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Mini Fanfic #756: NO. (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

2:12 p.m. at Smash Mansion's Living Room.......

TV Screen: (Metallix is Shown Beating the Ever Living Crap Out of Yoshi on Screen)

Luigi/Daisy: (Eyes and Mouth Widened in Complete Shock and Horror at They Are Witnessing) ......................................

Yoshi: (Eyes Widened at the Screen While Sitting in the Middle of the Sofa with his Parents) .......................Huh. You know what? (Simply Nodded) I think I can take him.

Daisy: ('GASPS') (Immediately Pulls Yoshi into a Tight, Motherly Hug) THE HELL YOU ARE, MISTER!! There is NO WAY we're letting you fight that monster!!

Yoshi: What!? But mom-

Luigi: ('Sigh') No, son. Your mother is right. We just saw that poor Yoshi getting brutally pulverized by...uhh..(Takes a Look at the TV Screen Again Before Turning Back to Yoshi) Is that really Metal Sonic or.....?

Yoshi: I think people calls him Metallix? I dunno....(Smiles a Little) Looks rad though.

Luigi: Regardless, we're still not letting you anywhere near him, young man.

Daisy: (Simply Nodded) That's. Right.

Yoshi: Guys, c'mon. We've fought a lot of robots before.

Daisy: Yeah, but not as brutal as.... Whatever the heck that robot supposed to be!!

Samus: (Make Her Way to the Living) Hey, losers. Whatcha doing?

Luigi: (Turns to Samus) Hey, Samus. We were watching TV, but now we're trying to convince our son here not to fight a crazy, murderous robot on screen.

Samus: (Raised an Eyebrow in Confusion) A crazy, murderous what now? (Turns to the TV Screen in Front of Her)

TV Screen: (Metallix still pulverizing Yoshi in a brutally fashion on screen.)

Samus: (Eyes Widened at the TV Screen in Complete Shock) ..............Oh hell no. (Turns to Yoshi) You are NOT fighting that heap of metal.

Yoshi: (Couldn't Believe What He's Hearing) You too, Momma Samus!?

Samus: Yes. Me too. I mean, seriously, have you not seen what that thing is doing to that poor Yoshi?

Yoshi: Okay, sure. Seeing him pummeling Yoshi to a pulp like that was scary and all, but with enough training, I could-

Samus: Doesn't matter. That robot obviously wasn't pulling any punches. He could annihilate you within seconds in the worst way possible and we don't want that for you. (Kiss the Top of Yoshi's Head)

Yoshi: ('Sigh') I know. But-

Cloud: (Made his Way to the Living Room with Tifa Alongside Him) What are you guys doing?

Tifa: Is everything okay?

Daisy: (Sighs While Still Hugging Yoshi Protectively) Yeah. We're just trying to convince our son here not to fight against a crazy ass robot on screen.

Cloud: (Raised an Eyebrow in a Confusion) Crazy ass Robot?

Tifa: (Turns to the TV Screen Along With Cloud) How crazy are we- ('GASPS')

TV Screen: (Still showing Metallix annihilating Yoshi in a Brutal One-on-One Fight)

Tifa: (Already Covering Her Mouth in Complete and Genuine Shock) Oh my god......(Turns to Yoshi) Yoshi, you can't fight him alone. He'll kill you!

Daisy: That's what we've been saying!!

Yoshi: I still think you guys are overreacting. I-I mean, what if he has a weak spot that can be exploit?

Cloud: (Still Looking at the TV Screen) It's possible. (Turns Back to Yoshi and the Others) But even still, that Sonic robot looks like it's gonna be really difficult to beat.

Yoshi: B-

Cloud: Even with the amount of training you can handle.

Luigi: You see what we're saying here, son. We don't want you to get hurt by this...Uhh.....(Turns Back to the TV Screen) Metal...lix or whatever?

Daisy: Metal Sonic, Metallix, who gives a crap!? There is NO WAY I'm letting him lay a metal finger on my baby!

Samus: Or any of our kids.

Tifa: (Simply Nodded) Mmhmm.

Dedede: (Made his Way to the Living with a Doggy Bag) Hey, y'all. I'm back with burgers and fries.

Yoshi: Oh thank god you're here, Uncle Dedede. Could you please tell everyone that fighting that Metal Sonic wannabe on the screen is not that big of a deal?

Dedede: (Raised an Eyebrow in Confusion) "Metal Sonic wannabe"? (Turns at the TV Screen) Boy, what you talking ab-

TV Screen: (Still Shows Metallix Brutally Beating Up an Already Injured Yoshi)

Dedede: (Eyes Widened and Jaw Dropped on the Floor at What is on the Screen)

Yoshi: I......Take you're not gonna let me fight me either, are you?

Dedede: (Slowly Turns his Head to Yoshi) BOY, I WOULD RATHER DO A MILLION PUSH-UPS ON LIVE NATIONAL TELV THAN EVER LETTING YOU FIGHT THAT CRAZY ASS HEAP OF METAL!!!!

Yoshi: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) Oh God....(Suddenly Starts Noticing Something on TV Before Pointing at It) Hey-ey-ey! You guys, look! Other me is getting back up from the fight!! I think he's gonna win this-

'SMASH'

Everyone (Except Cloud): (Starts Flinching in Fear at What is Happening on Screen) OH!!

Dedede: Hot DAMN!!!!

Cloud: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock) Jesus........

Yoshi: (Eyes Widened in Complete Fear) Okay. I'm starting to see why you guys don't want me to fight that guy anytime soon......But I mean.....(Slowly Starts Shrugging) at least he looks cool, right?

Luigi/Daisy: Yeah......

Samus: I guess so..........

Tifa: (Simply Nodded) Mmhmm.

Cloud: He does look cooler than the actual Metal Sonic. That's for sure.

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This is nearly 2 years old but I felt the need to post it now. Idk what my thoughts were when making this but ig Yuri isn’t included...Sorry, man. 

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Mini Fanfic #737: Binged Watching in April (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

7:34 p.m. at Smash Mansion's Living Room........

Daisy: (Looking at the Time of her Phone While Sitting on the Sofa, Under a Blanket With Luigi ) ('Sigh') What is taking those guys so long with the pizzas and snacks? I'm already starving here!

Luigi: (Shrugs) Not sure. We could've left with them earlier.

Daisy: Yeah. But......(Place her Head on Luigi's Shoulder and Begins to Snuggle Onto Him) I don't wanna miss a single moment of our precious cuddle time!~

Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly and Ticklishly by Daisy's Cuddles)

Samus: (Made her Way to the Living Room Sofa While Wearing a Mini Jacket, Leather Jacket, and a Blue Skirt) 'Sup, losers. Cuddling your hearts out already?

Daisy: (Turns to Samus While Hugging Luigi) Yeah. We're actually waiting on Dedede, Cloud, and Tifa to come back with pizza and snacks so we can start binge watching an anime called "Your Lie in April"

Luigi: It's about a girl helping a boy she met at school, gain more confidence to play the piano again. You wanna watch it with us, Samus?

Samus: Sounds fun, but I can't. Going on a date with Chun-Li tonight.

Daisy: Ah. (Puts on a Teasing Smirk on her Face) So that's why you gotten yourself pretty tonight~

Luigi: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)

Samus: (Starts Blushing While Looking Away from the Couple) S-Shut up.

Dedede: (Happily Walks into the Living Room While Holding Up Two Boxes if Pizzas) Load and behold, y'all!! We're back home with pizza!

Cloud: (Holds up Two Grocery Bags in a Bored like Manner) And snacks.

Tifa: (Smiles Brightly While Holding Up Two Bottles of 2 Litter Sodas) And beverages!~

Daisy: Took you guys long enough. What happened?

Tifa: ('Sigh') Sorry. We would've been here sooner, but the lines at both the grocery store and the pizza place were ridiculously long.

Cloud: Doesn't help the fact that a certain king tried to sneak his hand inside one of the pizza boxes for a bite.

Dedede: (Glares at Cloud) Boy, don't even start. Y'all know how hungry I get in a short period of time.

Tifa: (Turns to Dedede) We gave you chips earlier.

Dedede: I uh.....(Starts Looking Away From Tifa While Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Kinda swallow the bag whole.

Tifa: (Sighs Once More While Facepalming Herself) Dedede.......

Cloud: (Rolled his Eyes) Not surprised in the slightest.......

Samus: As much as I would love to stay and chat about the king's dumb eating habits......

Dedede: Hey!

Samus: I got a gorgeous lady to met.

Tifa: (Immediately Gets Excited) Ooh! You and Ms. Chun-Li are going on an another date tonight?~ Give me every details about it once you come back home tonight, 'kay?~

Samus: (Chuckles Lightly While Ruffling the top of Tifa's Hair) Will do, kiddo. You guys have fun with binge watching some piano related anime. (Walks Aways from the Group) Peace.

Luigi/Dedede: (Waves Goodbye to Samus) Bye, Samus/Girl!

Cloud: Later.

Tifa: Have fun!~

Daisy: (Went Back to Smirking Teasingly) Don't stay out too late doing you know what, young lady~ (Giggles Softly)

Samus: (Keeps Walking and Making her Way to the Door While Pointing a Middle Finger at Daisy)

'Door Close'

Daiay: ('Sighs Happily') That girl is too easy to tease sometimes......NOW WHO'S READY FOR SOME YOUR LIE IN APRIL!?

Tifa: (Pumps her Fist up into the Air) WOO!

Dedede: (Pumps his Fists Up into the Air as Well) I'M ALL HUNGRY AND READY!!

Cloud: (Simply Shrugs) Meh.

Tifa: (Giggles Softly While Bringing Cloud's Hand Up into the Air as Well) It's Cloud's cute way of saying he's ready too~

Luigi: (Takes a Look at Something on his Tablet) Daisy, are you sure we're ready to watch the whole show? It says here that it's one of the saddest anime of all time.

Daisy: Ah don't worry, sweetie. We've seen sadder stuff before. What's the worst this show is gonna give us?

Few Hours Later.......

Samus: (Makes her Way to the Living Room With her Girlfriend) I'm home! Chun-Li's here too.

Chun-Li: (Happily Waves Hello to Everyone) Hel- (Eyes Widened at What is in Front of her and Samus) -lo?

Samus: (Eyes Widened as Well) The hell?

TV Screen: (Plays Wacci by Kiraneki) Tsunaideitai te wa kimi no mono datta yo......

Everyone in the room is already crying each of their eyes out.

Daisy/Luigi: (Cries Loudly While Hugging Each Other Tightly) WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Daisy: LUIGIIIIIII!!

Luigi: ('Sniff') Y-Y-Yes, dear?

Daisy: ('Sniff') N-No matter.....('Sniff') What happens.....('Sniff') I'll ALWAYS love you!~

Luigi: ('Sniff') O-Oh Daisy~ ('Sniff') I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Continues Crying with Daisy)

Tifa: (Tears Already Falling Down on her Face) Oh my gosh......('Sniff') This has to be the most beautifully tragic thing I've ever seen on TV.....('Sniff')

Cloud: ('Sniff')

Tifa: (Turns to Cloud) Cloud? ('Sniff') Honey, what's wrong? ('Sniff') Are you crying too?

Cloud: N-No. ('Sniff') I-I just.....('Sniff') (Starts Wiping the Tears Away) Got something in my eye.....('Sniff') it's all.....

Tifa: (Heart Begins to Break at the Sight of her Boyfriend in Tears) Oh Cloud.....(Pulls Cloud into a Loving Hug) It's okay....('Sniff') I'm right here. You don't need to hold it in any longer. I promise.

Cloud: ('Sniff') Please don't leave me......

Tifa: I won't leave you, Cloud! I promise! (Finally Begins to Cry Softly While Holding Onto to Cloud)

Dedede: (Cries Loudly While Being on his Knees) AHHHHAAHAAHAAAAAAAH!!! WHYYYYYYY! WHY IT HAS TO END THAT WAY, LADY PALUTENA!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!?

Meanwhile in Palutena and Bayonetta's Room........

Palutena: (Starts Looking Around the Room a bit Curious While in her Bed with Bayonetta Together)

Bayonetta: (Kiss Palutena on the Cheek) Something wrong, dear?

Palutena: Not sure.....I could've sworn I heard Dedede calling out my name just now.

Bayonetta: Really? Wanna find out what's going on?

Palutena: (Simply Shrugs) Nah. It's probably nothing.

Bayonetta: (Puts on a Seductive Smirk on her Face) In that case~ (Went Back to Kissing her Goddess on the Lips)

Back at the Living Room........

Samus: (Still Couldn't Believe What She's Seeing in Front of Her) Honestly. I've been gone for hours and these fools are already crying their eyes out over some anime? ('Sigh') Can't you believe this, Chun-Li?...... Chun-Li?

Chun-Li: (Already in Tears While Trying her Hardest Not to Burst Out Crying) ('Sniff').........

Samus: (Immediately Gets Surprised Once She Sees her Girlfriend Crying) W-Woah! Babe! (Gently Place her Hands onto Chun-Li's Shoulders) W-What's wrong? Why are you crying?

Chun-Li: ('Sniff') Gomenasai......('Sniff') It's just that.....('Sniff') Your Lie in April........('Sniff') Li-Fen and I watched it last year.....('Sniff') It was so sad......(Hugs Samus Lovingly While Crying Softly into her Embrace)

Samus: (Hugs Chun-Li Back) Good Lord...... (Slowly Turns to the TV Screen) (Is the show really that depressing?)

Chun-Li: Sammy! ('Sniff')

Samus: (Quickly Turns Back to Chun-Li) Yeah, babe? What's wrong?

Chun-Li: ('Sniff') C-Can.....('Sniff') We.....('Sniff') Watch the show together at my place sometime.....('Sniff') You, me....('Sniff') And Li-Fen.....('Sniff') Please?.....('Sniff')

Samus; Sure thing. (Kiss the Top of Chun-Li's Forehead Before Hugging her Again) We can watch it anytime you want, 'hon.

Chun-Li: ('Sniff') Thank you......('Sniff') I love you so much!~ (Continue Crying Softly Onto Samus' Arms)

Samus: (Sighs While Smiling a Little) I love you too, Chun-Li. So much~

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Mini Fanfic #526: Warning (RWBY)

Nora: (Glares at Qrow) Did you punched Oscar in the face when we were separated from one another?

Qrow: Kid, what are you-

Nora: (Shush Qrow and Glare at him Even Harder) Did you.....or did you not punched Oscar that day?

Qrow: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah.....I did....

Nora: Why?.....

Qrow: (Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) We.....found out some things..... involving Oz's past memories and everything.....It gotten to me to the point.....('Sigh') Actually punching him towards a nearby tree......

Nora: So.... basically.....(Begins Loosen up on the Glare and Begins to Frown a bit Sadly) All of this happened because you found out the truth about Ozpin?

Qrow: Pretty much.......

Nora: (Facepalms Slowly While Sighing a bit Heavily) Should've known......

Qrow: (Raised an Eyebrow in Confusion) What do you mean by that?

Nora: (Took a Deep Breath) Okay. So.....do you remember back when we were in Argus? When we were staying at Jaune's sister house and you walked out to some kind of bar or whatever?

Qrow: Yeah....

Nora: Well.....After Ruby told us almost everything that happened back in the train crash, we....didn't really take the news that well..... Jaune especially.....

Qrow: Did.... something really happened to you kids while I was gone?

Nora: ('Sigh') Jaune..... pinned Oscar against a wall....Which caused him to runaway.....

Qrow: Ah. (Remembered that Night in Argus Somewhat Clearly) So that's why you were looking for him that night?

Nora: Yeah....... B-B-But Jaune really did felt guilty throughout all of that and apologized. And now we're doing whatever we can to make things right with him.

Qrow: (Smiles a Little) That's good. I'm really glad you kids were able to work it out that day.

Nora: (Smiles Softly) Yeah.... I'm glad too.... I'm sure you and Oscar were able to work things out too, right?

Qrow: (Went Back to Frowning in Guilt Quickly While Looking Slightly Away)..............

Nora: (Raised an Eyebrow at Qrow) You were able to work things out with him, right?

Qrow: ('Sighs in Defeat') No.....We didn't.....In fact, I..... didn't even apologize to him.....

Nora: What?......I-I mean, I'm sure that.... maybe it's because you didn't have the chance to do so right?

Qrow: .......................

Nora: Right?!

Qrow: See.....The thing is...... I....was trying to avoid him and everything throughout Atlas.

Nora: You WHAT?! Why the hell would you do that to him?!

Qrow: ('Groans a Little') I never meant to do it, okay? It's just.....Every time I see him, I just..... can't help but to think of him as Oz, you know?

Nora: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT- (Immediately Pauses and Took a Deep Breath to Calm Herself Down) Okay. Look.....I get it, okay? About learning the truth...... Having people we thought we can trust only to find out they were hiding something this entire time..... Everything.....

Qrow: Kid......

Nora: And look, if you're mad at Ozpin for all of that, then that's on you. (Glares Back at Qrow More Intensely and Passionate Than Before) But don't you DARE try blaming Oscar for all this too! That boy has done nothing but does whatever he can to help all of us since day ONE! He already been through enough with Ironwood, he doesn't need dealing with anyone else's crap right now! Especially YOURS!!!

'Silence'

Qrow: (Taken Back By Nora's Outburst) You..... really care about him, don't you?

Nora: (Frowns a Little) Of course I care about him, Qrow. He means so much to us. To me. We love him so much.

