“You haven’t looked at a woman in a year.” “How are you so bad this?” + His complete lack of interest in any of the women in the club AND Alex. Mind you, all things that happened during the last 4 episodes. Eddie might be gay or he might not be, but we at least have things happening on screen to support our theories and don’t need to rely on toy helicopters and blurry background actors.
Okay except he wasn't uninterested in every woman at the club, he very clearly was interested in the second blonde woman that is pointed out to him. But y'all have your buddie goggles on so tight it's cutting off oxygen to your brain and you clearly can't think straight.
The reason he hasn't looked at any woman in over a year is (as he says in the episode) because the last woman he looked at sent Chris away. Which is the same reason he panics in the dinner scene when Chris asks if Alex is pretty.
Y'all have the object permanence of an infant, I swear.
You don't have to believe me, listen to him! He'll tell you all the way back in s8 when he says 'no offense i'm straight' and he was drinking water instead of juice because he didn't deserve joy NOT BECAUSE HE'S GAY but because he fucked up and his son ran away to Texas.
He'll tell you in s7 when he's explaining to Buck how much sex he's enjoying with Marisol before the nun thing comes out.
His best friend Buck who knows more about Eddie than anyone else, right? He'll tell you he's straight too! Twice!
What you're about to watch on your screen is Eddie Diaz falling in love with yet another female feminine lady woman because the man is s t r a i g h t.
Tommy Kinard could never come back to 911, and Eddie would still be straight. Buddie will still not happen.















