#yes simon

[allthingssnowbaz]

There’s no warm place on him. If I dip my tongue into his mouth, it’ll be cold there, too. If I want Baz warm, I have to do it myself.

I’ll do it myself.

Jfyccjvkvb ohmygods holy fucking heaven

[lovelessinbrooklyn]

simon: hey fellas, is it gay for you and your boyfriend to have matching rings?

[solpoet]

I just want a ren faire elven boyfriend, is that to much to ask for?

[paradeoflaughter]

Do you ever have those random nights where your brain won't shut off, even though your body feels like five hundred pounds of exhausted?

Becky Albertalli, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

[simonsboyfriend]

baz: how much do you love me?

simon: *cradles baz's cheeks in his hands and looks deeply into his eyes*

simon: hella

[simonsboyfriend]

baz: how are you?

simon: how about you?

baz:

baz: what

baz: you didn't even answere me

[simonsboyfriend]

simon: *sighs* i love baz... so much... he's such an important part of my life... i wouldn't be the same without him... how can i convey that to him?

simon:

simon:

simon: *sends him horrible vampire puns* perfect

[simonsboyfriend]

simon: hey love what're you doing?

baz: oh I was-

simon: PLOTTING!! HA ! I KnEW iT!! !

baz:

simon:

simon: oh god, sorry

simon: force of habit