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Day 1/29 of better than you baybay
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Day 1/29 of better than you baybay
July 8th, 2016
Morning
With the BRADs all shut down, Sammy takes charge of feeding the dinosaurs to keep them from seeing the kids as a supplement. It's a busy life, but nothing the third-generation heir to the Gutierrez Ranch isn't capable of. After all, what's the difference between feeding two Tyrannosaurs and two hundred cattle?
GARFIELD speed run a kiss
THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUTR ! !! like omg. they are literally in love. herobrine is hanging out where garfy works and cheering him on hashtag love wins
Oh nooo what is this thing I’m working on hmmmm
Bill Hawks
(I kid you not, we’re doing this semi-seriously.)
Bill is a boring name (by Professor Layton standards), probably short for William, which means ‘Resolute protector; will.’ Several English kings have been named William. This includes William I, aka, William the Conqueror. Bill’s surname is more interesting due to its parallels to Clive’s name. Hawks are cunning and pray on smaller animals - they’re top of the food chain. Doves are smaller, innocent and often symbolise peace. (Oh, the irony.)
He was colleagues/friends with Dimitri.
They worked in the same lab, researching time travel. Dimitri claimed the two of them poured their ‘hearts and souls into uncovering the secrets of space and time’.
Bill definitely had an interest in time travel, though more for the money and fame it would bring him.
He was probably friends with Claire too, because everyone likes Claire, but he wouldn’t admit it. He must have some amount of faith in her as he decided she would be the first test subject. He just... didn’t care if she survived or not.
Dimitri pointed out the machine was flawed and begged him to postpone the experiment. Bill went ahead with it anyway.
(Do you think as an ‘excellent scientist’ Claire was remotely aware of this design flaw? She’s not oblivious...)
Doubtful he fully intended to kill Claire or all those bystanders. He didn’t fully intend for the time machine to blow up. What would be the point in that? He injured himself during the explosion. Sure, he keeps the money, but he still has to sweep the incident under the rug...
More than likely sent those thugs after Hershel when he started investigating.
Pocketed a large sum of money from a large corporation by selling the technology behind the machine’s power source.
After recovering from his injuries, he used his fortune to climb the political ladder. Um... How does an apartment-block scientist, with no mentioned political background, go on to become Prime Minister? I feel more inclined to believe the concept of time travel in this game
He so obviously finds Dimitri “Dr Alain Stanguhn” familiar at the time machine presentation?
The crowd seems to like his speech, suggesting he’s an impressive orator. Adds some credibility to how this guy got into power.
Has a huge ego
The Prime Minister of England gets kidnapped and no one even sees it. Why was that never explained? Where did he and Dimitri go?
He has a wife, Caroline. She faints... but I think she’s alive by the end of it.
Spends the majority of the game sleeping until he’s saved by Layton and Co. (He doesn’t even thank them.)
“You do know how to drive, don’t you?” How the heck does Layton keep his cool with him in the car -? “What’s this? We’re going back?!”
Claire saves him because she’s a good person and didn’t deserve this. Bill doesn’t recognise her, let alone thank her.
He blames ‘that criminal’ Clive for everything. He doesn’t take any part in the blame for the cause of Clive’s revenge plan. Chelmey sticks it to him at the end. Emmy doesn’t like him in Spectre’s Call. (I wonder if her uncle knows Bill Hawks...)
Bill Hawks has brought so much hilarity to the fandom, so we can thank him for that alone.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jason Todd/Slade Wilson, Stephanie Brown & Jason Todd Characters: Jason Todd, Slade Wilson, Stephanie Brown Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Humor Series: Part 1 of shall i compare thee to a may day crashing on a mountain top? Summary:
The problem with Gotham — well, okay, there are a few problems with Gotham, and Jason has had to deal with most of them. But the problem, right now, with Gotham was that sometimes you’d run into someone who seemed like they weren’t an ancient powerful magical being, and your boyfriend makes some sarcastic remark about how dangerous Gotham is and that Jason needs a guardian angel, clearly, to keep him safe, and apparently someone who is, actually, an ancient powerful magical being is also a loyal Gothamite, and well. Suddenly your boyfriend is a biblically accurate angel.
this literally feels like i never fucking left tumblr. back to my normal habits LMFAO