The Only Cheeselord

Welcome to my humble home of chaotic thoughs and hyperfixations✨ I'm a random weird person from the huge stage of alternative time and space 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 (Hungarian 21 yo ftm ticket inspector living with AuDHD and DID)

[taradactylus]

Sooooooooooooooooooo-

Tales Season 1, Season 2 and Mutant Mayhem all in one place!

Languages available are Hungarian and English!

(Episode 10 fixed, no longer has the voiceover)

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[turtlepowered]

Surf's up, dudes! Check out this sneak peek of Tales of the TMNT: Coastal Choas.

Looks like a gorgeous day at the beach, what could go wrong?

Get the full inside look over at Polygon.

[taradactylus]

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS OMG I'M SO EXCITED NOWWWW

[taradactylus]

FINALLY! Thank you for the ones who waited for me 🥹❤️❤️❤️

CHAPTER 4 IS OUT!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75590211/chapters/235009761

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[teaboot]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

reblog if you made it this far somehow

[supreme-leader-stoat]

made it this far somehow monday

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

tag game to help out your writer friends!

reblog with some odd facts/ havits abt urself that writers can give their characters

-i can copy other ppls handwriting—the neater the handwriting, the easier it is

-i despise wearing shoes. especially with socks

-i eat chips/cheezits with chopsticks cause i dont like the stuff getting on my fingers

@gasolinerat @seventeeneleventeen @kalookersthek @britishthepodcaster @moondoll6 +open tags

[moondoll6]

oooo ty for the tag !! - I love horror movies but get scared by horror games - I'm rlly good at memorizing y distinguishing the sound of ppls footsteps - i use those tiny star stickers instead of nail polish sometimes :3

@belltothethirdpower + open tags !!

[belltothethirdpower]

hell yeah

- i thought celine dion and adele were the same person for a long while. dk why probably just because i live under a rock

- i despise clothing tags, even if they aren't itchy. there's just something disgusting about them that makes my blood boil

- i never cry at sad stories or music. always wondered why simply listening to sad things, fictional or not fictional, made other people cry. i definitely did feel sad too but that never made me tear up

@clover-j-aspen @rheas-sweets + open tags

[clover-j-aspen]

YAYAYAYAYAYA

- I usually tap my fingers on something when I'm anxious

- Whenever I'm thinking about something and I have a pen, I usually spin the pen around a couple of times

- My handwriting apparently gets better when I write on a yellow pad so maybe that (journ genes still kicking omd)

My tags :D @ohcosmo + anyone who writes :>

[ohcosmo]

Rewrote this TWICE because both times it turned into "old man sharing his medical history" and was very long..

BUT IM GIVING YOU A BUNCH TO WORK WITH half because I'm bored and half because this is the longest I've talked about myself and not hated it?

- I can wiggle just my right ear. The left hates moving apparently..

- I had a split uvula! (Was a cleft pallet, had it surgically fixed, still sad about it)

- I can bark pretty damn well... (Spent many school days trucking kids into thinking there was a cute dog in the hallway..)

- I have a Pelvic Tilt and Flared Ribs! This causes sore muscles more often BUT I have a sassy posture

- I was good at the recorder 🪈 (the only instrument I was decent at..)

- I collect can tabs. I don't really do anything with them... But I did make a few earrings!

- I crack my joints.. knuckles, wrists, shoulders, neck, back, hips, knees, ankles, toes. Snap crackle pop!

- I'm allergic to alcohol. It's like being hung over, but only 20-60min after a drink.

- briefly had a period where I folded paper doves. I still have the origami paper somewhere..

- I can't swim or ride a bike.. I'm not great at running either...

- I wear a silk neck ribbon on my belt loop because it's flowy and fun and a good fidget

- may have befriended some crows idk

- I clean when stressed or overwhelmed. Vacuuming and scrubb walls are both great "my head is too loud" activities.

- I have no issue touching dead creatures ( I collect bones) but I will double glove to deal with any kind of prickly plant. Thistle, raspberry, roses, some cucumber varieties..

