(week 26 of the song challenge was metal by gary newman)
Another heart-wrenching little look into Bea's time at the Arasaka Training Facility.
3/10/67
I don't know why I'm writing this stupid fucking thing but the shrink says it will help me adjust. I know you're all reading it though so fuck you Arasaka, fuck you and your stupid fucking gun.
5/25/67
My body hurts all over and I'm tired all the fucking time. This training schedule is hell. How am I supposed to get my schoolwork done with a broken wrist?
"It's just your left wrist and you're right-handed." Yeah sure but it fucking HURTS.
Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. I saw the blow coming from a mile away and should have rolled away but I tried to block.
8/20/67
Turned 15 today. I cried. I'm not supposed to cry. We're supposed to control our emotions. The shrink wants me to use this stupid journal to control my emotions. She said the next time I feel sad or hurt I need to write it down, remind myself it's meaningless, and go on with my day.
So.
My first birthday without my family. I'm really fucking sad.
But that's meaningless now.
9/13/67
My name is 082057.
My name is 082057.
My name is 082057.
My name is 082057.
I am not a nomad.
11/1/67
Yesterday was the best! They actually let us dress up and watch scary movies. I dressed as a cat because all I really had available was eyeliner and lipstick. We got to watch some of my favorite movies, real classics like Dawn of the Dead and Amityville Horror.
Tomorrow I have my session with the shrink though.
11/2/67
My name is 082057.
I exist in service to the Arasaka Corporation.
My name is 082057.
I exist in service to the Arasaka Corporation.
My name
12/15/67
I can't say how I'm feeling or else the shrink will put me in that fuckin' box again so I'll say this to you fucks: Raykh zol er zayn un hobn tsvey oytos. Eyn oyto zol loyfn khapn far im a dokter, un der tsveyter zol loyfn moydie tsu zayn, az s’iz shoyn nokh alemen.
2/14/68
I've never kissed anyone before. Other girls got letters from their family. They shared some of their chocolate with me.
The shrink says I'm doing really well. I'm excelling in my studies and I've had the top score in our drills for the past three weeks. I've been really able to focus since I learned how to just be 082057. Life is just so much fuckin' simpler like this, y'know?
8/20/68
I turn 16 today! I got to pick out my first piece of cyberware. I got these little thingies on my temples that work with my Kiroshis so I can filter out excess visual stimuli so I can like see the fuckin' bullets flying at me. The shrink says I'm showing real promise and that I might get into the ninja academy. Okay, that sounds stupid but I don't know the proper name. I could train to be in the royal guard or whatever they call it!
082057 signing off.
7/06/69
Today was
I have to get my emotions under control. I have to. No excuses. No. Excuses.
Your name is 082057. You exist in service to the Arasaka Corporation. That's it.
8/20/69
There was so much blood.
I think I liked it.
12/23/69
I took my first life. I remembered my name.
I need to take my second life.
I need to forget.
I have to forget.
3/18/70
Got to go on a real mission today. It was exhilarating! The line between where the gun ended and I began didn't exist. I was the only weapon on the field. Everything just faded around me once I got my eye on my quarry. My body, mind, and my fuckin' soul were just there to kill. I'd never felt so fulfilled, so clear about my purpose. Who I am. Who I am supposed to be. It felt good.
Shrink says I've just about graduated. For my birthday this year I'll get to pick my own final cyberware install. Got my eye on this thing called FlexxSys that sounds cool.
5/20/2071
Before I get to leave, shrink says I have to pass one final test and write out all my thoughts here. She came to my room and handed me a package. She told me to wait until 8 PM to open it. It's 8:01.
First item: Ha, my HJKE Yukimura. I used to hate this thing considering it was what got me here in the first place. But now, I don't know what I'd do without it.
Second item: Oof, the very first ID photo they took of me. I'm scowling and my hair is a mess. Behind the little gray curtain there were two dudes behind me. One was holding my arms behind my back and the other was holding my legs up. I liked to play ragdoll when they were trying to get me to do something I didn't wanna do.
Third item: A scrap of red tartan fabric.
I know what this is. What it's supposed to be. I had a blanket just like this and I'd lay out on the dirt staring up at the stars. But I'm not a nomad. I mean what kind of life is that? It's just sad honestly. Arasaka has shown me what a good life it is when you know your purpose, know who you're supposed to be.
I'm not a nomad. I'm 082052 and I live in service of the Arasaka Corporation.
Fourth item: It's
You almost got me! But I know better now. It's a photo of my parents and me, I think it was right before I left. I'm smiling but you can see it in my eyes, I'm not happy. Living out in the desert on the move constantly isn't any kind of life for a kid.
It's not the kind of life I want. I want to kill.
I don't think I'd said that outright before. Yeah, I want to kill. It's what I'm good at. It's what I feel good doing. The mastery over pain, over emotion, over my body, and my mind it's everything to me.
My name is 082057. I live in service of the Arasaka Corporation.
Round 1:
1. Because vs Paperback Writer
2. Yer Blues vs You Like Me Too Much
3. I've Got a Feeling vs Love You To
4. Baby's In Black vs The Inner Light
5. Drive My Car vs I Need You
6. Eleanor Rigby vs She Said She Said
7. When I'm Sixty-Four vs Fixing a Hole
8. The Ballad of John and Yoko vs Come Together
9. I Me Mine vs Girl
10. She's Leaving Home vs Got to Get You Into My Life
11. Mean Mr. Mustard vs Sun King
12. Hey Bulldog vs Carry That Weight
13. Ticket to Ride vs Hold Me Tight
14. Michelle vs You Can't Do That
15. Blackbird vs Revolution 1
16. Wild Honey Pie vs Any Time At All
17. When I Get Home vs. Things We Said Today
18. The End vs Please Please Me
19. All I've Got to Do vs Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
20. Hey Jude vs I Feel Fine
21. Her Majesty vs Misery
22. All Together Now vs Don't Bother Me
23. Dear Prudence vs Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Reprise
24. She's a Woman vs Sexy Sadie
25. Honey Pie vs Glass Onion
26. Help! vs Day Tripper
27. Let It Be vs Don't Let Me Down
28. Penny Lane vs I Wanna Hold Your Hand
29. Within You Without You vs No Reply
30. Hello, Goodbye vs Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
31. I Wanna Be Your Man vs I'm Down
32. Not a Second Time vs Good Night
33. Getting Better vs She Came In Through the Bathroom Window
34. Something vs It's Only Love
35. Baby You're a Rich Man vs The Night Before
36. And Your Bird Can Sing vs Tell Me Why
37. Love Me Do vs All You Need Is Love
38. Tell Me What You See vs I'll Follow the Sun
39. Run for Your Life vs I Call Your Name
40. Dr. Robert vs Every Little Thing
41. Taxman vs I've Just Seen a Face
42. Birthday vs Octopus's Garden
43. Cry Baby Cry vs Maxwell's Silver Hammer
44. Rain vs From Me to You
45. Think for Yourself vs I'm Happy Just to Dance with You
46. This Boy vs All My Loving
47. I Want You (She's So Heavy) vs Yes It Is
48. Piggies vs Polythene Pam
49. I Don't Want to Spoil the Party vs Oh! Darling
50. Tomorrow Never Knows vs Ask Me Why
51. I'll Get You vs Revolution
52. Can't Buy Me Love vs Magical Mystery Tour
53. Only a Northern Song vs Martha My Dear
54. Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds vs With a Little Help from My Friends
55. I Will vs I'm Looking Through You
56. While My Guitar Gently Weeps vs I'll Cry Instead
57. If I Needed Someone vs Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
58. I Am the Walrus vs For No One
59. Eight Days a Week vs Back In the USSR
60. Another Girl vs The Word
61. Rocky Raccoon vs Don't Pass Me By
62. Blue Jay Way vs Little Child
63. PS I Love You vs Your Mother Should Know
64. Two of Us vs I Should Have Known Better
BUYS
65. I'm Only Sleeping
66. In My Life
67. I'll Be Back
68. Helter Skelter
69. Good Day Sunshine
70. You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
71. Revolution 9
72. Lady Madonna
73. Mother Nature's Son
74. Happiness Is a Warm Gun
75. Julia
76. Here, There and Everywhere
77. It's All Too Much
78. For You Blue
79. You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
80. The Fool On the Hill
81. What Goes On
82. Across the Universe
83. The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
84. Flying
85. Here Comes the Sun
86. I'm So Tire
87. Yesterday
88. Savoy Truffle
89. Yellow Submarine
90. Dig It
91. Lovely Rite
92. Strawberry Fields Forever
93. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
94. I'm a Loser
95. I Want to Tell You
96. A Day In the Life
97. You Never Give Me Your Money
98. We Can Work It Out
99. Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey
100. Get Back
101. And I Love Her
102. There's a Place
103. Old Brown Shoe
104. One After 909
105. I Saw Her Standing There
106. If I Fell
107. It Won't Be Long
108. A Hard Day's Night
109. Golden Slumbers
110. Good Morning Good Morning
111. Wait
112. What You're Doing
113. Why Don't We Do It In the Road
114. Nowhere Man
115. Long, Long, Long
116. You're Going to Lose That Girl
117. Do You Want to Know a Secret?
118. You Won't See Me
119. The Long and Winding Road
120. She Loves You
121. Dig a Pony
122. Thank You Girl
10. "I like that you make me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt."
11. "You are being extra sweet today."
12. "Oh, look at you!"
13. "Your eyes are so pretty."
14. "I'm really happy that you're here with me."
15. "Thank you for staying with me."
16. "I don't think I've ever loved someone this much before."
17. "I feel like I'm in the clouds when I'm with you."
18. "You're like my hero/heroine."
19. "I'm gonna tickle you if you don't come over here."
20. "My, oh my. You are such a beautiful creature."
@drink-it-write-it
21. "Go with me?" "As long as you hold my hand."
22. "Is there a reason you're blushing like that?"
23. "Have you seen my hoodie?" "Nooooo..." "You're wearing it, aren't you?"
24. "OH you're jealous!"
25. "Can we stay like this forever?"
26. "Please just kiss me already."
27. "I think you might be my soulmate."
28. "Sleep over? Please?"
29. "Are we on a date right now?"
30. "I think I'm in love with you."
31. "Are you flirting with me?" "You finally noticed?"
32. "Am I your lockscreen?" "You weren't supposed to see that."
33. "I wish we could live together already."
34. "They're so cute when they're asleep."
35. "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're beautiful."
36. "Quit touching me, your feet are cold!"
37. "Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!"
38. "Give me attention."
39. "You met me yesterday." "Yes, and I would die for you. Next question."
40. "She's hiding behind the sofa."
41. "Did you just hiss at me?"
@wishiwasanavenger-archive
42. "Have you kissed anyone before?"
43. "Can I kiss you?"
44. "You're not hurting me, you're not heavy. I've got you, love.”
45. "I look at them and I just... it's like when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes."
46. "I don't... I've never... been in a relationship before and I'm going to make mistakes... I just need you to tell me. I need you to talk to me."
47. "You didn't tell me your friend was cute! Now what am I going to do?"
48. "You give me a reason to be better, to do better."
49. "God, you are so fucking cute."
50. "I love you, but I need you to go away because you're really bloody distracting and I have to pass this test tomorrow."
51. "Oh no... they're cute."
52. "I can't talk to cute people, okay? I don't know how to flirt!"
53. "God, I love your face."
54. "Don't look at me, I'm a mess!" "I love it when you're a mess!"
55. "Please do your homework for me...? Just one time." ... "I said one time, y'know... you didn't have to start studying. Not that I'm not proud or anything."
56. "I'm already home."
57. "Your comfort and happiness is more important to me than some stupid dinner."
58. "Stop moving! I'm going to have to start counting all over again!"
59. "I just thought that since you weren't feeling too good, this would help."
60. "I'm not kissing you in the rain! We'll catch our death!"
61. "Would it help if I stayed?"
62. "I apologise sincerely if my beautiful/handsome face has kept you up all night."
63. "God, you're pretty."
64. "Calm down, it's just a chocolate bar!"
65. "Please, tell me you brought a toothbrush?"
66. "You take the bed, you need it more than me."
67. "You're so warm!"
68. "You're freezing, Jesus!"
69. "You always look beautiful."
70. "Your hands are so small!"
71. "Sometimes I just want to cuddle, okay? Is that so bad?"
72. "Now I know where half my wardrobe went."
73. "Here, let me just–"
74. "You're really special to me."
75. "That tickles!"
76. "We only have one room left for the night..."
77. "Naps are life, okay?"
78. "I don't think I could love you anymore than I already do."
79. "I had the weirdest dream..."
80. "I got you a trophy, it's only plastic, but it's for being the best human I know."
81. "Someone keeps leaving love notes in my locker and I don't know if I should find it endearing or creepy..."
82. "I love your voice."
83. "Put me down! I can walk!"
84. "Can... can you come over?"
85. "You're the best."
86. "Can you please stop biting your lip, it's distracting."
87. "I thought you liked love songs!"
88. "I know you're not a fan of Valentine's day... I just thought that maybe I could change your mind..."
89. "You're my favourite know-it-all."
90. "That was the least romantic proposal in the entire history of proposals."
91. "I never knew you were a romantic at heart."
92. "I made it. For you. I know it's not the best, but..."
93. "Let me carry that."
94. "How do you know my favourite drink?" "I'm observant."
95. "We've known each other's for years and I don't think we've ever had a proper conversation."
96. "You're the clumsiest person I know, how did you survive past childhood?"
97. "It's always time for a milkshake."
98. "You know, humming the James Bond theme tune defeats the point of sneaking."
99. "I think your cat wants to kill me."
100. "Where have all my jumpers gone?"
101. "I don't get paid enough for this shit."
