#yeah i think

[catsushinyakajima]

Valentine’s day KL….oooo…..valentine’s day KL…………

[adpndrgn]

give her a spin

[acorncake]

Oh boy cru3l k1ng,, apologies if some things don't fit, I forgot what happened in ch.1

Is pred only I see. I suppose cru3l k1ng *can* be eaten? Shrunken down to have a refreshing n cooling treat :)

Has a cold aura around him, anyone who gets close will start to get the chills and any physical contact will seep into your bones, draining you of energy

Craves warmth constantly. Fav drink hot cocoa,, I mean who wouldn't when they're cold yknow? Warms his old bones and soul. Give this old man a heated blanket and he will melt

Umm I see him mostly eating tiny prey or half sized prey. More leaning towards tinies (maybe he can shrink them shh dont ask how). Doesn't have a big capacity so 1 half sized prey is enough to fill him up

I honestly struggled whether for him to have a cold stomach or not but I settled with a normal stomach. What better way to warm up your prey by gulping them down? No choice but to let the warmth seep into their body, chasing away the cold that drained them. Pretty much forcing them to give into the warmth. It's so cozy after all and you're so tired,,

Is a bit rude to the pl4y3r upon their first meeting, no doubt gulping them down after defeating them (theyre still learning). Lightly teases and taunts them as he rests back on his throne, patting his gut. Gives them some pointers and tips however and waits for their return. Doesn't hold back from protecting his kingdom from them however. Much nicer to them after his defeat and well..I guess ghost vore now. But definitely kind and gentle to them now

Cru3l k1ng definitely will occasionally swallow k1tch3n w1z4rd down. Being near all that tasty food will make him hungry for the lil guy. Just keep him for a while before letting him go. Will occasionally eat his knights, protecting them. Obviously very gentle to those under his rule. Armor is an issue though, definitely have to have them as tinies (bro just take off the armor) Perhaps it's an honor to be chosen and eaten by the k1ng

[catta1ll]

THERES HOMOS UNDERWATER ON MY GEOMETRY ASSIGNMENT WHAT THE SIGMA 😱😱😱😱😧😖

[taradactylus]

Guuuuyssss I think my non-binary ass is truly trans I just couldn't face it before and now how am I supposed to cope with this uughhhhhh-

[philsmeatylegss]

Just saw a phannie account run by a 14 year old. I thought we stopped doing that in 2016.

[eatmarcus]

oh yeah i love mp100

[randomoutsiders]

JAYJ AND READER HAVING JOHN B WALK IN ON ‘EM, AND HES KINDA JUST THERE LIKE 🪑 AND JAYJ ALL LIKE “you going to just stand there? join the fuck in or leave tf”

your cheeks burn with embarrassment, but the hand around your back removes your ability to move. your thighs tighten around his pelvis when jj cocks a brow. "the fuck you doin' here, man?"

john b quick turns around, throwing a delayed hand over his eyes and clearing his throat in an encumbered manner. "sorry."

"y'gonna leave or what?" jj inquires, flashing you a wolfish grin when you tuck yourself in tighter to his chest to hide your exposed breasts.

"y-yeah." he fumbles for the doorhandle.

"it's a fucking doorhandle, bro," jj scoffs. "either join in or get the fuck out. make your choice." he presses, despite the thwack you deliver to his bicep, with which he turns back to you.

"easy princess," he gripes, pinching affectionately at your inner thigh. "let 'him have a try, huh? show him how well i've got this pussy trained."