#yes brain

[bluedresskitty]

i used to resist (she used to have control) i used to say no (she used to be sensible) i used to be skeptical (she used to think critically) i used to be smart (she used to think)

i always comply (she's so docile) i always say yes (she has a yes brain) i always agree (she never questions) i always stay dumb (she can't think)

i am brainwashed (she is a perfect doll)

[digitalsymbiote]

My brain, every night recently:

[ne0nj]

{ I suppose I should point out that while his head appears thin in canon, the one here isn't. It has width and a back end where his neck begins and where his brain is. :) }

[destinationtoast]

Me: hey fellow fans! I made you some stats!

99% of people: omg thank you this is so great!

0.9% of people: um, excuse me, sorry to bother you, maybe I'm misunderstanding, but I think maybe I found an error?

0.1% of people: lol wtf look at this dumbass mistake what even!??

My brain: Wow, EVERYONE hates it

Me: lol okay, brain. I love that you suddenly forgot how to do stats now

[bluedresskitty]

CW: looping hypnotic language

🌀 repeat yes repeat 🌀

yes focus and submit yes

yes submit and relax yes

yes relax and obey yes

yes obey and drop yes

yes drop and agree yes

yes agree and sink yes

yes sink and comply yes

yes comply and focus yes

🌀 repeat yes repeat 🌀

[cherrychip96]

i really should be like, posting on here, but every time i post, i feel like someone is going to Get Me

[lettucechips]

Regravitify

[vaiyamagic]

Ugh.

So at 2 freaking 30 am, my CO2 detector starts beeping. I investigate. It starts screaming instead.

I grab my cat, her leash, my warm robe, open all the windows and sit outside. I google what you're supposed to do when the alarm goes off. Call 911. Okay, I do.

Fire dept shows up about 15-20 min later. Cat is freaking out. She wants to go inside. We're both freezing.

Fire dept walks around the apartment for a minute or so with little detector looking devices, then one asks if I have any AA batteries. And maybe some steel wool.

Turns out the old batteries had started corroding the detector. They fix it up, and go on their way.

Now I'm just waiting for my adrenaline to go away, and maybe for my anxiety to stop trying to ask, "well what if it wasn't just the battery, and now they're gone?"