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YOI PR: we have an announc-
Me:
Otabek, drunk out of his mind and crying his eyes out: Look into my eyes... do I really look like a killer to you?
Yuri: Well what you're killing right now is the mood damn we're playing Cluedo fucking chill man
Nobody asks for and it is probably lame, but I wanna do it. How about you?
back in time
17-years-old Yuuri: who are you?
24-years-old Yuuri: I'm you but more happy and confident and engaged to a man of our dreams so whatever happens please don't ever give up!
17-years-old Victor: who are you?
27-years-old Victor: ...
27-years-old Victor: god, I was cute
Eros and katsudon mode:
Eros mode:
Yuuri: Hey, Victor!
Victor: Hm?
Yuuri: Are you homework? Because I'm not doing you and I should be.
Victor: ...
Yuuri: ...
Victor: Do me. I'm homework. Do me.
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Yuuri: Hey, Victor!
Victor: Hm? What is it?
Yuuri: Are you katsudon? Because I'm not eating you and I should be.
Victor: ...
Yuuri: ...
Victor: Yes. I'm a katsudon. Eat me.
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Katsudon mode:
Yuuri: Victor.
Victor: Tell me, honey. What I am this time?
Yuuri: ...
Victor: ...
Yuuri: I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE OKAY I'M SO EMBARASSED BYE
Victor: Oh.
Victor: ...
Victor: ......
Victor: But I'm not an instrument? Because you aren't touching me and you should be.
Victor and Yuuri lose Yurio in a Crowd
Victor: Yuuri where's Yurio?
Yuuri: I thought he was with you-
Victor: This calls for drastic measures
Yuuri: Victor what are you-
Victor: *grabbing a megaphone from thin air* yUURI IS PERFORMING AND POLE DANCING ON STAGE 2B
Yurio: DONT MAKE ME LIVE THROUGH THAT SHIT AGAIN ITS RECORDED ON MY PHONE
Victor and Yuuri: Found him
yurio: so, what did you get for your birthday?
viktor (stuffing his face in a 6th bowl of katsudon): fat.
Welcome to the madness
Victor: why are kids are so sexual nowadays?
Yurio: oh shut up, it wasn't that bad. You and Yuuri were all over each other.
Victor: correction; we danced a loving coreography about the separation of soulmates. what you and Otabek did out there got banned in 24 countries worldwide, young man.