- my most recent and most hilarious gay awakening is Lightning McQueen (I'm just owning it now)

- I have face blindness .. worse with celebrities it seems.

- I've kissed a fish. A walleye. (Another kid was scared of fish, I asked "if I kiss it will you touch it?" They said yes. I puckered up. The kid didn't touch the fish ...)

- sometimes I shift my shoulder blades like I'm flapping wings or souring. Sometimes I twitch my shoulders like cat ears.

- I sew. I cross stitch. I bead. I crochet (kinda). I paint. I like my old lady crafts

God I could go on and on it seems. Hopefully something on here was interesting enough to be thrown at a character..

My victims are... @turtleshalfshell , @chil-aglia , @nik-vero-pa , hmmmm how about @don-da-host ? What are your weird quirks?

[don-da-host]

Yoooo, I have a lot actually lol (also, thanks for the tag :3333)

My ears are pointy, and on top of that I'm almost two meters tall... so I'm basically a dark elf. XD

Before TMNT, my biggest interests were World War II and Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.

I'm the kind of person who turns their life into a story with chapters. I also have a song for every important period of my life, every important person and friend, or major event. It's not necessarily a song they'd like or one that resembles them, but one that captures how that person or moment feels to me. For example, I associate the time I lived in Chile with songs by La Oreja de Van Gogh, while TMNT will always remind me of Wake Up in the Sky by Bruno Mars.

For some reason, balloons make me uncomfortable. It's not a phobia, but I'd honestly rather stay away from them... especially if they're about to pop.

Since I lived through important stages of my life in different countries, I ended up with a really weird accent.

I've also always had two very different sides to me. Sometimes I want to listen to classical music, dress like it's the 1920s, and speak like a gentleman. Other times, I want to blast hard rock until my ears ring, get a mohawk, and wear nothing but black (thanks Daxter)

@kipsandkisses @taradactylus What are your quirks >:D?

(Also,sorry I'm kinda late here, I had busy days)

[taradactylus]

Ohmygod okey hmmmm

I remember 70% of my dreams vividly, and I can also do all the weird things like controll my dreams, or have sleep paralysis within my dream and all that. It's weird but I like it.

I make annoying noises when I get comfortable around a person and I turn extremely clingy like a fucking cat. I actually become a cat emotionally when I love someone deeply.

I love shiny things. Whatever it is, if it's glittery and shiny I collect. I don't care. I'm like an obbsessed birb.

I can imitate a lot of scenes and characters catchphrases pretty accurately, especially when I have my 5 minutes. I'm like an AuDHD catalog of movie scenes I love and currently hyperfixate on.

[taradactylus]

Okey what would happen if I suddenly changed my name on Facebook and all people who friended me once would look at my name and go: "Who the fuck is this?"

I have the urge to do it. So much.

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[ranaeley]

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

[taradactylus]

I drew you fan art

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OH MY GOOOOOODDDDD

LOOK AT HIS EVERYONE! LOOKK AT THEM! LOOOK AT THEMMMM!!! AAAAAAAAAAA-

BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS AWESOME OHMYGOD I WILL BE STARING AT THIS ALL DAY THANK YOU THANK YOU DHFGOOFKRNR

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[thefavoritechild]

“no matter what you say you are,”

[bean-fish]

deep breath. SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUT. UUUUUUUUUPPPPPP.

[taradactylus]

Why mist you personally attack me and make me cry. FUCK-

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[taradactylus]

LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR MY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY!!!!!

[basuralindo]

So I just simultaneously did, and possibly didn't lose my job today :)

Very much did in the sense that I literally do not know where my job is at the moment. But, for the time being I haven't been let go because nobody else including the store owner knows where it is either.

So, I don't wanna risk doxxing myself by posting pictures but goddamn am I tempted because this is not a believable event. This is a cartoon problem. For looneytoons.

But yeah, so, I work(ed?) at a kiosk selling boba tea, right? Freestanding kiosk in the mall with full water and electrical hookups and multiple fridges and sinks and a mini kitchen and the works. Fully functional tea shop. Very important to note that it was there last night, The work chat was discussing another issue last night at closing time. I'll get back to this.

