i mean you could but like only if you fancy drinking from his clothes.
bc listen, you're gonna ask him to hold your drink for while
and he suffers from an extreme case of fomo
so he's gonna be drawn to the dance floor like a moth to the light where his friends are dancing, and rejoicing
so he'd be like oh i can just hold this up and dance
he forgets two seconds into the dance floor that he is carrying someone else's drink and he spills it on his shirt.
so his first reaction when you come back for his drink is like, here open your mouth and try to wring his clothes into your mouth.
the solution of him just buying you another drink has to be whispered by someone else into his ears.
SOOBIN
yes you can.
but see, this is not the best option for your own fragile heart and dwindling self esteem.
because he will evade it
like super hard
you're gonna be like 'yO SOOBIN HOLD MY DRINK MY BRUDDA'
and he's gonna avoid eye contact like you're asking him about his car's battery warrant
it's too much pressure to hold someone's drink until they come, or whether they come or not
so he'd just rather not
and he will hardcore ignore you
and then smile at you like nothing happened
so save yourself the embarrassment lol
BEOMGYU
actually don't.
from the time you hand him your drink and turn your back onto him he's gonna turn to his friends sprouting bad prank ideas
'should i add water here?'
'motor oil, the edible kind?'
'vegetable oil is edible right? "
' beomgyu'
they will scream in unison bc a felony charge isn't on their schedule tonight
surprisingly, you come to beomgyu holding your drink alright without any tampering
OR YOU THOUGHT
once it comes into your hand you see a visibly plastic looking cockroach floating in it.
'haha beomgyu, very funny where did you find this.
' on the floor.'
TAEHYUN
yeah but like at what cost?
sure he can keep your drink out of danger but what about sanity?
you ask him to hold your drink for five minutes and the man's like okay give me 5 copies of your birth certificate, times new roman, double spaced and 10 passport pictures.
asks you of your allergies, how long will you leave for the bathroom, do you have any past ailment that has triggered this kind of reaction.
will he be considered an accomplice if something happened to you while in the bathroom bc he is holding your drink.
and all the other life altering questions you don't even think you told your therapist
so you take the drink and take it to the bathroom with yourself.
HUENING KAI
10/10 yes
i personally recommend this man for following reasons:
is super tall, he can hold you drink high so no one tamper your drink ie beomgyu
but con is that, even if a little small spider falls off the ceiling and into your drink you won't know.
but it's just an extra crunch yk
also he looks intimidating in the party's dark lighting so he can fend off people and protect your drink.
will not forget that he's holding your drink like yeonjun
or avoid you like a cold cunt like soobin
or ask questions like taehyun
he's perfect
he won't even mind if you come super late, he'd always have your drink safe and sound in his hands.
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