I'm 573 bees in a trenchcoat

August, they/them

[idkbeesiguess]

My main is @iammykink this is just my spam blog!!! I also run @hollowarrow :)

[its-always-silly-season]

Valentino Rossi by Gigi Soldano // COTA 2019

[stitchposts]

[thingsfromthedirt]

Barbie face molds from 1959 to 2015

[zac-oyama]

manic pixie dream grannie

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[were--ralph]

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

[therobotmonster]

Gotta say, kinda cold to bring up apple fritters when you don't have any apple fritters to give out.

[kianamaiart]

i look progressively gayer every time i go on dropout

[bbyhog]

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

[pokkin]

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

[jame7t]

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

[lunar-cat]

[guiltfactory]

sometimes to escape a relationship you have to chew off a part of yourself. or you can chew off a part of the other person but then you have to carry it with you forever.

[skullcleaver-elementary]

Kaylin Mahoney instantly won my heart and became my favourite part of the episode as soon as she was betrayed by Sam

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[vintrkraka]

the worst part of christmas is that santa’s elves are only called that because they’re gnomes, which are a dwarven culture known for their use of the phrygian cap and their republican rejection of monarchy, and dwarves, also referred to as svartálfar, are a species of elvenid within the elf-clade. but nobody talks about this, because elf cladistics aren’t generally relevant to christmas stories and children can hardly be expected to grasp the nuances of extrahominid taxonomy anyways.

[vintrkraka]

the second worst part of christmas is the strong as fuck ice mummy

[seymourworld]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

[dimensions-allofthem]

Kaylins the true winner of the episode 😂 just trying her best while shouldering the expectations of all three teams in Sams twisted game of telephone

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[tiredadventurer]

[sexchangedotcom]

lgbt stands for lohn gaul beorge and tingo