102. "Oh my God, I love you."
103. "I told you to bring a jacket."
@writings-of-a-hufflepuff
104. "Is that my shirt?" "You mean our shirt?"
105. "It's you, it always has been."
106. "You're everything I could've wanted and more."
107. "Kiss me."
108. "Home stopped being a place when you entered my life."
109. "You should probably go home." "But I'm already home."
110. "You're an idiot." "But you love me."
111. "I'd do anything for you."
112. "You took all the pillows so I'm using you as one."
113. "Stop moving and let me braid your hair."
114. "I'm so proud of you."
115. "You are my family."
116. "I'm right here."
117. "Can you just please hold me?"
118. "I'm pretty sure they're my soulmate."
119. "This reminded me of you."
120. "Your hair is really soft."
121. "Are you blushing?"
122. "Can I stay here tonight?"
123. "Because I love you."
124. "Make a wish!"
125. "I love seeing you smile."
126. "You're just a softie."
127. "You are crushing me right now."
128. "Darling I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen."
129. "Take my hand. Just trust me."
130. "You're the only thing that matters."
131. "Did you know that you talk in your sleep?"
132. "Hey, look at me. Focus on me, alright?"
133. "Why can't I get you out of my head?"
134. "Don't let go."
135. "Stay."
@blisfvll
136. "You smell really nice."
137. "If you steal the blanket, I'm going to put my cold feet on you."
138. "You're comfy."
139. "But I want to hear you sing."
140. "Don't get up – I'll do it."
141. "Care to give me a back scratch?"
142. "Your bed head is really cute."
143. "How about a kiss?"
144. "Uh oh, I know that look. What do you want?"
145. "Are you really flirting with me right now?"
146. "I like the way your hand fits in mine."
147. "You have something in your hair, umm... do you want me to get it out?"
148. "It's nice that your voice is the first thing I heard today."
149. "This movie is really scary, but you're into it so I'm trying not to cover my face the whole time but– WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"
150. "Wait, don't pull away... not yet."
151. "Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything."
152. "No, it's fine. I can wait until you're done talking to them."
153. "No, like... it's just, I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes."
154. "I've been trying to get ready for like an hour and an half because I know you're going to look so good and I need to try and match up."
155. "I wanted to say 'I love you' for the first time without stuttering, but that failed."
156. "We could order pizza and just stay like this all day."
157. "It's not a double date. We're just third and fourth wheeling."
158. "I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..."
@marauder-exe
159. "It's not funny!"
160. "That wasn't suppose to happen."
161. "Hurry back."
162. "I can't take you seriously."
163. "Problem solved."
164. "That was embarrassing."
165. "It's freezing in here."
@love-me-a-good-prompt
166. "I love you, baby."
167. "Hey, cutie."
168. "I promise to love you for the rest of my life."
169. "You're my world."
170. "I don't care if you're sick, catching a cold from kissing you is worth it."
171. "You are so perfect."
172. "Marry me?"
173. "You're the best part of me."
174. "Stay here with me. For the rest of our lives."
175. "I'm speechless, you're so beautiful!"
176. "Come here, I need to hug you."
177. "When everything's wrong, it's you that makes it right."
178. "You're the one."
@raggedy-dxctor
179. "Well, it's the thought that counts." "Wait, no, don't take my kisses away from me!"
180. "Oh, you've started stealing my socks now?"
181. "You owe me a kiss."
182. "How did you get in here?"
183. "That's not even fair."
184. "You promised me a cookie!"
185. "Ew, that is so sappy, I might vomit."
186. "You're not very intimidating."
187. "That was, by far, the stupidest thing you've ever done."
188. "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."
189. "Why the hell is there glitter everywhere?"
@whcczes
190. "I'll feel much better if you let me walk you home."
191. "Apparently, all our friends have a bet going that we end up together."
192. "You make me feel alive. For the first time ever, I feel like I can breathe."
@moanlightlust
193. "It's two in the morning and you want to cuddle?"
194. "You shine so bright it's intimidating. I love it."
195. "I'm here."
196. "What's your name again? Sorry, I just got that super weird feeling that we only see in movies, you know? Like, the whole world stopped turning and all I could see was you."
197. "I was born to be yours."
198. "Isn't it a bit too cliché?"
199. "So, you're just kissing strangers for no apparent reasons?"
200. "You'll always be my favourite person."
201. "You're making it weird, stop making it weird."
202. "There's nothing I love more than running back into your arms."
203. "I'm yours. Forever."
204. "You always know how to cheer me up."
205. "I... I lost the ring."
206. "Will you be mine?"
207. "Darling, you look perfect tonight."
208. "You saved my life."
209. "Don't give me that look. No... NO! I said no puppy dog eyes! You know I can't resist them! Argh, fine!"
210. "I missed you and your bad puns and even your horrible cooking and the way you fit perfectly against my body when we cuddle. I just really missed you."
211. "We're a team, remember?"
212. "There's no place I'd rather be than by your side."
213. "Your smile brightens the whole room."
214. "I kinda adopted a puppy behind your back... don't be mad! Look at those cute fluffy paws!"
215. "You're burning up. Guess I need to activate my nurse mode."
216. "I love you. As in more than friends, more than best friends and more than super extra best friends."
217. "I love you just the way you are."
218. "We need to kick his ass, no questions asked. You in?"
219. "Hot chocolate and cuddles? Kisses?"
220. "You make me feel pretty."
221. "You'll always be my best girl."
222. "Never hide yourself from me."
223. "Babe! There's no toilet paper!"
224. "I'll never give up on you."
225. "Do you feel that shirt? That's boyfriend material."
226. "That prank went so wrong."
227. "Care to dance, my love?"
228. "AH! You're stuck with me!"
229. "You're too good to me."
230. "Is it that time of the month?"
231. "Can I braid your hair?"
232. "It's okay to have doubts, as long as you don't let them overwhelm you."
233. "Come here! I can't stand to be so far away from you!"
234. "I got you."
235. "I wanna fall asleep next to you every night and wake up every morning with you by my side."
236. "Stop, I need to finish this!"
237. "I just wanna binge watch The Office, but it's not the same without you."
238. "Because I care about you!"
239. "I just wanted to impress you."
240. "I love you even though your breath stinks right now."
241. "Did you just puke on me?"
242. "We should get drunk and do stupid things."
243. "I always know what you're thinking about, babe. You're like an open book!"
244. "Could you sing to me?"
245. "I, uh, could you... could you play with my hair, please?"
246. "Nooooo, don't leave! I'm cold!"
247. "I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me."
248. "A mistletoe? Really?"
249. "Will you join me, love?"
250. "I have feelings for you."
251. "You are the reason."
252. "Take my hand, I wanna show you something..."
253. "You have a lovely name."
254. "You're my everything."
255. "You do know a lot about my blushing schedule."
once again i spent hours of my life answering >5000 questions in order to sort almost all of the glee songs ever (there’s 683 songs in the sorter when there’s over 700 on the show) anyway if you wanna see my rankings for those then check it out <3 [also here’s the sorter!]
