" no you aren't. there aren't enough words in the english language to explain just how much you won't be able to do that

[lubefairy]

This also goes for the police

[paxamericana]

[powerburial]

we’re 3 years out from personalized brands threatening to commit suicide if you dont buy their products

[neontologist-deactivated2020100]

i cannot Fucking WAIT to go to maximum security for saying “kill yourself” to the taco bell twitter

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[samcahntent]

[kvotheunkvothe]

hi, quick question: what the entire fuck?

[ammnontet]

bugs

[firefox-official]

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

[firefox-official]

i became more evil if you’re curious

[walks-the-ages]

We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

[firefox-official]

i’m going to get worse on purpose

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[normal-horoscopes]

[momo-de-avis]

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

[momo-de-avis]

STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK

[filthybonnet]

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

[sheherzog]

[dailyskeletonreminders]

finally a mod to remove grandpas fucked up bed

[uraniancatboy]

[lovecraftiancum-deactivated2022]

u r born on this planet against ur will and then they tell u drugs r illegal. this is all made up. wtf.

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER