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it is pretty annoying how the fandom erases shaggys flaws to make him into a uwu precious scoobie snack babie…like hes a coward that when push comes to shove isnt there to help out his friends lmao
alright, lemme school your dumbass because obviously you’ve never watched scooby doo before
shaggy rogers is a hero
yes, he canonically has anxiety issues, but when it comes down to it, he is there for his friends no matter how scared he is. he cares very deeply for his friends and he would absolutely not hesitate to put himself in danger to keep them safe
in ‘music of the vampire’ when the vampire threatens his friends, shaggy’s first response is to grab a bunch of wooden stakes to attack the vampire with
later in this same movie when he (albeit falsely) believes he’s fallen victim to the vampire curse, he runs away and gets as far away from his friends as possible so there would be no chance of him harming them or inflicting the curse on them as well
and in ‘camp scare’ when the fish monster they’re dealing with hurts scooby, shaggy’s first response was to shatter a two-by-four across its face. watch it go down here, skip to about 1:30
during the climax of ‘legend of the phantosaur’ after struggling with his anxiety for the whole movie, shaggy overcomes it for the sake of saving the lives of his friends and the villains who put them in danger in the first place
in ‘ghoul school’, without any help from fred, daphne, or velma, shaggy saves the lives of several monster kids, and in ‘reluctant werewolf’ when he’s cursed to become a werewolf, he wins back his humanity in just under two days, again without help from fred, daphne, or velma
hell, the whole plot of ‘goblin king’ was about shaggy and scooby travelling into the realm of monsters, the very things he’s afraid of mos, so he can save his friends from being turned into monsters themselves. and he does save them
and those are just the examples i could think of off the top of my head!
shaggy is as essential to the gang as everyone else is. he’s the one who repeatedly throws himself headfirst into the path of the monster of the week to lead it into fred’s traps, despite his anxiety issues, because he’s the only one fast enough not to get caught. fun fact! he’s won multiple awards in high school for gymnastics and athletics. he isn’t just all about fear and food. he’s a friendly, caring person who would do anything for his friends, and on top of all this?
he’s only seventeen. of course he’s scared, he’s just a kid.
tl;dr, shaggy rogers is more than his anxiety
canonically, shaggy and scoob have dealt with more real monsters than the entire gang.
the mystery gang tends to unmask humans. The exceptions (authentic monsters, zombies, witches, ghosts, etc) are in certain movies. some of which (Zombie Island, the Witch’s Ghost) involve the full gang. Others (Ghoul School, Reluctant Werewolf, the Boo Brothers) have Shaggy and Scoob (and Scrappy) on their own adventures.
oh hey and in ghoul school, looking for some peace and quiet, they get hired as gym teachers at a school for girls, that turns out to be a school for ghouls. Despite being terrified,
they stay, become fantastic teachers, inspire their students and lead them to victory in the volleyball champion, and then risk their lives saving the students from an evil witch and spider minions.
oh and they befriend an adult mummy, vampire, wolfman, and phantom along the way
not to mention whenever they hang with the rest of the gang, they invariably get used trap bait against their expressed wishes. but still they stick around
oh, and despite their reluctance, scoob and shaggy regularly play some of the most vital roles in the gang’s adventures, to the point the movie posters regularly feature them as the most prominent members. the rest of the gang may provide the motivation, but shaggy and scooby are the lifeblood of the show:
conclusion: Shaggy Rogers and Scoobert Doo have enormous hearts that lead them to face their greatest fears on an almost daily basis for the sake of protecting those they care about.
PROTECT AND APPRECIATE SHAGGY ROGERS
i don’t remember writing this but i was RIGHT
Also, if you go back to the show’s 1969 debut, each of the four human members of the gang is a different subculture archetype.
Daphne is a mod girl. Velma is a wallflower, what we’d call a “geek girl” today (and with far more admiration). Fred is the closest thing in the group to a “normal” person, by 1960s standards; he’s The Boy Next Door.
Shaggy?
Shaggy is a stoner.
Yes, really.
That soul patch beard, long (for the time period) hair, and the bellbottom jeans tell you all you need to know. Shaggy is a fucking hippie.
It’s no fucking wonder he’s terrified. Shaggy should be smoking dope and chilling on the sidewalk with a picket sign that says MAKE LOVE NOT WAR while making peace signs. Shaggy should not be hanging out with Velma the uncool girl, much less Fred The Good All-American Boy and Daphne The Cool Girl.
This is also why Shaggy would be the member of the group who’s so constantly the butt of the joke, incidentally. He was intended to be laughable because hippies were seen as a menace to society; I’ve actually seen a vintage sign from the time period that said “Colored and ‘hippies’ back entrance only.” Hippies were seen as so distasteful nobody even wanted to take their money.
Modern versions of Scooby-Doo have rescued him from being a negative stereotype, and I am frankly all in favor of that.
Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target.
I agree on this corrective asswhoopin
If you see this, don’t just sneakily tell the woman or the bartender. Shout for everyone to hear “Hey, you just put something in that drink!” While pointing at the person.
If a predator misses target number one they’ll just go for target 2. If you shame them out of the bar they’ll never come back.
And there is a solid chance of a collective asswhoopin, or an actual arrest for attempted rape.
When in doubt, make the biggest scene you can.
The most dangerous flightless bird in Australia is sitting under a beach umbrella stealing grapes.
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
i have a degree in criminal justice and i can tell you this works 100% of the time
may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.
is this a curse or blessing?? either way lay it on me boys
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not to invoke jk rowlings dead horse in the year 2019 but hogwardts house quizzes are always like: “You find five pence on the ground. What do you do?” A. I STEAL it and then i find the person who lost it and I bribe them for more. B. I immediately run halfway across the globe and punch a shark to return it. god i love being brave.
C. I am too busy STUDYING and LEARNING to think of things like that.
D. [reasonable answer a human being might give]
Percy Jackson godly parents were worse:
What is your dream job?
A). Lifeguard
B). Morgue assistant
C). Mailman
D). War criminal
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Fuck yeah!
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Today’s Friday, though.
I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this
I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this
Life is a Disco Ball!
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my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt
the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry
me, just harry: a what
ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???
oh whoops, did we forget to tell you? there’s a quote in The Good Neighbor where Mr. Rogers talked about being attracted to both men and women
FRED ROGERS I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE
WOOOO
let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum
they quote gay movies
they watch cat videos on youtube
they take selfies
I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3?
come on there’s no way you can’t ship them
That last gif looks like Octavius was looking for a kiss, and well Jed misunderstood completely.
Being a homosexual in Octavius’ time was perfectly acceptable, which makes this all the more funny cause I think he thinks there can be something more, but Jeb is literally clueless as hell.
Also cowboys were hella gay