Daenerys Targaryen is a feminist icon and everyone knows it. That's why Badoo has asked her to fire back some of the most sexist comments from the Kingdom of "Cuñaos", with Jon Snow "Lil snowy" like she likes to call him, as assistant.
Maybe people who understands Spanish can help me with a transcription to English. There are many jokes and made up phrases that I would need to check up to keep the joke.
Edit: Dear Señoros (slang, men that talk to women on a condescending way)
Jon: My queen.
Dany: tell me, my nice boy.
Jon: they are here.
Dany: Are they? They are gonna shit themselves. The first who mistakes me for the Frozen movie Princess is kicked out. I'm Daninys of House Talhalyen, caretaker of eggs and the mamma of Dragons when the egg is set. A feminist icon, everybody knows that, liberator of slaves, a powerful woman whose blood... Cough, cough, Jon, Nevadito (little snowy), bring me water my king... Oh, we are having a weather the spring is coming and I don't know what to wear. I put on a cardigan in case I come late to the castle and then I get hot if I have to walk in a funeral pyre to birth the dragons, then all naked.. Uff, if I caught a cold at this time of year I won't drop it in ages I tell you....Seven Kingdoms I've got under my rule, but it’s always news from from the Kingdom of Cuñaos (people, usually men, who always talk as if they know more and better about anything than everyone else about any theme), they are touching my brunnete c*nt (slang, bothering me badly...) yes I know I'm blond, but my eyebrows reveal the state of my... As Cuñaos you are bothered to have a queen. It fu*ks you up, I know, but don't care, F. U.
Jon, Nevadito, bring me the paper.
Enrique: this sums up Badoo, an ugly fat woman rejecting guys above her.
Dany: I'm gonna tell you the same I tell my dragons (fake valyrian) what did I taught you about respect? Did a girl messed up with the sole neuron you've got between your legs. No. So go to touch the c*nt to other place. (To Jon) Boy, help me. (to audience) we are a team but if you let him...
Facundo: you showed your post-modern feminist progressism that pretends to surrogate alpha males to women for women liberation purposes. Stop dreaming! We'll always rule.
Dany: look, Facundo. I've been shaving with torches since I was 12. Don't teach me about women liberation, OK!?
Fran: Spanish fat woman brags about how unique her hobbies are, watching T. V and eating Kebab, because her roundness is proof she doesn't do any exercise apart the one with the head of the shower.
Dany: Fran, the head of the shower and the spout of bidet, not even touch them. Not even!!!! Do you think this is funny? If it were your mothers or sisters would you find it funny? Women walk through fire everyday with your comments. Every day. Aaaaaaaahh, I don't want to read any more, because they are too many. Go home, tsk, tsk, go home!!! Nevadito, close the door.
Thanks for waiting, many jokes have been lost but I could not do better.
@rainhadaenerys @queen-of-salt-and-fury