It's been showing signs of being on the way out with how business is being handled lately and I've been considering other options, which is probably why I'm not as torn up about this as I should be, but maybe it just hasn't set in yet, but that's not the point. The point is there's been a lot of shit breaking and not being replaced and nobody mentioning anything about it until I walk into work in the morning and have to figure out why shit like the fucking cash register isn't there today. So I'm kinda used to having to ask questions about big things that nobody bothered to update me on. I was out for two weeks recovering from a surgery, so I came to work this morning assuming there'd be some kind of bullshit, yeah?

So, the question I had to ask the chat this morning was:

Not a text I ever thought I'd have to send in sincerity, but there it is. Because what I found instead was a fenced off patch of discolored tiles and a few holes in the floor where my entire place of employment used to be.

And the answer? Nobody knows! It was there last night when the mall closed, and every single trace of the structure and all its contents including drink making supplies and our safe and cashbox was gone when it opened again. And when I say nobody knows, I mean everyone from last night's closers to the actual (former?) owner of the store jad no fucking clue about this until getting that text from me this morning. For once I am actually the first to know. 🎉.

So. I guess I didn't so much lose my job as had it stolen. Not by AI, but good old fashioned hands-on human beings picking it up and carrying it away somehow. All mall security would tell me was that they were instructed not to tell me anything and have us contact our management. Who also don't know anything. And later on I came across some construction workers around the gravesite of the kiosk discussing filling in the holes, asked them about it, and was told that they "weren't at liberty to say".

So, not only is my job gone in the most literal physical sense of the word, but it was taken in some kind of super secret kiosk extraction in the dead of night without any warning or witnesses and nobody is allowed to speak of it. The store owner said she was gonna figure it out 10 hours ago and still no word back.

I don't know what else to say aside from I've been laughing all day and I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining Schrodinger's Unemployment to the benefits office.

[basuralindo]

Update that is not an update because I'm basically certain this isn't what actually happened:

My mother in law thinks the FBI took it.

Not any of the other stores around the state. Just the one little kiosk.

Why? Because she loves a conspiracy and is just a little bit extra.

Also because she was around for the massive crackdown on Yakuza-owned businesses in Waikiki (in her homestate) that did actually involve the FBI seizing stores (no confirmation of making kiosks cleanly disappear in the middle of the night though).

Still no word from my job on what's actually going on, but the most likely theory so far is that maybe the kiosk was on lease and got repossessed? The mystery continues

(also shout out to the person who proposed Carmen Sandiego)

[basuralindo]

ACTUAL (partial) UPDATE:

According to the owner, based on what she's been able to find out, the kiosk was not removed legally and they're starting a potentially long process of legal action. I hope she gets to sue the shit out of whoever did it but for now at least I know for sure I'm unemployed.

Really hoping for more details in terms of who/why/how, so I'll keep updating if I learn anything.

For now the summary is: An unnamed entity that is most likely mall management (on account of mall security cooperating with them) stole an entire kiosk and all the contents including money and machinery with barely a trace in the middle of the night grinch-style, with zero warning or explanation, and ensured the silence of both security and the construction crew, in an action that was definitely preplanned and illegal, and as far as I know nobody knows its whereabouts.

So now I'm officially out of a job. Because my workplace was literally stolen in the night.

[basuralindo]

Actually fuck it let's share some photos cause I wouldn't be inclined to believe this myself. It's not like anyone can stalk me at my job now and I'm not gonna have to see any coworkers that might find my tumblr.

Enjoy the unintentionally funniest text I've ever sent in my life

Aaand a close-up:

The last remains of a once Very Much Solid And Immobile Workplace

[basuralindo]

HEY HI HELLO THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE

via @kagaminilen

[taradactylus]

I need an update of this if this ever comes around what the actual fuck just happened because this is so surreal I'm laughing my ass off.

Also I hope you'll get your job back or a new one maybe❤️

[1st-1]

[thehighkingofawesome]