1 Being Alive
2 Rose's Turn
3 Baby, It's Cold Outside
4 Le Jazz Hot
5 Maybe This Time
6 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
7 Come What May
8 To Sir, With Love
9 As If We Never Said Goodbye
10 Valerie
11 Somewhere Only We Know
12 Cough Syrup
13 Teenage Dream
14 Not The Boy Next Door
15 It's Too Late
16 It's My Life / Confessions Part II
17 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer
18 When I Get You Alone
19 The Happening
20 The Boy Is Mine
21 Home
22 Don't You Want Me
23 How Will I Know
24 Bad Romance
25 Not While I'm Around
26 Scream
27 Shake It Out
28 On My Own
29 Hate On Me
30 Bills, Bills, Bills
31 4 Minutes
32 True Colors
33 There Are Worse Things I Could Do
34 Go Your Own Way
35 Jessie's Girl
36 Proud Mary
37 Tongue Tied
38 Last Christmas
39 Somebody Loves You
40 Back To Black
41 Sweet Transvestite
42 For Good
43 At The Ballet
44 Gloria
45 Blame It (On The Alcohol)
46 Like A Prayer
47 So Emotional
48 Misery
49 Nasty / Rhythm Nation
50 Toxic
51 Don't Speak
52 Born This Way
53 Dog Days Are Over
54 Defying Gravity
55 Last Name
56 Womanizer
57 I Will Always Love You
58 Broadway Baby
59 The Lady Is A Tramp
60 I'm A Slave 4 U
61 Centerfold / Hot In Herre
62 Thriller / Heads Will Roll
63 Bust Your Windows
64 Candyman
65 Brave
66 Boys / Boyfriend
67 The Scientist
68 The Scientist (Acapella)
69 Dream On
70 Hey Jude
71 I Lived
72 I'm Still Here
73 I Believe In A Thing Called Love
74 Me Against The Music
75 Like A Virgin
76 My Man
77 Everybody Wants To Rule The World
78 I Have Nothing
79 Blackbird
80 Got To Get You Into My Life
81 Animal
82 3
83 I Follow Rivers
84 Just The Way You Are
85 Constant Craving
86 Don't Stop Me Now
87 Hung Up
88 Let's Have A Kiki
89 Love Shack
90 Marry The Night
91 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another
92 It's Not Right, But It's Okay
93 I Want To Hold Your Hand
94 All You Need Is Love
95 Getting Married Today
96 Don't Rain On My Parade
97 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals)
98 We've Got Tonite
99 Smooth Criminal
100 Uptown Girl
101 Sway
102 If I Die Young
103 No One Is Alone
104 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
105 No Scrubs
106 Mamma Mia
107 Papa Don't Preach
108 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version)
109 Santa Baby
110 We Found Love
111 Roar
112 She's Not There
113 Spotlight
114 The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile
115 Some Nights
116 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You
117 You Make Me Feel So Young
118 You Keep Me Hangin' On
119 I'll Stand By You (Amber)
120 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move
121 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy
122 Funny Girl
123 Cold Hearted
124 Keep Holding On
125 Bye Bye Bye / I Want It That Way
126 I Know Where I've Been
127 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six)
128 Hopelessly Devoted To You
129 Homeward Bound / Home
130 Into The Groove
131 Hold On
132 Tell Him
133 Nutbush City Limits
134 Because You Loved Me
135 Perfect
136 Cherish / Cherish
137 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
138 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead
139 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life
140 Tik Tok
141 The Safety Dance
142 Oops!... I Did It Again
143 Run Joey Run
144 Time Warp
145 Something's Coming
146 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
147 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
148 Vogue
149 Downtown
150 Diva
151 Dancing With Myself
152 Rockstar
153 Wrecking Ball
154 We Are Young
155 I Saw Her Standing There
156 Jumpin', Jumpin'
157 Just Can't Get Enough
158 Take Me To Church
159 Wannabe
160 It's All Over
161 Take Me Home Tonight
162 If I Were A Boy
163 Landslide
164 Pompeii
165 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up
166 Christmas Wrapping
167 Buenos Aires
168 Call Me Maybe
169 You Can't Stop The Beat
170 Seasons Of Love
171 Safety Dance
172 Dream A Little Dream
173 Alfie
174 I Want To Break Free
175 Baby One More Time
176 A House Is Not A Home
177 Daydream Believer
178 I Don't Know How To Love Him
179 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio
180 Suddenly Seymour
181 People
182 Silly Love Songs
183 Love Song
184 Shout It Out Loud
185 Some People
186 One Of Us
187 Sing!
188 Up Up Up
189 Torn
190 Popular
191 This Is The New Year
192 Paradise By The Dashboard Light
193 Let It Snow
194 Let It Be
195 Never Can Say Goodbye
196 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me
197 La Isla Bonita
198 Tightrope
199 My Love Is Your Love
200 Love Is A Battlefield
201 Losing My Religion
202 Total Eclipse Of The Heart
203 This Time
204 I Dreamed A Dream
205 Leaving On A Jet Plane
206 Locked Out Of Heaven
207 Chandelier
208 Girl On Fire
209 Telephone
210 Don't Cry For Me Argentina
211 Human Nature
212 Halo / Walking On Sunshine
213 Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do
214 Make You Feel My Love
215 Stronger
216 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag
216 Pumpin' Blood
218 Papa Can You Hear Me?
219 Summer Nights
220 Sweet Caroline
221 Superstition
222 We Will Rock You
223 Alone
224 Hello, I Love You
225 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)
226 A Hard Day's Night
227 Mine
228 My Prerogative
229 Beauty School Drop Out
230 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
231 Extraordinary Merry Christmas
232 Every Breath You Take
233 Express Yourself
234 Everybody Talks
235 Everytime
236 Marry You
237 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash
238 My Favorite Things
239 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
240 River Deep, Mountain High
241 My Life Would Suck Without You
242 Be Okay
243 Applause
244 Cool
245 All I Want For Christmas Is You
246 American Boy
247 Cell Block Tango
248 Breakaway
249 Don't Dream It's Over
250 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself)
251 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night?