Qrow: ('Sigh') Yeah....I can see now.......Look, I promise I'll apologise to him. Not now...But definitely someday. You have my word.

Nora: ('Sigh') (Walks Away) I'll hold you to it.....(Stop Walking and Turn Back to Qrow) Oh and....One more thing.....

Qrow: Hm?

Nora: (Gives Qrow a Dead Serious Glare) If I ever see you lay your hands on my baby again, I will not hesitate to break your entire legs to million pieces. Do you understand me?

Qrow: (Eyes Widened in Shock and Surprise) Are you...... Threatening me?

Nora: Yeah.....I guess I am. I know you're Ruby and Yang's uncle and everything, but I don't take too kindly to anyone hurting the people I care about and Oscar is no exception.

Qrow: Yeah....I-I understand completely. I promise I'll never hurt him ever again. You have my word.

Nora: Again..... I'll hold you to it. (Walks Away) Thanks for the talk.

Qrow: Yeah......('Sighs Heavily') No problem......(Looks Down on the Floor) (Damnit, Qrow......Why do you always have to cause trouble for everything one?.... Especially those who suppose to be your allies.....)

Bonus

Oscar: Hey, Nora-

Nora: (Immediately Pulls Oscar into a Tight, Loving Hug) Ooooh I love you so so much.....

Oscar: Uhh, Nora....(Slowly but Surely Hugs Nora Back) Didn't you told me that already today?

Nora: I did....But I couldn't help it, you know? You're my baby boy, remember?

Oscar: (Smiles Sheepishly while Rolling his Eyes) I know, mom.....I love you too, by the way.

Nora: (Still Hugging Oscar) Thank youuuuu....

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Mini Fanfic #591: Something About Sonic.exe.....(Sonic)

Sonic: Sonic. what now?

Tails: Sonic.exe. It's this fan version of you everyone has been talking about for a while now. Only it's......dark.

Sonic: How dark are we talkin', bud?

Tails: Well, for starters, he caused chaos and mass destruction around Green Hill.

Sonic: ....How?

Tails: I'm not entirely sure myself, bit I'm guessing it has something to do with some evil energy, since you do look like you were possessed.

Tails: Sonic.exe Sprite.jpg

Sonic: Wow..... That's creepy.

Tails: That's not even the disturbing part. Cause after that, he went on a slow, creepy murder spree.

Sonic: HE WHAT?!!! (‘◉⌓◉’)

Tails: That version of you is murderer, Sonic. He killed me, then Knuckles, and after that Eggman.

Sonic: HE EVEN GOT EGGMAN?!!!!

Tails: Yeah. And then afterwards, the screen shows all three of us in a damage state. It was pretty scary.....And from what I heard, there's supposed to be more after that.

Sonic: Okay. Tails, I don't want you to watch something like that anymore. The last thing I ever want for you is to get yourself a nightmare. You understand?

Tails: Yeah. I think it's for the best. I don't I'm capable to stomach through the continuation of that madness.

Sonic: Well, lucky for u, your big brother here just figured out a way to get away from that nightmare fuel. We're goin' to Smash Town today!

Tails: Neat. Can we bring Amy along?

Sonic: Sure thing! I was already planning on asking her anyways lol.

Tails: Awesome. So what time do you want us to go there?

Sonic: 1:00ish. Ames and I are gonna come by your house to pick you up. So get ready by then, okay?

Tails: You got it. Oh and Sonic?

Sonic: Yeah, bud?

Tails: I just wanted to let you know that you are NOTHING compared to that monster version of you. I know for a fact that you would never hurt anyone maliciously like that. You're a good and free spirited person who cares people's well being and does whatever you can to help them. And I am so happy and honored to have a best friend and older brother like you in my life.

Sonic: Buddy...... You're always making me tear up here....•́ ‿ ,•̀

Tails: Sorry, but it's the honest truth lol. You mean a whole lot me and I love you so much. (•‿•)

Sonic: I love you too, Lil' bro. Thank you so much for being there for me throughout the years. As well as being my inspiration.

Tails: You really mean that?

Sonic: Yeah, man! I learned quite a lot whenever I'm with you. You inspire me to better myself everyday.

Tails: Great. Now you're making me cry! ಥ‿ಥ

Sonic: D'awww!~ I'm sorry, little buddy~ How 'bout I make it up for you with a big hug. Given by yours truly and Ms. Rose?

Tails: Sounds like a plan lol.

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