#yomammageddon

[elfinexile-blog]

-casually smooches-

[elfinexile-blog]

Grandfather, can you maybe come teleport us? We can't exactly take Wade's bike to your island...

[elfinexile-blog]

 

[stardustastrid]

Heyyyyyy

1. First impression: Well, this guy's got a mouth that won't quit.2. Truth is: WOW, this guy's mouth does not quit!3. How old do you look: Hard to tell with the mask...4. Have you ever made me laugh: Until I damn near peed myself5. Have you ever made me mad: Slightly annoyed, but not mad6. Best feature: Your rapier wit!7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope. You're all TJ's.8. You’re my: Rival in Pie-making. And I will crush you. *shakes fist*9. Name in my phone: Red Riding Hood10. Should you post this too? You did, actually.

[elfinexile-blog]

dat booty

[thewaywardlostone-blog]

Fuck... *kisses Luke's cheek and then braces himself for the worst*

You've got exactly five seconds to back the fuck up.

[elfinexile-blog]

Dear Wade,

You're a fuckin' supermodel.

xoxoxoxo,

Teej

[elfinexile-blog]

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-Sorry she can't hear you, she's jamming to Hole at the moment.-

-points at her headphones and shrugs-