252 Without You
253 Science Fiction Double Feature
254 Loser Like Me
255 I Kissed A Girl
256 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
257 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams
258 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5)
259 Empire State Of Mind
260 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone
261 Take My Breath Away
262 You Get What You Give
263 Take On Me
264 Beautiful
265 It's Time
266 ABC
267 Afternoon Delight
268 Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl
269 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1)
270 Colorblind
271 Cool Kids
272 Dancing Queen
273 Songbird
274 Somebody That I Used To Know
275 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella
276 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty
277 Borderline / Open Your Heart
278 In My Life
279 I'm Still Standing
280 Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
281 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
282 Do They Know It's Christmas?
283 Mustang Sally
284 Pinball Wizard
285 Anything Could Happen
286 America
287 Any Way You Want It
288 Higher Ground
289 Flashdance... What A Feeling
290 My Life
291 Let It Go
292 If I Can't Have You
293 L-O-V-E
294 Closer
295 Addicted To Love
296 Heroes
297 A Boy Like That
298 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl
299 Holding Out For A Hero
300 Dinosaur
301 Disco Inferno
302 Party All The Time
303 Raise Your Glass
304 Push It
305 Lean On Me
306 Pure Imagination
307 Lovefool
308 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'
309 Americano / Dance Again
310 All Of Me
311 At Last
312 Promises, Promises
313 Hair / Crazy In Love
314 Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
315 Chasing Pavements
316 Don't You (Forget About Me)
317 Love Child
318 School's Out
319 Poker Face
320 Boogie Shoes
321 Bootylicious
322 I Love New York / New York, New York
323 One Less Bell To Answer
324 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours
325 Rehab
326 I Don't Want To Know
327 Shout
328 I'm The Greatest Star
329 I Love It
330 Never Say Never
331 Juke Box Hero
332 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
333 Glad You Came
334 For Once In My Life
335 Here Comes The Sun
336 Baby It's You
337 Drive My Car
338 Last Friday Night
339 Roots Before Branches
340 The Only Exception
341 Survivor / I Will Survive
342 All Or Nothing
343 Time After Time
344 You're The One That I Want
345 Yeah!
346 Starships
347 You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
348 Story Of My Life
349 Something
350 We Need A Little Christmas
351 Gold Digger
352 Beth
353 Fighter
354 Forget You
355 How To Be A Heartbreaker
356 Get Back
357 Love You Like A Love Song
358 There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place)
359 We Got The Beat
360 Make 'Em Laugh
361 Sing
362 U Can't Touch This
363 Try A Little Tenderness
364 Pony
365 On Our Way
366 Lucky Star
367 Loser
368 Over The Rainbow
369 Outcast
370 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind
371 What Makes You Beautiful
372 Will You Love Me Tomorrow / Head Over Feet
373 Wide Awake
374 Wishin' And Hoping
375 Yesterday
376 Out Here On My Own
377 You're All The World To Me
378 Somethin' Stupid
379 Someday We'll Be Together
380 River
381 The Longest Time
382 Somebody To Love
383 The Edge Of Glory
384 The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year
385 Lucky
386 Memory
387 Mary's Boy Child
388 Longest Time
389 My Dark Side
390 Taking Chances
391 The First Noël
392 Smile
393 Celebrity Skin
394 All That Jazz
395 A Thousand Years
396 Big Girls Don't Cry
397 Ain't No Way
398 Don't Sleep In The Subway
399 Doo Wop (That Thing)
400 Don't Stop
401 Uptight (Everything's Alright)
402 New York State Of Mind
403 Turning Tables
404 Vacation
405 Fire
406 Hold It Against Me
407 I've Gotta Be Me
408 Endless Love
409 Run The World (Girls)
410 Saving All My Love For You
411 Give Up The Funk
412 I Am Changing
413 I Melt With You
414 I Could Have Danced All Night
415 Fat Bottomed Girls
416 Hot For Teacher
417 Never Going Back Again
418 Imagine
419 Jolene
420 Arthur's Theme
421 Damn It, Janet
422 Control
423 Barracuda
424 Copacabana
425 Barely Breathing
426 I Look To You
427 Come Sail Away
428 Jump
429 Clarity
430 Friday I'm In Love
431 Jar Of Hearts
432 It's Not Unusual
433 Footloose
434 Here Comes Santa Claus
435 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy
436 Help!
437 Greased Lightning
438 Hell To The No
439 All Out Of Love
440 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
441 Candles
442 All By Myself
443 Hello Goodbye
444 It's A Man's Man's Man's World
445 I Say A Little Prayer
446 It Must Have Been Love
447 Just Give Me A Reason
448 Come See About Me
449 Born To Hand Jive
450 I Want To Know What Love Is
451 I Wish
452 I'll Remember
453 Get It Right
454 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life
455 I'll Stand By You (Cory)
456 Forever Young
457 A Change Would Do You Good
458 Smile (Charlie Chaplin song)
459 Best Day Of My Life
460 An Innocent Man
461 Dreams
462 All About That Bass
463 Home (originally by Michael Bublé)
464 Black Or White
465 Baby
466 Bad
467 Problem
468 Oh Chanukah
469 What Kind Of Fool
470 Wings
471 You're My Best Friend
472 You're All I Need To Get By
473 White Christmas
474 Whenever I Call You Friend
475 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
476 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)
477 Wedding Bell Blues
478 More Than A Feeling
479 More Than A Woman
480 Our Day Will Come
481 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
482 Here's To Us
483 Honesty
484 Hall Of Fame
485 It's All Coming Back To Me Now
486 Teach Your Children
487 Night Fever
488 What The World Needs Now
489 Listen
490 Let Me Love You
491 Live While We're Young
492 Light Up The World
493 Trouty Mouth
494 Werewolves Of London
495 Kiss
496 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
497 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)
498 Mickey
499 Mean
500 Mercy
501 Merry Christmas Darling
502 Let's Wait Awhile
503 Man In The Mirror
504 Rather Be
505 Rise
506 Good Vibrations
507 Faithfully
508 Firework
509 How Deep Is Your Love
510 Fix You
511 Fire And Rain
512 Give Your Heart A Break
513 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
514 Little Girls
515 Cry
516 Bust A Move
517 Bridge Over Troubled Water
518 Bring Him Home
519 Cheek To Cheek
520 Break Free
521 As Long As You're There
522 Big Ass Heart
523 Bitch
524 Bamboleo / Hero
525 Away In A Manger
526 Deck The Rooftop
527 Christmas Eve With You
528 Angels We Have Heard On High
529 Creep
530 Crush
531 Make No Mistake, She's Mine
532 Lose My Breath
533 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)
534 What I Did For Love
535 Wake Me Up
536 Thousand Miles
537 Take A Bow
538 Still Got Tonight
539 The Music Of The Night
540 Stereo Hearts
541 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
542 Take Me Or Leave Me
543 I'm The Only One
544 Isn't She Lovely
545 I Just Can't Stop Loving You
546 I'll Never Fall In Love Again
547 Unchained Melody
548 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
549 You Have More Friends Than You Know
550 You Should Be Dancing
551 I'm His Child
552 You Learn / You've Got A Friend
553 Somewhere
554 So Far Away
555 Uptown Funk
556 The Winner Takes It All
557 They Long To Be Close To You
558 Tonight
559 Being Good Isn't Good Enough
560 You May Be Right
561 To Love You More
562 Don't Wanna Lose You
563 Do You Hear What I Hear?
564 Ice Ice Baby
565 Don't Go Breaking My Heart
566 Don't Make Me Over
567 I Won't Give Up
568 I'll Be Home For Christmas
569 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
570 I Still Believe / Super Bass
571 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
572 I Want You Back
573 Father Figure
574 Everybody Hurts
574 Gangnam Style
576 We Are The Champions
577 Stayin' Alive
578 Superman
579 The Rose
580 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)
