last weekend i went to a party and there was a pool and one thing about me is that nothing will stop me from getting in the pool. i had brought my swimsuit and everything, i was totally prepared. turns out it's been a really cold summer in buenos aires and maybe jumping in the pool wasn't such a sensible idea. and i was told this by some girls that warned me i was gonna get a cold, to which i answered "i don't get sick" and got into the fucking pool
fast forward to a couple days later and it turns out i maaaay have a runny nose. one of my friends also saw these girls and they asked about me and he told them i was as good as new. i begged him not to tell them about my condition and he goes "are you kidding me? we are friends, i'd never betray you like that. if you get pneumonia and die i'll tell them you got hit by a truck"