#yeah i would

[ghostofmads]

[iloketf2]

(Stolen from reddit)

Demo teaches 9th graders how to make bombs. I imagine a kid bringing a sticky bomb home and showing their parents. The bomb swat gets called.

Oh wait. *track terrorizer flashbacks*

[wesavegotham]

I think one reason why I'm so attached to Damian is because (at least in some comics) he gets to be the child I would have loved to be if I had been allowed to. As in: No Damian's life is terrible most of the time, his parents are not doing a good job in most comics and being Robin is dangerous, but I just wish I could have been openly weird and say whatever I wanted to with a deadpan face. Or simply be allowed to show anger.

Being an autistic person is hard and being an autistic girl/woman is maybe even harder because being female alone already sucks most of the time and having to pretend to be a normal woman while most people around you are confusing or downright rude to you and don't respect your feelings or boundaries just makes it suck even more.

I had so many moments in life where I wanted to tell someone what I really thought or felt (which probably would not have been nice) and I couldn't because what I was taught was to smile, act like everything is okay and not get angry.

[jjba-smash-or-pass]

Smash or Pass: Holy/Holly Kujo

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onJan 7, 2024

[thelifeofashowgrrrl]

you would smash BOWSER in smash or pass?

did I fucking stutter.

[musette22]

you would do lucas lee bestie 🤨?

Bestie, would I ever 👀🔥 I mean, look at him. You mean to tell me those eyebrows and that smarmy grin aren't a turn on for you??! Like, damn son.

(sadly, I'm only partially kidding 🙈🙃)

[nightmarewritings]

Slashers (specifically the 3 Sinclair bros and Michael) reacting to a s/o that accidentally calls them daddy in bed mwahaha

I used to be skeeved out by people calling their s/o 'daddy', then I started reading a lot of horror fanfics with the slashers getting called 'daddy', and well I changed my mind pretty quickly there!

Not worksafe!

Accidentally Called 'Daddy' In Bed

Bo Sinclair-

While Bo had you with your face down and your ass up, you barely noticed what you said. Bo stops and has you repeat yourself. A big smile passes over his face, and he starts back up, fucking you even more roughly.

Bo LOVES you calling him daddy and he will bring it up outside the bedroom too. He'll push you to answer him with “Yes, daddy.”, and call himself daddy when talking to you. He just really likes to watch you squirm.

Vincent Sinclair-

You were lowering yourself on his cock, arms around his shoulders, when a moaned word slipped past your lips. Vincent's eyes went wide, completely shocked. But the way his fingers dig into your hips and the way he thrusts up into you shows his true feelings about it.

Vincent won't bring it up afterwards, but he can't stop thinking about it for days afterwards. He keeps imagining you calling him 'daddy' any time he lets his mind wander. Eventually, he has to just suck it up and ask you to call him that again next time the two of you are together.

Lester Sinclair-

The two of you were fooling around in the bed of his truck, and his cock just so happened to hit a spot inside you that left you seeing stars and blurting it out. Lester takes a second, making sure he heard right, and laughs, telling you that you can call him daddy all you like.

Won't press you to call him daddy, but he does kinda like it. It makes him feel really protective over you, like you feel very safe with him. Just overall pretty chill about it, though he is still a bit teasing sometimes. Might call himself 'Daddy Lester' sometimes.

Michael Myers-

Michael had you against the wall, hand around your throat and cock deep inside you. Your hands were wrapped around his, and the word was gasped out when he loosened his grip enough to let you breathe. His head tilts to the side, and he makes you say it again.

Michael's favorite thing about you calling him daddy was seeing the embarrassed look on your face afterwards, he enjoys pushing your buttons. He doesn't speak often, but his actions will make it very clear that you'll need to add that word to your vocabulary a lot more often.

[rudolphsboyfriend]

Just ate Turkish Delight....................edmund was right