581 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly
582 Gives You Hell
583 I Love L.A.
584 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars
585 O Holy Night
586 Only The Good Die Young
587 One
588 Silent Night
589 Piano Man
590 Sexy And I Know It
591 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band
592 Pretending
593 Physical
594 Danny's Song
595 Stand
596 The Final Countdown
597 You Can't Always Get What You Want
598 You Are Woman, I Am Man
599 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
600 Your Song
601 Say
602 No Air
603 Need You Now
604 No Surrender
605 Piece Of My Heart
606 Thong Song
607 Blurred Lines
608 Another One Bites The Dust
609 I Was Here
610 Bella Notte
611 I Know What Boys Like
612 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
613 Glory Days
614 Friday
615 More Than Words
616 Waiting For A Girl Like You
617 Welcome Christmas
618 You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)
619 You Give Love A Bad Name
620 We Built This City
621 Whistle
622 Who Are You Now?
623 You And I / You And I
624 Take Care Of Yourself
625 Tell Me Something Good
626 The Rain In Spain
627 Can't Fight This Feeling
628 Jingle Bell Rock
629 In Your Eyes
630 Hello
631 Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
632 I Only Have Eyes For You
633 Jingle Bells
634 Joy To The World
635 I Wanna Sex You Up
636 Fight For Your Right (To Party)
637 Feliz Navidad
638 I'm So Excited
639 Uninvited
640 The Living Years
641 The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?)
642 O Christmas Tree
643 One Love (People Get Ready)
644 Ohio
645 Only Child
646 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
647 My Sharona
648 Dance The Night Away
649 Poison
650 My Cup
651 Not The End
652 What It Feels Like For A Girl
653 Listen To Your Heart
654 Little Drummer Boy
655 One Hand, One Heart
656 Bein' Green
657 Big Spender
658 Billionaire
659 Ben
660 Gimme More
661 Burning Up
662 Hey Ya!
663 Hey, Soul Sister
664 Baby Got Back
665 Blue Christmas
666 Bohemian Rhapsody
667 Far From Over
668 The Trolley Song
669 Starlight Express
670 Whip It
671 You're The Top
672 Red Solo Cup
673 Next To Me
674 Rolling In The Deep
675 Rainbow Connection
676 La Cucaracha
677 (You're) Having My Baby
678 A Little Less Conversation
679 Happy
680 Highway To Hell
681 Same Love
682 Rock Lobster
683 Girls Just Want To Have Fun
Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 6.55
Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 6.14
Mean song rating season 1: 5.72
Mean song rating season 2: 6.25
Mean song rating season 3: 6.04
Mean song rating season 4: 6.16
Mean song rating season 5: 6.11
Mean song rating season 6: 6.28
Songs rated: 702
[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by personalgarbagepile , illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by personalgarbagepile . 10 was assigned 22 times, 9 was assigned 80 times, 8 was assigned 163 times, 7 was assigned 101 times, 6 was assigned 69 times, 5 was assigned 82 times, 4 was assigned 51 times, 3 was assigned 54 times, 2 was assigned 53 times, 1 was assigned 27 times, and 0 songs were not rated.]
About the Project | Results Masterpost
Ranking:
1. (10) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)
2. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
3. (10) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade
4. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn
5. (10) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody
6. (10) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High
7. (10) - S2x09 - Valerie
8. (10) - S2x16 - Only Child
9. (10) - S2x22 - For Good
10. (10) - S3x03 - Spotlight
11. (10) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own
12. (10) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door
13. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light
14. (10) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches
15. (10) - S4x13 - Hung Up
16. (10) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life
17. (10) - S5x05 - On Our Way
18. (10) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
19. (10) - S5x13 - I Am Changing
20. (10) - S5x15 - Colorblind
21. (10) - S6x02 - Home
22. (10) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been
23. (9) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time
24. (9) - S1x07 - Hate On Me
25. (9) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me
26. (9) - S1x09 - Proud Mary
27. (9) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl
28. (9) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over
29. (9) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes
30. (9) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer
31. (9) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home
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What’s the 100 Days Companionship Event?
Day 1 - 3: here
Day 4 - 30: here
Day 31 - 50: here
Day 51
Learnt a new card magic trick and will leave you wide-eyed today. You coming?
Day 52
Instead of thinking about raising koi to change your fortune, why not buy a can of cola. As compared to nothing, at least my mood will be good.
Day 53
I have two tickets for an e-sports competition. It’s at 8pm. We’ll meet at the entrance of your place.
Day 54
The competition yesterday was pretty bad. I may as well have participated myself. Let’s not go for today’s competition. We’ll level up at home.
Day 55
Sign in. Come to think of it, you’re pretty amazing - you can come up with so many topics to talk about every day.
Day 56
I heard that you have plans to try jigsaw puzzles. I’ve sent you one with 30,000 pieces - it’s completely white. No need to thank me, and I wish you an early completion.
Day 57
The professor keeps complaining that his snacks go missing. Placing the snacks in a laboratory where people walk to and fro - he deserves it. Don’t you agree?
Day 58
I found the snacks thief - it’s a big fat crow. Whoa, it’s awfully sly.
Day 59
Jensen has been working hard on practising his rap. Today, I even heard a flow in his snoring, and recorded it. Want to hear?
Day 60
It’s the day of Frost’s Descent. Of course you have to eat marbled beef with me.
[Trivia] 霜降 (“shuang jiang”) translates to “Frost’s Descent”, which refers to the last solar term of autumn. Shaw’s use of “marbled beef” is a play on words because in Chinese, “marbled beef” is “霜降肥牛”!
Day 61
Even three-year-old children know that they have to wear more clothes when it’s cold. Looks like you’re only one-year-old.
Day 62
There’s a small stall on Westmoon Street selling Double Ninth cake. It’s tastier than those in other places. Come out quickly, I’ll take you to taste the delicacy.
Day 63
Head to the hotpot shop first. The Old Man wants me to meet some of his old colleagues. How troublesome. Remember to order a plate of tripe for me.
Day 64
You want to compete to see who can replicate the most number of animal sounds tomorrow? You’ll definitely lose.
Day 65
Fine, I lost… But why do you know how to imitate the sound of a hippopotamus?!
Day 66
Are you really angry today? In that case, if I wear a pompom hat next time, I’ll let you tie a knot too.
Day 67
That song you shared with me before - its orchestral arrangement is still passable, but its effects will be ten times better with the bass. I’ll record a section for you later.
Day 68 (Halloween)
Title: Costumes
This is what you called an incredibly amazing costume? Wait at home. I’ll show you what’s truly “incredibly amazing”.
Day 69
A performance without an audience is pretty fun too. It’d have been even better if someone were around to record it. I think you’re pretty suited for it.
Day 70
Today’s challenge: To sneak away under the eyes of the professor.
