#yeah right.

[vezsrar]

i guess unpacking this shit does answer the "what if im just a cis girl" question. fucking hell.

[loneandbehold]

After the Justice League allowed Billy to stay in The League, their whole dynamic changes. And I just thought it'd be really funny to see the perspective of outsiders

Like the time Flash and Captain Marvel got interviewed.

Captain Marvel, struggling to open a lollipop wrapper with his big hands: *wordlessly handing it to Flash*

Flash (Barry), conversing with the interviewer, barely sparing him a glance: *Unwraps it and gives it back*

Captain Marvel, beaming: :D

Flash, continuing: -and that's how I almost got impaled on the Eiffel Tower!

The interviewer, nodding along, wondering what just happened: I see...

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Or the time someone was flirting with him.

Woman, winking: -and maybe you can meet me later at my house tonight, if you know what I mean ;)

Captain Marvel, concerned: Is there a problem at your house? Something you need me to deal with?

The Justice League, staring her down: ...

Woman, visibly sweating: Actually, nevermind! Gotta go, good talk!

Captain Marvel, confused and shouting after her: But you will tell me if there's a problem, right?

Captain Marvel: Why did she run away?? Oh well, I'll ask her later when I check on her.

The Justice League, tenses immediately: Don't.

Captain Marvel: But-

Batman: We'll get someone else to do it for you.

The Justice League: *nodding in approval*

Captain Marvel, even more confused and concerned: Okay...?

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Oh, and how could I forget the time Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel went viral?

Person, filming the wreckage after an attack: Sad to see that hot dog truck go- and what is that?

*Camera pans to Wonder Woman recreating the opening of the lion king with Captain Marvel lifted into the air*

Person: Wtf?

Wonder Woman, craning her neck like an owl and clamping her hands over Captain Marvel's ears: What did you just say?

Person, quaking in fear: Uhh....

Wonder Woman: You dare speak such language in front of a CHILD?

Captain Marvel, shouting: Wonder Woman, don't-!

*Video ends*

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I tried a new text style, I don't know if it fits...

Everyone chalks it up to Wonder Woman being an Amazon and calling grown people children.

Let me know if you want more of these! I've never actually gotten to share any of my fic ideas before so I'm unsure about this stuff

[privately-andre]

but daddy he loves him…

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

oh okay so I'm just supposed to believe this is a human man and not a puppy dog???

[disastersappho]

i love being bad at video games. you paid $50 for 10 hours of entertainment? cool. i got 100 hours for the same amount of content.

[grayscale-sparks]

IF YOU WANT A HYPHENED LAST NAME I GUESS I DONT MIND THE CADENCE

[wkiwf]

god i miss the food in japan. knowing that nothing around here (my hometown in the southern united states) will ever even come close to it is devastating.