Day 71
I signed in late today, but you can’t blame me for oversleeping. It’s all because the sun didn’t appear and head to work today.
Day 72
Unlocked a new breakfast combo. Even though I don’t see a need for it, I can recommend it to you.
Day 73
There’s a bad ending to that drama you haven’t finished watching, so I’m giving you a heads-up. I wasn’t wrong when I said fairy tales weren’t believable, was I?
Day 74
Feels like you’ve been busy for several days. Want to sneak out to relax for a while?
Day 75
Realised that my phone battery is running low, and can’t slack off and send you messages anymore. How unlucky.
Day 76
I’ve been busy preparing for exams recently, but you can still send me messages at night as usual. At most, I’ll reply you the next day
Day 77
There’s a sports meet in school next week, and I’ve been dragged in to fill the numbers. Come watch if you have time.
Day 78
Let’s compete in a round of “flash sale” tonight. The loser will buy whatever’s in the other person’s shopping cart.
[Note] Shaw is talking about 秒杀 (“miao sha”), which directly translates to “seconds kill”. It’s a term used in online shopping where once popular items are placed on the Internet, dozens of them are immediately snatched up, sometimes in a single second.
Day 79 (Single’s Day)
The rain in November is pretty cold. I’ve decided to shower and sleep early today, so don’t disturb me after 12am.
Day 80
I can brush off how you added ginger ale to Cola the last time. But this time, what do you think you’re doing by adding indigo woad root?
[Note] Indigo woad root, also known as the root of Isatis tinctoria (板蓝根 - “ban lan gen”)is a traditional Chinese herb used for flu relief
Day 81
Horror techniques like inserting a jump scare in a comedic clip is too elementary. Next time, please come up with something new.
Day 82
Are you awake? Head out once you’ve signed in, or what I taught you about the skateboard will be completely forgotten.
Day 83
The graffiti wall I brought you to the last time has been torn down. I found a new unfinished building, and you can practice here.
Day 84
No one can be certain of the future. I can’t be bothered to think about it either. As long as you run in the direction you want to go, it’s enough.
Day 85
This semester’s elective course is almost over. There are some assignments I haven’t finished. If there’s anything, come to the library to find me.
Day 86
I don’t feel like writing anymore, and am prepared to head out for a stroll tomorrow. Give me two recommended locations from your collection of reviews.
Day 87
One principle applies to both ice-skating and skateboarding - you won’t learn it if you don’t fall a few times. In the worst case, I’ll catch you when you fall.
Day 88
Watched as someone failed to stick a straw in after three tries, and didn’t allow me to laugh out loud.
Day 89
That hook you hummed today was a little familiar. Did you watch the live performance of that very popular underground band recently?
Day 90
Call me along the next time you go to a Live. Relax, I’m on pretty good terms with the bassist from that band. I’m not going there for a surprise brawl.
Day 91
The Old Man’s a little sick, so I’m bringing him medicine. Since it’s along the way, I’ll bring the umbrella you left at my place to you.
Day 92
Didn’t expect you to grasp the move I taught you today so quickly. I’ll award you with a can of Cola.
Day 93
The punishment for today’s game are biscuits filled with mustard, and the person who loses will eat them. Do you have the guts?
Day 94
Have I been infected with your bad luck recently? Even the things I get in blind boxes are duplicates.
Day 95
Not just old antique shops - I can also find all the old game shops, old phonograph shops, and old appliances shops in Loveland City.
Day 96
Adam forgot to take the pot away the last time he had instant-boiled mutton hot pot in Live House. We could use it again today.
Day 97
Instead of believing in some “Mercury Retrograde”, why not come along with me to pray to Emperor Yang Gu, so he’ll save you from calamities.
Day 98
It’s become a habit to chat with you every day. If there are such challenges in the future, look for me too. Got it?
Day 99
It’s the second last day, and we’ll soon see the outcome of who has won this round. Are you sure you’ve been signing in every day?
Day 100
If there any other bets or challenges next time, I’m always ready and waiting.
1 “And I just want to ask one thing: What's this?” “No, NAME, we were just --“ “Undapants!”
2 “They want you to take the rolls!”
3 “Please pay at the register, honey. And tipping is not a city in China.”
4 “NAME, you're trying to seduce me.”
5 “No, I don't get hit by a bus.” “Why not?” “Because I use the crosswalks, I memorize the bus schedules, and if I've got a husband/wife like NAME, I ain't leavin' the house.”
6 “NAME, just face it, you're afraid to make a commitment.” “I'm not afraid to make a commit -- I've been with NAME for fifteen years!” “Ah, they've been good years.”
7 “Wait, is this you or NAME talking?” “He/She decided we're one person.”
8 “This is raw, hot, unfiltered passion, and that kiss opened the gates.” “There are no gates.” “Oh, there's gates.”
9 “You were one of those kids that enjoy getting spanked, weren't you?” “I always deserved it.”
10 “But I've never failed before.” “There's a first time for everything.” “That argument doesn't get you anywhere with him/her.”
11 “You're not my father/mother, NAME.” “If I were your father/mother, I'd spank you, NAME. Because that's what you deserve. A big spanking! Now take down your pants.
12 “How could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?” “It didn't take me the whole day.”
13 “It's us against him/her. Living on the edge, babe.” “I like when you call me babe.”
14 “Maybe I'm dreaming. Pinch me! ... Not on the butt.” “Sorry, it was just right there.”
15 “Gee, NAME, I'm looking around the room trying to see if anyone asked your opinion. I don't see anyone. Is anyone? No?”
16 “Did you hear how I referred to myself in the third person for emphasis?” “I thought that was a nice touch.” “NAME did too.”
17 “Finally someone understands my particular genuis.”
18 “First of all, there is a Whipped Magazine. I didn't subscribe; somehow they found me.”
19 “You know, you're a very sexy boy/girl, NAME.” “Really? I'm a sexy boy/girl. Thanks. I can't wait to tell NAME.”
20 “I'm in! Those idiots let me in.”
21 “Well I am shocked and dismayed.” “Well now you can't be both. You be shocked, I'll be dismayed.”
22 “Wear something of mine. What do you want, a jacket or a hat?” “A jacket. I'm very prone to hat head. Sometimes I get it without even wearing a hat.”
23 “So how was your weekend?” “Ah, one of the all time greats. I slept in, I watched TV, I played video games. And Sunday I took it easy.”
24 “I'm supposed to see other people. You're supposed to wait until I die.”
25 “This is so great. I wish NAME was here.”
Shawn
26 “Use a mirror, babe.”
27 “You know, NAME, NAME said something interesting before that got me thinking.” “Wait a minute. NAME got you thinking?” “He/She seemed well rested.”
28 “You listened to NAME.” “Oh my God, I listened to NAME.”
29 “I mean, NAME, you're much cooler than I am. At least I thought you were.” “Trust me, I am.”
30 “Hey, if I had things my way, NAME would walk in the day after the honeymoon and have the whole thing annulled.”
31 “You know, I'd give up on them but I don't think they'd notice.” “What?”
32 “He’s/She's your ex. Let me spell that for you, X.”
33 “Please get out and don't ever come back.”
34 “Yeah, so it's like you're a couple and we're a couple, and we're exactly the same except that --“ “You're married and we're happy.”
35 “Well what kind of stupid thing was it for you to care whether I put you back together again? What are you, Humpty Dumpty?”
36 “I hate myself.” “You're not alone.”
37 “NAME, his/her lover.” “Oh, very tasteful honey. Did you hear that, NAME?” “NAME, his/her lover.” “Oh, shut up Yoko.”
40 “You're thinking too much. Do what I do, don't think.”
41 “You sure that's three cheeses? Because I only see two. Where's the Gouda, pal?”
42 “Don't move. Maybe he/she doesn't see us.
43 “Oh, man, I gotta do something now. Think.” “You gotta think, NAME.” “Ow.” “Thinking cramp?” “Yeah.” “I get those, too.”
44 “Look, NAME, I've been doing some thinking. Ow!”
45 “We have to come up with a plan.” “You know that's so crazy it just may work.” “What may work?” “The plan.” “I didn't tell you what it was.” “That way they can't get it out of me.” “Get what out of you?” “Nice try.”
Topanga
46 “We've waited for this moment all our lives. What are you thinking?” “I can't believe NAME’s not here.” “I love you too.”
47 “NAME!” “Oh, no.” “Oh, don't you run away from me, you old goat.”
48 “NAME. My dear little butt-head. May I call you butt-head?” “Sure.”
49 “I don't want to offend any one and my family's feelings are the most important thing to me. But if she thought I was getting married in that freaking monstrosity, she must have been hitting the sauce.”
50 “Have you looked at him/her?” “Okay, so he’s/she's pretty, he’s/she's tall, he/she drives a new red convertible. Oh heck, I'd go out with him/her.”
51 “NAME, you transparent moron. If you sigh one more time, I'm going to give you something to sigh about.”
52 “You know I could take you.” “You don't want to dance with me, boy/girl.” “You don't see me running, do you?” “Bring it on, NAME.” “It's on.”
53 “That's it. That's it, I've had it! I don't want to put the Sweet & Lo in my purse.”
Eric
54 “Hey, little bro/sis. Life's tough, get a helmet.”
55 “So I said to myself, NOT THEIR NAME --“ “NOT THEIR NAME?” “That's what I call myself.”
56 “I'll do it. I'm the oldest.” “Actually, I'm the oldest.” “Yeah, but I've lived the longest.”
57 “I don't know what's going to happen to me. But I know I'm gonna be a good person who cares about people. And I blame you for that.”
58 “I sort of thought you guys would keep my room the way it is.” “Actually, NICKNAME, for that I think you have to be unexpectedly killed by a truck or something.”
59 “What are you going to do when your hair grows back?” “It's not going to grow back. I got my receipt!”
60 “I'm dead.” “I'm dead.” “I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.”
61 “NAME, one word: You're with me.”
62 “NAME, I think he’s/she's a witch. And not a good witch like Glinda, a bad witch like with the monkeys.”
63 “NAME, what are you doing to me? We had a deal. You and FRIEND are so perfect for each other you should be married!” “I'm not ready.”
64 “Oh, look at that. You wobble like a weeble!”
65 “Don't you see what you're going through? This is your middle east crisis.” “Middle age crisis.”
66 “Of all the nights to fight, I mean Halloween, this is the one holiday that's supposed to bring loved ones together.”
67 “How can I let it go when it haunts my very thought?”
68 “By the way, that last paper you wrote, I couldn't stop thinking about it.” “That's because it was smut! ‘My lips quivered.’ -- it was filth. It was screamy filth.”
69 “You can't do that, NAME.” “Why are you calling me NAME?” “Because that's your human name.”
70 “Stay out of this, NAME, it's a one man/woman mission. ... Will you help me?”
Mr. Feeny
71 “Don't you mean ‘do well’?” “No, I mean do good.”
72 “You are the worst babysitter that ever lived.” “And your children are the spawn of Satan.”
73 “I was expecting you. Today, tomorrow, yesterday. It was only a matter of time.”
74 “How are we supposed to get home?” “Wait 'til it's dark. Then run, very quickly.”
75 “You're still moving away? Ah, for the love of Mike, stop with the mind games, man.” “You know this is the reason I can't sell my house.”
76 “I know my man/woman.” “It's like we have one brain.” “Yes, well. That's too easy.”
77 “Ho, ho. Is that the stupid idea train coming 'round the bend?”
78 “Oh, I think you're much more stupid than you give yourselves credit for.”
79 “Well, since you're not set on a name for the baby, I, myself, have always been partial to THEIR NAME.”
80 “I'm not responsible for Dream THEIR NAME!”
81 “For years I've seen you give advice to everybody, but never me. Why is that?!” “You don't ask.”
82 “The guy on our couch eating our beer nuts.” “Mmm, nutty.”
83 “Wait a minute. Maybe we should all just think for a second.” “No, NAME and I tried that. It doesn't work.”
Jack
84 “You don't know what it's like to live here, man. You don't.” “Why do you stay?” “Because ... he’s/she's my friend. Because I like him/her. And no matter what crazy things he/she says or does, I still like him/her. God help me I still like him/her.”
85 “You know, NAME, I'm having trouble opening this jar.” “That's because it's a can.”
86 “I can't be poor. I'm too good looking to be poor.”
87 “I would never pay for that shirt.”
88 “He's/She’s too passive. He/She needs to voice his/her opinions more.” “Ooh, NAME, what do you think about that?” “I don't know.”
Angela
89 “You guys are our closest friends, but we are sick and tired of you!”
90 “Because I'd rather give him/her attention for acting normal.” “Oh, honey. We know that's never going to happen.”
91 “Let me ask you this, in all the time you were with NAME, did he ever call out the name S/O NAME?” “No, but he called out the name PERSON ANAME.” “In what context?”
92 “No, I was just a little surprised seeing you here, eating my food, which is mine.” — Rachel
Alan
93 “It's quarter after three. Only creeps and wierdos are up now.” [person c enters]
94 “Anything happens to NAME, I'll kill you.” “You like him/her better than me.” [person a nods]
95 “I have an incomplete future.” “Of course you have an incomplete future. The future's always incomplete. When it's complete, people tend to call it the past.”
96 “You chose FRIEND over your own flesh and blood? You're dead to me.”
Amy
97 “I don't like it when you call him/her an idiot, NAME.” “I didn't call him/her anything.” “Oh, well I guess I must have thought it in my head.”
98 “NAME, we used you as a decoy. We knew you'd be stupid so we used it against you.”
99 “What happened? I used to be good.” “NAME, I say this with love and respect. You were never good.”
100 “We're just asking you to get us off the hook.” “No. This is your hook, you're going to hang there like the worms you are.”